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Old     (jcv)      Join Date: Oct 2005       08-04-2006, 7:02 AM Reply   
duff, not only did you name your boat, but you named it "Wet Dream"...but yet you're the deciding factor on what's "cool"?
Old     (richd)      Join Date: Oct 2003       08-04-2006, 7:08 AM Reply   

Old     (jcv)      Join Date: Oct 2005       08-04-2006, 7:10 AM Reply   
I don't know about everyone else, but I'd pull my boat to Powell without a single wakeboard, spend tens of thousands of dollars for the nicest houseboat I can find, and then proceed to destroy every single piece of glass in sight with 4 or 5 tubes in tow before I'd ever even consider naming my boat "Wet Dream"
Old     (deuce)      Join Date: Mar 2002       08-04-2006, 7:19 AM Reply   
EJ, I hope to god your son is either doing the butterfly, or he needs to get his stick flat on the ice. That glove hand should face the shooter.

Yes, sliding left and dropping(see right foot push, left foot moving). I would like to say that the glove hand is going to open and go back up.....but truthfully, I NEVER have an idea where he is going to have his glove hand.

That said, he is 9(in the photo, 10 now).... He was probably waving up to me in the stands shortly after this photo was taken and wondering what type of snack and drink was being distributed after the game....

P.S. Though I want to respond to some of the posts since my departure. I am sticking to my guns about the gist of this post.
Old     (ballsdeep)      Join Date: Nov 2005       08-04-2006, 9:01 AM Reply   
That is some funny sh#t!
Old     (dennish)      Join Date: May 2005       08-04-2006, 7:09 PM Reply   
Upload Here is a nice picture of wakesurfing on butter. I would have waited for the water to get rough but no one came. We rode in the main channel to stay out of the coves so as to not "ruin" a wakeboarders butter. Still no one came. What should I have done? Pack up and go home because I only had butter to wreck.There are several reasons why my daughter wakesurfs. The best reason is that she loves it. She also plays college volleyball and can't afford to get hurt. I can just see her telling the coach she just blew out her ACL wakeboarding. Why can't we all just get along?
Old     (duffy)      Join Date: Feb 2006       08-04-2006, 7:37 PM Reply   
Jeff I get more props on that name from both male and female.Girls go buy honking their horn.Your just pissed cause you tried to hook up with a hooker on the corner and she told you she had a headache.Nick anytime you want to talk some smack let me know and Ill cut you down lower than Jeffs standards for woman.Nick I bet you really do like tubes,I bet the reason you guys like tubes so much is because you both have lots of experience blowing things up to pleasure yourselves.I have a couple of friends over right now 2 girls and my boy Ryan and their laughing their ass of right now.You guys are funny I would F#$k with you all day but we are going out so try to come up with some more smack then Ill be back Monday and have fun tubing tomorrow...
Old     (jcv)      Join Date: Oct 2005       08-05-2006, 12:09 PM Reply   
You question my standards for women, but you're the one hanging out with chicks who give you props on naming your boat "Wet Dream" and laugh at internet conversations you have with random strangers. Sounds like they're real class acts. And guys giving you props on the boat name? That's just, well, a little fruity. Maybe your boat isn't the only thing they want to get behind?

From Wikipedia:

A nocturnal emission is an ejaculation of semen experienced during sleep. It is also called a "wet dream", an involuntary orgasm, or simply an orgasm during sleep.

Nocturnal emissions are most common during teenage and early adult years. However, nocturnal emissions may happen any time after puberty. They may or may not be accompanied by erotic dreams. It is possible to wake up during the ejaculation, or to just stay asleep during the ejaculation.

What, was "I Heart Clay Aiken" already taken?

(Message edited by jcv on August 05, 2006)
Old     (cptoafficiency)      Join Date: May 2006       08-05-2006, 12:47 PM Reply   
Tubers and Wakesurfers should be deported
Old    K.B.C.            08-05-2006, 1:55 PM Reply   
uh oh, another capt oa sighting. arggggh matey
Old     (brucemac)      Join Date: Dec 2005       08-05-2006, 3:01 PM Reply   


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