Whos got weird ways to ride?

Theres alot on non-conventional skiing methods im trying to use. The surfboard and body board were simple ones. The eski lid was from the tv(solo post), and the ski-chair(solo post again). The next chair im making after that is like a bucket seat on a wakeboard at the end with feet straps at the other. Im gonna fiber it myself so it has deep inbuilt fins.

Heres the question. Whats the most weird thing that you have every ridden on?

Im thinking of somehow getting a long plank of somekind and having battles to say on it while being towed 2+ people.

Ive seen a big tramp that you tow out into the middle then jump off, but i want to somehow make it so you bounce off while skiing.

For $8 you can have the best fun on two ski's. Me and a mate got up with a pool noodle each and had a big battle. They float when dropped, have a bit of force behind them but not enoigh to hurt.

Anyone got something weird? Please people, give me some inspiration!