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Old    (DRA) deltariders.com (sanger215guy)      Join Date: Oct 2004       08-08-2005, 6:59 AM Reply   
A Dozen (+1) Reasons Why Wakeboarding is Better Than Sex!!!


1. You can do it all weekend
2. You can High-Five your buddies afterwards

3. You can show off your stuff in front of the whole family

4. You can watch other people do it and they'll be glad you did

5. People are happy to show you new tricks

6. You can go as fast as you want

7. A wetsuit can be worn more than once

8. You can teach little girls how to do it

9. You feel bad, but not inadequate, if you can't get it up the first time

10. You can give people tips for improving their technique

11. You can trade up to a new board whenever you want

12. If you want to get rid of your old board, it won't cost you half of everything you own

13. You can ride as many boards as you want and not get in trouble


How manny other reasons can you add???
Old    wbhata            08-08-2005, 7:10 AM Reply   
Twenty Differences between wakeboaeding and Sex
#20 - No matter how much beer you've had, you can still wakeboard.
#19 - You do not have to get wet before wakeboarding.
#18 - You don't have to hide your wakeboarding magazines.
#17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to wakeboard with you once in a while
#16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything againstwakeboarding #15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.
#14 - Your wakeboarding partner doesn't get upset about people you wakeboarded with long ago.
#13 - It's perfectly respectable to wakeboard with a total stranger.
#12 - When you see a really good wakeboarding person, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you wakeboarding together.
#11 - If your regular wakeboarding partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you wakeboard with someone else.
#10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you wakeboard by yourself.
#9 - When dealing with a wakeboarding pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop
#8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy wakeboarding stuff.
#7 - You can have a wakeboarding calendar on your wall at the office, tell wakeboarding jokes, and invite coworkers to wakeboard with you without getting sued for wakeboarding harassmen.
#6 - There are no wakeboarding -transmitted diseases.
#5 - If you want to watch wakeboarding on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.
#4 - Nobody expects you to wakeboarding with the same partner for the rest of your life.
#3 - Nobody expects you to give up wakeboarding if your partner loses interest in it.
#2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.
#1 - Your wakeboarding partners will never say, "Not again? We just wakeboarded last week! Is wakeboarding all you ever
think about?!

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