You might be addicted to Wakeboarding if.....

(tyler_o) · (tyler_o) **Join Date: Nov 2004** 06-10-2005, 8:02 AM

you drive past your local Jiffy Lube sign and think "Double Up"

Jiffy Lube Logo

or

You might be addicted to Wakeboarding if your the only one in your family who thinks an Indy Tantrum isn't about an upset race car driver.

or

You might be addicted to Wakeboarding if you own a $60K wakeboard boat but use the ice machine in your refrigerator to fill the cooler to save $1.25 on ice at the mini mart.

I saw some Blue Collar comedy last night and got inspired. Let's here em!

(buzz_grande) · (buzz_grande) **Join Date: Mar 2004** 06-10-2005, 8:04 AM

You might be addicted if:

You have recenyly met a bunch of new "large" friends, good looking or not.

(wakestar8878) · (wakestar8878) **Join Date: Oct 2003** 06-10-2005, 8:21 AM

You might be addicted to Wakeboarding if:

You cook with Binding Lube instead of vegtable oil.

river_rider_19 06-10-2005, 8:38 AM

you might be addicted if u spend all your time telling you might be addicted jokes on wakeworld.com

(guido) · (guido) **Join Date: Jul 2002** 06-10-2005, 8:57 AM

You might be addicted if you drive a 5 year old truck, but just sold your 3 year old boat to get a new one.

(jarrod) · (jarrod) **Join Date: May 2003** 06-10-2005, 9:01 AM

uh oh....we're addicted.

(Message edited by jarrod on June 10, 2005)

(jarrod) · (jarrod) **Join Date: May 2003** 06-10-2005, 9:04 AM

You might be addicted to wakeboarding if your front lawn consists of 3' high weeds and you have't missed a weekend of riding in months.

(big_xstar) · (big_xstar) **Join Date: Nov 2004** 06-10-2005, 9:21 AM

you might be addicted to wakeboarding if..
you name your riding crew "ADDICTED".

had to throw that one in there..

(joeshmoe) · (joeshmoe) **Join Date: Jan 2003** 06-10-2005, 9:25 AM

if you buy a wakeboarding boat without your wife's permission

sbvfive 06-10-2005, 9:39 AM

My personal experience....you might be addicted if....you wakeboard 5 days after surgery to remove 5 golf ball sized lymph nodes from under your arm........in 52 degree water.

The surgeon was pissed...haha

(dakid) · (dakid) **Join Date: Feb 2001** 06-10-2005, 9:43 AM

you might be addicted to wakeboarding if your knee has a wound that requires 3 extra large bandaids to cover, and you're still considering joining the canyon lake wakeboard tourney tomorrow.

clubjoeskier 06-10-2005, 9:44 AM

If talking about sharing "booty lube" with male friends, only scares strangers around you....

(tyler_o) · (tyler_o) **Join Date: Nov 2004** 06-10-2005, 9:50 AM

Kevin- I thought about mentioning your crew but I knew you'd chime in with it.

Here's another one....

.....if you drive you truck around on fumes but your boat is always full of gas because that's more ballast dammit!

(sanger215guy) · (sanger215guy) **Join Date: Oct 2004** 06-10-2005, 10:09 AM

you might be addicted to wakeboarding if for your wifes birthday you buy her the new board you have been wanting.

(buzz_grande) · (buzz_grande) **Join Date: Mar 2004** 06-10-2005, 10:13 AM

Joe,

Booty lube! Hhaaaaa!!

(jamie_lamar) · (jamie_lamar) **Join Date: Mar 2004** 06-10-2005, 10:22 AM

Then I think this one proves my son is addicted… I walked into the living room to catch him with his board on his feet hopping off a chair trying 180’s with a handle pass while watching Relentless. He did tell me we needed a carbon handle because he liked the way the hanger he was using felt.

(wakeme884) · (wakeme884) **Join Date: Jul 2004** 06-10-2005, 10:28 AM

you might be addicted if youre waxing your boat every week and your truck still has mud on it from the rains three months ago....

(jarrod) · (jarrod) **Join Date: May 2003** 06-10-2005, 10:29 AM

Awesome! He needs a trampoline Jamie.

(guido) · (guido) **Join Date: Jul 2002** 06-10-2005, 10:34 AM

Ha, ha. I used to have a handle attached to the door in my room so I could jump on my bed and practice handle passes.

(ccwhite) · (ccwhite) **Join Date: Jul 2004** 06-10-2005, 10:44 AM

Nice Gary

You might be addicted if you sell plasma each week to pay for boat whore gas money

You might be addicted if you gladly drive 2 hours to get a pull, but complain about driving 5 minutes to the grocery store

(big_ed_x2) · (big_ed_x2) **Join Date: Jul 2004** 06-10-2005, 11:28 AM

Gladly drive 2 hrs for a pull but complain about the 5 min to store. NICE!!!!

(malibuboarder75)

if you Go to pick up your 7yr old at school, the teacher says "your son pulled a tantrum today" and you say "sweet!"

you might be addicted if you shred up wakeboarding mags so you can sniff the flakes.

(socalwakepunk)

...If your kids names are Raley, Whirly and Hoochie.

(big_ed_x2) · (big_ed_x2) **Join Date: Jul 2004** 06-10-2005, 11:42 AM

I doubt anybody would name their little girl hoochie???

But the again you never know!

(malibuboarder75)

I knew a kid named jimmy raley. I never talked to him, but I did after I landed my first raley.

sbvfive 06-10-2005, 8:36 PM

I named my ex-girlfriends cat Whirly....am I an addict....Oh God....not me, thay said I wouldn't get addicted after my first time!!!

(jamie_lamar) · (jamie_lamar) **Join Date: Mar 2004** 06-10-2005, 10:09 PM

Check page 30 of the June issue of Alliance, 3/4 the way down on the left side. At first I thought it was just the ads and "girl page" but he really reads it for the articles.

(radikal) · (radikal) **Join Date: Feb 2004** 06-10-2005, 11:54 PM

youre really addicted if you put your brand new parks binding to go to your favorite night club !!!!!!

(malibuboarder75)

true story: you know your addicted if you love the sport and want to go everyday, but you haven't even ridden yet.

My friend is an O-lineman and we dont have board or bindings to fit him, but he comes everyday im on the water.

(nj_alex) · (nj_alex) **Join Date: Aug 2002** 06-11-2005, 9:37 AM

My girlfriend and I had to weigh our options: new Super Air Nautique or a diamond engagement ring, new diamond engagement ring or a new Super Air Nautique...

This is our third summer with the Super Air!

(big_xstar) · (big_xstar) **Join Date: Nov 2004** 06-11-2005, 1:36 PM

Alex---dont ever let her go!!!!!

annabell 06-11-2005, 2:18 PM

you might be addicted to wakeboarding if......you're trying to design a wakeboarding belt-buckle in the shape of a board...LMAO

annabell 06-11-2005, 2:20 PM

You might be addicted to wakeboarding if.....you're designing a wakeboarding belt-buckle in the shape of a board. LMAO

annabell 06-11-2005, 2:21 PM

Doh! Doubled-up....

boardfox 06-11-2005, 8:44 PM

You might be addicted to wakeboarding if your tower speakers on your $60,000 boat are worth more than your truck.

(addictedchick) · (addictedchick) **Join Date: Jan 2005** 06-11-2005, 8:52 PM

You might be addicted if you get up at 5am for the good water but refuse to get up early to miss traffic

(addictedchick) · (addictedchick) **Join Date: Jan 2005** 06-11-2005, 8:53 PM

p.s. tyler, that jiffy lube one is great

(sixeye) · (sixeye) **Join Date: Apr 2005** 06-11-2005, 10:06 PM

You might be addicted if spending $500 on a board is nothing but spending $15 on a CD is craziness!

(greenpinky) · (greenpinky) **Join Date: Apr 2004** 06-12-2005, 6:05 AM

You might be addicted to wakeboarding if, while taking a computer break at work, you pass random objects behind your back as your collegues stare at you with confused looks.

mia 06-12-2005, 9:06 AM

-you might be addicted if you pee double up's in the toilet..

(ktmwakeboarder)

you are a college student who starves to afford gas

haha and wow! d-ups in the toilet, that is incredible

(boats4every1) · (boats4every1) **Join Date: Jun 2005** 06-13-2005, 9:08 PM

Alex- She rocks. Any single sisters?

Clubmyke- that is awesome.

(wakeme884) · (wakeme884) **Join Date: Jul 2004** 06-13-2005, 9:19 PM

You might be addicted if youre checking out the new girl at the market thinking shes the perfect all in one girl for me even though shes over 300#s=ballast and 3rd all in one!!!!!

(eternalshadow) · (eternalshadow) **Join Date: Nov 2001** 06-13-2005, 9:44 PM

You might be addicted to wakeboarding if one of your friends is in full agreement when you say "lets go pick up some fatties for the weekend"

Or you fly from Edmonton Alberta to West Side Spring Ride.

(greatdane) · (greatdane) **Join Date: Feb 2001** 06-13-2005, 9:52 PM

If you see water that is glass and you think about riding it until you realize that its a sewage treatment plant! :-)

(twitch) · (twitch) **Join Date: Dec 2004** 06-13-2005, 10:05 PM

hey jeff do be telling every one what we do on friday nights

(malibuboarder75)

if you spend $60 a day on gas to ride for 30 minutes.

(chadricko) · (chadricko) **Join Date: Apr 2004** 06-13-2005, 10:23 PM

you might be addicted to wakeboarding if you see that you are approaching boat with a tower and try and gues what type of wakeboard boat it is before you see the side of the boat.

(ghostrider_2) · (ghostrider_2) **Join Date: Aug 2004** 06-13-2005, 11:00 PM

you might be addicted if you find yourself driving on the freeway behind a wakeboarding boat, crossing lanes like your doing W2W!

(denverd1)

must be your boat leo..

you might be... if you built a wetbox out of a slip 'n slide

(hyperlitenrd) · (hyperlitenrd) **Join Date: Jan 2003** 06-14-2005, 11:14 AM

you might be addicted to wakeboarding if you and your friends pull each other up and down the street on a longboard behind your mountain bike with a rope and handle attached, when you dont have a boat.

This is actully alot of fun, and a good work out!

(swampboy) · (swampboy) **Join Date: Sep 2003** 06-14-2005, 11:51 AM

.......If your 11 month-old-son is already addicted to boats and Babes

stylin

erlingiii 06-14-2005, 12:11 PM

everytime me and my friend see smooth water we start getting all excited and making noises and if there are girls with us they jsut give us wierd looks, why dont they understand. Why am I not at the lake right now, I miss it it and I went yesterday

erlingiii 06-14-2005, 12:15 PM

You might be addicted if you run out of gas on the lake b/c you think you can get one more run in before you need to go to the gas station, then use wakeboards to paddle back and do a dock start of the dock at the gas station