quotes

(wakeboarder123)

hey guys any body ever heard of some good qustes said by pro wakeboarders

(jarrod) · (jarrod) **Join Date: May 2003** 09-09-2005, 10:55 PM

Yep. In every issue of wakeboarder mag..

Get you a subscription.

(electricsnow) · (electricsnow) **Join Date: May 2002** 09-10-2005, 9:56 AM

Actually, you'd want to check out alliance for those quotes. They've got some gems...like, some riders think that alliance UK is a canadian version of the mag. Those kids, ya gotta love em!!

(shavis) · (shavis) **Join Date: Aug 2005** 09-10-2005, 11:02 AM

Alliance June 05'...not all pro but still funny quote
"I was just looking through the march/april issue of Alliance. For god sakes, would you start payin corey some money? The friggin' guy looks like an albino Ethiopian in the flow rider feature. The only thing missing were the flies around his eyes....He's Kate Moss with a penis."
-e-mail from Jeff Barton about Corey Marotta

"Only thing I have to say I don't like about Alliance is Chase Heavener because the only thing larger than his gut is his ego."
-"HoustonJ", on wakeboarder.com

(cdm) · (cdm) **Join Date: Aug 2003** 09-12-2005, 9:42 AM

ouch

(blake_hughes)

From Shaun Murray's video, Detention...

"Hey, I'm Shaun Murray... Welcome to Detention."

Pretty funny clip, check it out.

-Blake

(tyler_o) · (tyler_o) **Join Date: Nov 2004** 09-12-2005, 4:11 PM

From Blake Hughes real, life...

"Hey, you guys want to see something cool?!"

Check out what I can do with my birth mark!

-Tyler

(wakeriderixi) · (wakeriderixi) **Join Date: Jan 2004** 09-12-2005, 6:35 PM

"Out by Collin's house I caught two lobsters with my pocketknife. It was pretty tight. One of the lobsters actually swam away with my knife in it. So I had to swim and go catch it. Then PB scared it out of its hiding place, so I grabbed it and stabbed it again! Then I ripped its tail off and put it in my pocket." -Erik Ruck