Good guy - "You outta gas man?"
Dumb guy - "Yup..."
Good Guy - "want us to tow you in?
Dumb Guy - "Yup..."
Good Guy - "Do you have a rope to tow with?"
Dumb Guy - "Nope... No Need, just hit it hard in reverse!"
New Dumb Guy (formerly good guy) - *hits the hammer down and takes the tow into the dock*