The Red Thread!

(san210nut) · (san210nut) **Join Date: Sep 2006** 10-26-2006, 12:33 PM

Here it is, hate away!

I LIKE NAUTIQUES!

(cweb) · (cweb) **Join Date: Sep 2006** 10-26-2006, 12:35 PM

As do I.....go CC! haha

(woreout) · (woreout) **Join Date: Aug 2006** 10-26-2006, 12:37 PM

Hope you dont drink, CC will come to your house and repo your boat while your sleeping. LOL

(woreout) · (woreout) **Join Date: Aug 2006** 10-26-2006, 12:38 PM

MCMCMCMCMC!!!!!!!!!!!!

(woreout) · (woreout) **Join Date: Aug 2006** 10-26-2006, 12:38 PM

This is crazy.

(cweb) · (cweb) **Join Date: Sep 2006** 10-26-2006, 12:41 PM

and mastercraft will find out, drop off an x-star, 3000lbs of fat sacs so the boat can actually throw a good wake, and..oh yea, a bottle of jack......

(san210nut) · (san210nut) **Join Date: Sep 2006** 10-26-2006, 12:43 PM

Red Sovine
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Woodrow Wilson "Red" Sovine (17 July 1917 — 4 April 1980) was a country music singer. He was associated with truck driving songs, particularly those recited as narratives, but set to music. The most famous example of this is his 1976 number one hit "Teddy Bear".

Born in 1917, Sovine was a part of Shreveport, Louisiana's KWKH radio program "Louisiana Hayride". One of his co-stars was Hank Williams who helped him sign for MGM records. The MGM years (1949-1953) did not establish any major hits, despite the fact Sovine recorded a number of songs for the label. Later, Sovine would sign with Decca Records, but his real success started when he signed for Starday Records.

In addition to "Teddy Bear", Sovine scored a number of hits with them, including "Phantom 309" and "Giddyup Go". On 4 April, 1980, Red Sovine suffered a heart attack while driving his van in the city of Nashville, Tennessee which caused him to crash. The injuries sustained from the wreck and Sovine's heart attack were fatal.

(insuranceman) · (insuranceman) **Join Date: Jun 2005** 10-26-2006, 12:48 PM

oh give me a break!!!

(san210nut) · (san210nut) **Join Date: Sep 2006** 10-26-2006, 12:50 PM

LOL!

(cweb) · (cweb) **Join Date: Sep 2006** 10-26-2006, 12:50 PM

insuranceman...NICE BOAT!!!

(insuranceman) · (insuranceman) **Join Date: Jun 2005** 10-26-2006, 12:54 PM

Chris, thanks.

red, sorry i don't have a cc so i guess i can't be apart of your club. haha

(socalwakepunk)

I like ribs and bbq beans.

I hate all those little wire twistys that kids toys get packaged with.

(san210nut) · (san210nut) **Join Date: Sep 2006** 10-26-2006, 1:00 PM

Good point Tackleberry!

(cweb) · (cweb) **Join Date: Sep 2006** 10-26-2006, 1:01 PM

Mmmmmm RIBS!!! i gotta go to lunch....

(woreout) · (woreout) **Join Date: Aug 2006** 10-26-2006, 1:09 PM

Marsha Brady was HOT.

(san210nut) · (san210nut) **Join Date: Sep 2006** 10-26-2006, 1:12 PM

Ribs- Honeybears here I come.

(insuranceman) · (insuranceman) **Join Date: Jun 2005** 10-26-2006, 1:16 PM

marsha marsha marsha,

jan never get's any attn.

(ballsdeep) · (ballsdeep) **Join Date: Nov 2005** 10-26-2006, 1:18 PM

I like long walks on the beach.

(woreout) · (woreout) **Join Date: Aug 2006** 10-26-2006, 1:19 PM

Marsha probably would go out with a MasterCraft owner before CC or BU.

(san210nut) · (san210nut) **Join Date: Sep 2006** 10-26-2006, 1:22 PM

But Jan would take everything into consideration including quality and go for a CC chick (I think she's a lesbian) unlike Marsha who would just go after some tattooed alcoholic punk with an MC

(socalwakepunk) · (socalwakepunk) **Join Date: Dec 2002** 10-26-2006, 1:24 PM

Chuck Norris did Marsha & Jan at the same time. Then he ate ribs and said they were good. Twice.

(san210nut) · (san210nut) **Join Date: Sep 2006** 10-26-2006, 1:27 PM

But Chuck has a CC for every day of the week!

(woreout) · (woreout) **Join Date: Aug 2006** 10-26-2006, 1:28 PM

I think Mr Brady owned a CC the name on the back of the boat was "BrokeBack Boarder"

(cweb) · (cweb) **Join Date: Sep 2006** 10-26-2006, 1:53 PM

Wow, i go a short meeting and this is what i find when i come back! AWESOME. and, i agree marshas got it goin on!!

(san210nut) · (san210nut) **Join Date: Sep 2006** 10-26-2006, 1:54 PM

What about the Partridge Family, I heard they all had BU's

(cweb) · (cweb) **Join Date: Sep 2006** 10-26-2006, 1:55 PM

figures....

(byrd) · (byrd) **Join Date: Dec 2005** 10-26-2006, 2:14 PM

Greg did Marsha, Jan, and Mrs. Brady in his MC all at the same time. Talk about a Hat Trick....

(san210nut) · (san210nut) **Join Date: Sep 2006** 10-26-2006, 3:53 PM

My favorite boat bun Nautique picture of Kelly!

I think it fits within the posting guide lines..

(san210nut) · (san210nut) **Join Date: Sep 2006** 10-26-2006, 3:56 PM

I think she is way, way better than Marsha or even Cindy!

(factory) · (factory) **Join Date: Aug 2006** 10-26-2006, 4:33 PM

i would have to say IMO that the MC pulls way more bun.

(san210nut) · (san210nut) **Join Date: Sep 2006** 10-26-2006, 4:35 PM

I wouldn't know, I don't have an MC. I can attest to the bun on the Nauti though...Meloons-please don't read this!

(wakebrdr38) · (wakebrdr38) **Join Date: Sep 2006** 10-26-2006, 7:47 PM

Nautiques stand the test of time though, i got an 86 that the buns just cant get enough of. Old school or new, CC's got it goin on. I dont see an 80's stars and stripes pullin this kinda bun.

(greenpinky) · (greenpinky) **Join Date: Apr 2004** 10-27-2006, 5:03 AM

I'm with Kevin. My even older '78 gets its fair share too.

Whatever brand is your brand, and say what you want about the newbies, but the old CCs were built like tanks...they get loads of respect. Not that this is news to anyone though.

(pittsy) · (pittsy) **Join Date: Apr 2004** 10-27-2006, 5:31 AM

MC is where its at!!

(woreout) · (woreout) **Join Date: Aug 2006** 10-27-2006, 8:09 AM

Red, I sure would like to park my bicycle in that rack. WOW

(jon4pres) · (jon4pres) **Join Date: May 2004** 10-30-2006, 11:58 AM

For some reason I am getting the feeling that Red and bocephus are the same people.

He posted a picture of that chick on what looks like bocephus's boat and in a MB thread he said something bad about their boats.

Just a guess but I think I might be onto something.

(lionel) · (lionel) **Join Date: Nov 2005** 10-30-2006, 12:46 PM

Same IP address?

(jon4pres) · (jon4pres) **Join Date: May 2004** 10-30-2006, 12:52 PM

Plus both I believe they both have said they are from Arizona.

Red is also very interested in buying Ryan's boat. Ryan has confirmed that him and Boccephus are the same person.

I dont know anything about how to check IP addresses.

(san210nut) · (san210nut) **Join Date: Sep 2006** 10-30-2006, 3:07 PM

That is not Bocephus's boat, Bocephus has a '06 210. I should know I have been to his house to look at it three times and am still trying to get the guy to budge on the price, but he won't call me back. He says he has to sell it so he can go to school, but is very strange when you talk to him about it. The boat in the picture is much older, it says Nautique instead of Correct Craft like an '06 would. It also has double stitching in the vinyl, the later Nautiques don't. Also the tower is powdercoated red, while Bocephus's is brushed aluminium.

Kelly lives in Scottsdale and is a stripper and xxx star. She goes to either Bartlett or Lake Pleasant with us or someone else almost every weekend. Look up Dream Kelly, that's her. She did a photoshoot on that boat several years ago and that's where the pictures are from.

(elantz) · (elantz) **Join Date: Jul 2006** 10-30-2006, 8:32 PM

Red, I'll back you up on that one. I've been on Bocephus's boat and he's got a fiberglass platform from what I remember. The teak deck is an older boat.

(san210nut) · (san210nut) **Join Date: Sep 2006** 11-07-2006, 12:00 PM

Hey Paul,
If you count Avon inflatables, row and sail boats it's closer to 22.

(san210nut) · (san210nut) **Join Date: Sep 2006** 11-09-2006, 10:50 AM

Hey,

Has anyone tried that lose 20 pounds in 6 weeks link??

(byrd) · (byrd) **Join Date: Dec 2005** 11-09-2006, 10:53 AM

No, but even if it works, you will probably gain it right back...

(san210nut) · (san210nut) **Join Date: Sep 2006** 11-09-2006, 10:55 AM

It has prominent placement, you have to give it that!

(woreout) · (woreout) **Join Date: Aug 2006** 11-09-2006, 11:19 AM

I lost 2.4 lbs this morning at CCs testing facility. LOL

(woreout) · (woreout) **Join Date: Aug 2006** 11-09-2006, 1:18 PM

Save the cheerleader, save the world.

(factory) · (factory) **Join Date: Aug 2006** 11-09-2006, 1:18 PM

which strip club red? and does it count if you rip it off of another site :-)

(bennygoodx) · (bennygoodx) **Join Date: Aug 2006** 11-09-2006, 1:27 PM

I keep coming back to this page to look at that girl...

(san210nut) · (san210nut) **Join Date: Sep 2006** 11-09-2006, 1:30 PM

She sometimes works at Babes Cabaret in Scottsdale and sometimes at the Olympic Gardens in Las Vegas. Yes, it counts if you rip it off another site, as stated above you if you look up Dream Kelly you can probably find the rest of the pictures...

(factory) · (factory) **Join Date: Aug 2006** 11-09-2006, 1:37 PM

red-is that the other? at work. no XXX
ben-when is the next trip down to scottsdale?

(san210nut) · (san210nut) **Join Date: Sep 2006** 11-09-2006, 1:44 PM

No, she only goes when it's hot out or when she has friend that wants to go boarding or tubing. Otherwise she is at Pleasant on a Fountain or Schiada or some other go fast boat, usually with her top off? Yes on the xxx...

(san210nut) · (san210nut) **Join Date: Sep 2006** 11-09-2006, 1:49 PM

My personal favorite on the boat is Meghan, she's an "Unleashed Girl". I like the truck too! - Thanks Deano!

Upload

(factory) · (factory) **Join Date: Aug 2006** 11-09-2006, 2:10 PM

i think i have seen those girls at pleasant on a sunday in the cove. tops on tho. :-)

(san210nut) · (san210nut) **Join Date: Sep 2006** 11-09-2006, 2:15 PM

Probably, Meghan just moved here from Temecula though.

(stephan) · (stephan) **Join Date: Nov 2002** 11-09-2006, 3:11 PM

Haha. I didn't even think that girl was that hot. And to find out shes a professional ho. The Red Thread has taken a suprising yet hilarious turn. Props on being friends with strippers/porn stars. Ugghhh that is so tacky.

(factory) · (factory) **Join Date: Aug 2006** 11-09-2006, 3:20 PM

AHHH. The life of red. fix up some boats, talk about how great the nauti is, go wakeboarding, be-friending strippers. what a life :-)

(san210nut) · (san210nut) **Join Date: Sep 2006** 11-09-2006, 3:22 PM

Big Heavy,
We ain't exactly bosom buddies, but I don't have any problem having something nice to look at in the boat between sets. If that's a problem for you then maybe you and Billy could get together...He likes to look at my chest for some reason... Meghan is not a professional at all..She's going to ASU for Biology.

As far as the Red Thread taking a hilarious turn, it's suppose too! It, after all, is my thread!!

(san210nut) · (san210nut) **Join Date: Sep 2006** 11-09-2006, 3:23 PM

Let's see the hotties that you hang with Big Heavy...

(san210nut) · (san210nut) **Join Date: Sep 2006** 11-09-2006, 3:29 PM

Got a new motor for the pontoon...

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(factory) · (factory) **Join Date: Aug 2006** 11-09-2006, 3:45 PM

that looks like rosanne bar

(san210nut) · (san210nut) **Join Date: Sep 2006** 11-09-2006, 3:54 PM

I was thinking Suzuki and Volvo, but Rosanne, no way!

(san210nut) · (san210nut) **Join Date: Sep 2006** 11-09-2006, 4:08 PM

I'm having fun now...

Anyone seen my tires?
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(factory) · (factory) **Join Date: Aug 2006** 11-09-2006, 4:10 PM

red- i didn't know this was turning into a thread about posting pics of your family. :-)

(kenteck) · (kenteck) **Join Date: Jan 2005** 11-09-2006, 4:12 PM

Do i need to say more
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQuLMRP5qwU

(san210nut) · (san210nut) **Join Date: Sep 2006** 11-09-2006, 4:20 PM

Close...

Here's the real deal:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df2cyPCRVnY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPrfsNhLkr4

Hey Factory,
I was wondering if you stop by the house and help me out with the Olds, it needs a break job...

(Message edited by san210Nut on November 09, 2006)

(factory) · (factory) **Join Date: Aug 2006** 11-09-2006, 4:54 PM

put a caption to the picture......

after Dilbert and Joe Bob finished mowing the lawn, they found the 1986 olds they figured was stolen.

(stephan) · (stephan) **Join Date: Nov 2002** 11-09-2006, 5:10 PM

Red, I like a little something to look at too but I make a point to not befriend porn stars. To me that kills any visual stimuli that might be gained from looking at a hot chick, I don't care how good looking she might be. Call it morals, call it preference thats just how I roll. Furthermore I don't post pictures of my friends without their permission.

(san210nut) · (san210nut) **Join Date: Sep 2006** 11-09-2006, 5:32 PM

My friends trust me, so I don't have to ask permission.

As far as morals go, you have to be a pretty high holy roller to question someone's morals based on an internet thread.

A christ like person would befriend the pornstar and try to teach the teachings of Jesus and his prophets. To do this the direct method might not always work. It might take the old work-around method to get it done... This entails befriending them and showing them by example.

Don't get me started, they don't call me Red for nothin'

(factory) · (factory) **Join Date: Aug 2006** 11-09-2006, 5:41 PM

BIG-everyone has morals. they just vary from person to person. plus no one asked you or made you look at the picture or the thread. you chose to. it is all in good fun. relax!!

(wakereviews) · (wakereviews) **Join Date: Sep 2006** 11-09-2006, 6:16 PM

Does it go against anyone's morals if I liked the fat chick better than the others?

(san210nut) · (san210nut) **Join Date: Sep 2006** 11-09-2006, 6:35 PM

I agree, she has a nice glow about her. I bet she has a nice personality too.

Anyone ever go to Lake Powell in the Winter? What's it like?

(bennygoodx) · (bennygoodx) **Join Date: Aug 2006** 11-09-2006, 11:56 PM

Dear god, Ian. You're my hero!!!!

This thread rules. Red, we seeing you out on Monday? And shall you bring some of this magnificent bun I see and hear about....

And besides, discriminating against strippers should be a crime!!! I'm from Vegas and would go there for lunch. Loved it.

(ronnyboy27) · (ronnyboy27) **Join Date: Nov 2005** 11-10-2006, 5:07 AM

Ian I just throw up in my mouth a little bit. LOL. Red I think those guys pour concrete for me. I'm almost positive.

(rich_g) · (rich_g) **Join Date: May 2003** 11-10-2006, 6:23 AM

If anybody is looking for new ways to torture a teenager, just lock them in a room and make them listen to some "Trucker Country".

(dan_lee) · (dan_lee) **Join Date: Jan 2003** 11-10-2006, 7:40 AM

I see lots of AZ guys. Lets go riding this afternoon. Red, find us the third(s). 4/3 of my crew is injured right now the other one has problems with fractions.

Red were you on the Regal with us? Have we met?

(stephan) · (stephan) **Join Date: Nov 2002** 11-10-2006, 8:15 AM

Like I said originally "this thread has taken a surprising yet hilarious turn". Trust me I'm not stressing, I'm laughing my ass off.

Red - Your friends wouldn't be worried about permission because anyone willing to pay the $19.95 for the video can see a whole lot more than her ass.

(woreout) · (woreout) **Join Date: Aug 2006** 11-10-2006, 8:24 AM

Red I was half kidding when I said start a thread called the REd thread.Looks like its a hit!!
As for looking at your chest or lack of... you are the one who put it on the post, for the world to see. I think this thread is great, we all have put our Mfg favorites aside for a moment and talk about sh**. ya gotta love it.

(san210nut) · (san210nut) **Join Date: Sep 2006** 11-10-2006, 9:02 AM

Thanks all! Just trying to contribute to this great resource that our man David provides for us!

Billy, I don't care what you say about my chest or lack of, I'm just happy to be around still to show it off!

Dan,
We have met a couple of times. I have met you at the shop before and I believe once with Brian at Bartlett.

I can't go riding until Saturday, I'm still trying to get my carwashes off the ground and will be supervising these bafoons here in the shop all day to boot.

Ron,
The guys are pretty good at laying concrete, just not very good at setting up the forms, they always set them up crooked. They leave footprints and their initials too.

Big Heavy,
What kind of pictures do you take of your friends were you have to have permission to post them? And you question my morals...

Well, I hear Robert Earl Keen, The Road Goes On Forever and the Party Never Ends, coming on the old Outlaw Country station so I have to go for now...

Have a good weekend all!!

(guido) · (guido) **Join Date: Jul 2002** 11-10-2006, 10:38 AM

For what it's worth, I love strippers and pornstars...

(denverd1)

working the carwash and enlightening hookers. sounds great. someone kill me please