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Join Date: May 2006
07-02-2007, 10:34 PM
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"The rest of the sports only take 1 BALL"
Says it all !!
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Join Date: Nov 2005
07-03-2007, 12:01 AM
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Some clasic's -
“You lose it here and you're in a world of hurt”.
“This place makes Cambodia look like Kansas...”
”I ain't got time to bleed”.
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Join Date: Jul 2006
07-03-2007, 6:04 AM
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Two wrongs don't make a right.......but three lefts do.
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Join Date: Jun 2005
07-03-2007, 6:12 AM
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"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood." (Dodgeball)
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Join Date: Jun 2001
07-03-2007, 7:03 AM
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I would rather aim for the stars and miss, then aim for the gutter and make it
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Join Date: Dec 2006
07-05-2007, 5:02 PM
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From some shirt ideas..."Phat chicks make Fat wakes" " i love to pee in my wetsuit" I want the second one but my mom wont let me get it... 
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Join Date: May 2007
07-05-2007, 9:02 PM
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"Everybody wang chung tonight!"
Outcold
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Join Date: May 2007
07-05-2007, 9:30 PM
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If it's too loud... you're too old!
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Join Date: Aug 2006
07-05-2007, 9:53 PM
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"You shouldn't go to your grave looking good. You should come in a ball of dust, torn all to hell, screaming "Man! What a ride!!"
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Join Date: Jun 2006
07-05-2007, 10:08 PM
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f*ck, fight, or hold the light
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Join Date: Apr 2007
07-06-2007, 7:23 AM
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"Here's to honor, get on her and stay on her"
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"She offered her honor, I honored her offer, and all night long I was on her and off her"
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Join Date: Nov 2006
07-06-2007, 7:28 AM
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...this is on my buddys toon.....F*CK-S*CK-OR-SWIM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
07-06-2007, 8:18 AM
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How about;
"Even a broken clock is right twice a day!"
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Join Date: May 2007
07-06-2007, 9:20 AM
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Junkee - that was awesome.
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Join Date: May 2006
07-07-2007, 3:53 PM
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sh*t the bed! translation: when you have done something that you knew you could do all along
(Message edited by junebug on July 07, 2007)
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Join Date: Jul 2006
07-07-2007, 4:03 PM
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Steve B-
how about
"You have hear that two wrongs can make a right? but
...what do two rights make?... an air plane!"
(this is better spoken than written... kinda corny, but makes you think a little like yours... get it... wright brothers.... made an air plane.
yuck yuck yuck!!!!
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Join Date: Jul 2005
07-09-2007, 8:46 AM
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Wakeboarding.
Most other sports only require one ball.
Found that sticker on ebay and I put it on my truck.
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Join Date: Mar 2004
07-09-2007, 9:39 AM
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Don't sweat the petty things, Pet the sweaty things.
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Join Date: Apr 2006
07-09-2007, 9:39 AM
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Here goes some of the best one liners ever!!! From Anchorman - Will Ferrell........
1) I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal / People Know Me / I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany!!
2) What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay
3) I'm in a glass case of emotion
4) I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker
5) The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show
6) I don't normally do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. You have an absolutely breath-taking... heiney. I mean, that thing's good. I wanna be friends with it.
Gotta love it!!! T.
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Join Date: May 2006
07-09-2007, 1:22 PM
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Tobin, you are missing the best one:
"I'm going to smash your face into a car windshield and take your mom out for nice seafood dinner and never talk to her again."
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Join Date: Feb 2007
07-09-2007, 1:25 PM
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"Tweak your steeze"
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Join Date: Apr 2006
07-09-2007, 3:11 PM
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Ya you are right Chqwakeboarder ....there are so many good ones......just could not get them all....that movie rocks!!! Tobin
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Join Date: Jan 2007
07-09-2007, 5:37 PM
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DON'T CALL IT A WIPEOUT...........BUT BAPTISM BY FORCE!
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Join Date: Jul 2007
07-09-2007, 7:15 PM
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If your not drunk enough to drive your not drinkin enough
haha just kiddin
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Join Date: Oct 2006
07-10-2007, 1:10 PM
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Wife who puts husband in doghouse soon finds him in cat house.
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07-10-2007, 1:16 PM
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"Go Balls Deep Or Go Home"
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07-10-2007, 1:20 PM
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"Hard to tell not knowin'"
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Join Date: Apr 2006
07-10-2007, 1:42 PM
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Here's another MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM-BEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tobin
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Tyler
07-10-2007, 1:46 PM
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you know, 60% of the time, it works every time.
smells like a diaper full of indian food. or bigfoot's dick. whichever your parents will approve of...
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Join Date: Dec 2003
07-10-2007, 1:49 PM
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"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labodomy."
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Join Date: Apr 2004
07-10-2007, 5:40 PM
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Keep you head in the sky and your feet in the sand but dont ever put your hand in a beaver's mouth.
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Join Date: Jul 2007
07-10-2007, 6:10 PM
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Haha wtf paul? hahaha
Note to self dont put hand in beavers mouth
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Join Date: May 2007
07-10-2007, 6:11 PM
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thats noted.
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Join Date: Jul 2007
07-10-2007, 7:19 PM
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I not your kid and I aint easy neither...tombstone
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Join Date: Aug 2006
07-10-2007, 9:14 PM
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"I started out with nothing, yet I still have most of it left."
"Everyone has a photographic memory, some people are just missing the film."
"It's not rocket science you know..........just nuclear power."
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Join Date: Dec 2004
07-10-2007, 10:53 PM
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The Diffrence Between Genius and Stupidity is... Genius Has Its Limits
and my sponsor... "Beer"
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07-11-2007, 12:51 AM
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Just try it...what could possibly go wrong?
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Join Date: Feb 2006
07-11-2007, 5:56 AM
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"There are sober people in India and you're wasting beer." - ? First time I heard that was a friend of mine but I've heard it since from other friends.
"I think you're all f'ed in the head. We're 3 hours from the f'ing fun-park and you want to bail out." - Vacation (I use this one at work a lot when the rest of the team tries to give up on an idea that's almost working.)
"I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball." - Caddyshack (I throw that one out there when teaching new boarders, especially ones that fight the boat when trying to get up.)
If they don't stop fighting the boat after that, I tell them, "You're not being the ball."
"When someone asks you if you're a *God*, you say "YES"!" - Ghostbusters
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Join Date: Aug 2006
07-11-2007, 11:18 AM
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"If it itches... Scratch it!"
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Join Date: Jun 2007
07-11-2007, 11:22 AM
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" If you had half of a brain, your ass would be lopsided"
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Join Date: Jun 2007
07-11-2007, 11:22 AM
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"That boy is dumber than a plate of piss"
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Join Date: Aug 2006
07-11-2007, 12:33 PM
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That looks like a dick only smaller.
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Join Date: Aug 2006
07-11-2007, 12:37 PM
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holy shat thats a good one Billy! good thing i've never heard that, but i deserve it 
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Join Date: Mar 2005
07-11-2007, 12:54 PM
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haha, way to chime in Billy, you're slackin'.
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Join Date: Jun 2004
07-11-2007, 1:58 PM
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"9 out of 10 women are battered and I'm still eating mine plain."
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07-11-2007, 7:28 PM
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"No matter how hot she may be, someone, somewhere is sick of doin her"
(Message edited by Kc700 on July 11, 2007)
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Join Date: Aug 2006
07-12-2007, 2:57 PM
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Tastes Great!
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Join Date: May 2007
07-12-2007, 3:44 PM
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If it was me that had to put a saying I would go with
"That's what she said. . ."
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Join Date: Apr 2007
07-12-2007, 3:45 PM
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Enjoy!
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Join Date: Mar 2005
07-12-2007, 4:13 PM
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You no longer complete me, you annoy me.
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Join Date: Apr 2007
07-13-2007, 10:11 AM
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Funny Guy, great quote but I think it goes more like "I aint easy and I aint your kid, so you can take sorry and shove it up your @$$.
Sorry ive just seen tombstone way to many times.
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Join Date: Apr 2002
07-13-2007, 11:57 AM
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it's better to regret something you did do, than something you didn't do.
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Join Date: Dec 2006
07-13-2007, 12:23 PM
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SHAKE -n- BAKE
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