San V Monday Beach Party

chin-O hahaha that just wrong! sorry kevin it's funny though.

antbug - june 15 (leave pm )to june 19..can you do it ??

buzz- classical music is awesome...but not while wakeboarding (wouldnt want to bore the others)

Dude! I was kidding there too! I don't think I have anything softer than Ray Charles on the pod.

I have a little Journey on my IPod.. you can borrow it if you'd like!

I knew it would be just a matter of time before the Chin-O joke would come to the surface..
Dam!!!!LOL

Sorry Kevin...couldnt let that one slide!!!!!

people need to post some stuff on here, I'm getting bored at work....I'm going to start telling jokes, then you guys will be sorry

Scott - I'm incredibly bored at work too.. you have my permission to tell jokes. At least I'll have email to look at in my in-box!

Mike ~ can't do it. I will be at the Delta that weekend and my manager said I can't have the day off anyways. Sorry bro I thought it was not this weekend but next. I also just asked for so time off arround 4th of July weekend so that another reason why see said no.

confucious says.....

man who run in front of car get tired

man who run behind car get exhausted

confucius....sorry

I should have clarified.. if you're going to tell jokes - they have to be funny.

That's harsh

Scott have you heard the midget joke??

Blake is laughing at me right now...

good one Amy.

shoot....blake wants to hear it again

Haha! I'm totally kidding Scott. Tell Blake I said to stop laughing at you - he's not that funny either!

Top 10 Halloween Things that Sound Dirty but Aren't

10. She's a goblin!

9. I'd like to get a little something in the sack.

8. Let me see your bag....OH!-You're having a great night!

7. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.

6. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch

5. If you just lick it, it'll last longer.

4. Show me your JuJuBees and I'll let you see my Zagnuts.

3. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth,

2. You scared me stiff!

1. He's got Candy spread out on the living room floor!

lol...Three midgets are walking down hollwood blvd when they come onto the guiness book of world records building...They all three look at eachother and say we should be in the guiness book of world records....

So the first midget say " you know, I have big hands for a midget, i think i can get the record for biggest hands"...so he goes in, and a few minutes comes out later...screaming...I have the record, i have the biggest hands....

The second midget says "you know I have big feet, I think i might have the biggest feet for a midget. so he goes in, and a few minutes comes out later...screaming...I have the record, i have the biggest feet....

So the third midget says " you know...I am screwed...I dont have big feet, I dont have big hands...but you...I do have a small d**k. It like a pimple on the skin...I think I have the smallest d**k in the world...

So the midget goes in, and is in there for like 10 minutes. The other midgets are wondering what is going on...The third midget comes out, all dejected..One of the others ask, what happened...He replies...










DAMN











YOU




















SCOTT CUTLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hardy har har....I like that one

A guy walks into a bar and orders 3 shots of Jack Daniels and slams them all down in a flash. He looks at the bartender and orders 3 more and does the same thing. By now the bartender is wondering what is wrong with this guy so he asks him what his problem is. The guy looks up and says " I don't have a problem, I'm celebrating my first knobber!"

The bartender looks with a smile and says," well that's just dandy, let me get the next one!"

"No thanks", says the guy, "if 6 shots won't wash the taste out, the 7th won't help either!!!"

I just got back from San V... really nice.. a bit choppy and windy here and there.. but nice day in the sun and on the water for sure!!

No worries buzz-- I dont really listen to country... More rock!! The hard kind HOpe to ride with ya all soon!

Buzz,

Forget the country music. If enough of us come to San V and play real music, maybe they will get the hint and retire it.

Okay you crazy ass bastards... I'm stuck with having to work Saturday night, at 11:00pm... I want to go to the gate, and hang out for a little bit before I have to head in. Who's planning on being there, and what time are ya'll planning on getting there?

I also heard Geoff Howell is going to be signing autographs... Does anyone know if that's true, or not?

-Blake

PS: I'd like to hang out on Sunday, but I won't be able to make it till 8:30-9:00am... Is anyone willing to pick me up at the dock, and let me hang out? I promise I'll be good.

Blake - what are you doing dude, come hang out...

damn blake, you're a trooper!

Hahahaha, trooper? Not hardly, but thanks.

For the record, I'm not going to be at the lake on Sunday... However, would someone please get me an autograph from Geoff Howell?

-Blake

Yeah, get an autograph for me as well. If Geoff can also write "I'm batman".. that would be great.
;)

blake - are you coming or not... dont be a "ggyyynnnaa"....

Mike,

I'm not going to be there tomorrow. I hope to hang out for a little while tonight, before work.

-Blake

Blake,

You are always complaining about working, but I always see you posting here! Man, you have the job. Wait, I am at work, and posting. Guess work is not all that bad! Sucks as far as your schedule goes. Seems like they jerk you around quite a bit.

I probably can't make it out tonight. Family in town. Have to entertain.

Had a BLAST at San V yesterday afternoon with Clubjoe and Lucy. Super-cool people. Man, they drove all the way here from Bakersfield, rode about 5 hours, then drove back home. Whew!!Troopers! I think they must have heard I had a boat-load of girls. Hope I did not let them down!! Had the course until closing, and only one other boat. Man, it gets SO NICE there at the end of the day! No snakes either!!

Oh yea! And another thing......

Don't forget Wakesports Unlimited is having a big sale today. I am going by the lagoon after I get off work. You know that money is burning a hole in your pocket!

blake,

did you still need a pickup at the dock in morning ? what happened ??

jeanne will be there (first time riding) and it would not be the same without you....

So who all is going to be at San V toorrow?
So far it seems like Kev and Mike have a boatload of people. Jason isn't bringing his boat. Who else is heading out?

Mike,

I'm heading up to Thousand Oaks tomorrow. I'll be at the gate, early tonight, but I have to leave for work around 11:00. Tell Jeanne I'm sorry I'm missing her 1st ride of the summer... But that's awesome she's finally getting out on the water.

Ya'll have a good time tomorrow! We will all ride again next weekend?

-Blake

Hey guys,
Thanks for the invites and all, but there's just no way I can make it out tomorrow. I have finals next week and (I know it's a lame excuse) I have to study. I also have to work tonight and tomorrow night (more lame excuses). I know you'll have a blast out there. If anyone is riding late next week and needs a third, lemme know!!

-Steve

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"I'm heading up to Thousand Oaks tomorrow."
Now what in the world would make you go up there?
I wonder??
You go Blake with your bad self!!!

So whats the roll call for tomorrow?? Boats Vs Riders

Jason--is Hannah coming tonight and riding tomorrow?
I think we are still trying to figure who may end up on each boat
Need names of who will be there for sure, who's riding and who's just hanging out on the boat.
gonna be a tight fit with the number of people
possibly going. I am sure we can make it work.
Kinda sucks though, each person may only get one pull.

If there is room she would like to go...

So far from what i understand..

Riders

Jason - in
Blake - out
Steve - out
Geoff - in
Melinda - in
Kevin - in
Mike - in
Jeanne - in
Brandon - ??
Alexis - ??

Boats

Kevin
Mike

Riders = 6
Boats = 2

***dont know if i left anyone out

Hey!! How about me?? Oh, I'm out!

Just did not want to feel left out!! jk

Wish I could make it. Some of us have to work for a living!!!!!

Have fun!

Hey there, I plan on going if there is room. I just talked to Jason on the phone and he'll keep in touch with me if something changes and you dont have room. If you dont have room, no worries, im way flexible... I can always go another time. Anyways, I get off work tonight at midnight and Plan on heading home to clean up and then straight to the lake to chill and party a bit with you guys... you know to see what type of trouble im getting my self in to! jk If anything changes let me know.. THANKS!!!!

HEy look what I can sorta do!!! Friday at San V..

Hey Hannah, your def. in. I talked to Jay a little
while ago and your good to go. See you 2night.
Nice pic of the 1 wake jump..

tyler is also coming out

I know this is going back to last weekend... But I just found this pic of you guys on the tube. Antbug... Sorry to post your pics, but this one had to be posted... That my friends, is the look of someone having a near death experience!

-Blake

Blake ~ no worries bro. there were so many good one from that day.

Hmmmm! What kind of face is Blake making today? ..................

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL


man that is funny pic !!!!

That is FUNNY! Tubing is dangerous. I think Jason is screaming for his MOM!

I said it before I will say it again...
Never getting in a tube with G-off driving again!!
But man that is one funny pic!!!

3 dudes in an innertube?

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Obviously Buzz was hoarding the ladies to himself and kicked the guys out behind the boat.

Who! me??? Nah! Guys are welcome as long as they bring 2 girls a piece!

blake i thought you should see how my ass is so large that geoff can barely hold it up...
i like mike's face and kevin liking my feet, normal end of a day at San V.

Oh, you're not a fat ass, Geoff is just that weak.... Don't worry about it. I'm sorry, I said that pic would be perfect... Apparently we should've had someone else hold you... Maybe Steve?

-Blake

Geoff is def a puss. no one even likes that guy, and i heard he can't even wakeboard either!!!

man, i am not even part of these descussions and i get bagged on, that sucks.

I'll back you up Geoff, I've seen you pick up really BIG girls before....wink wink