a call to my banana hammock breatheren

with summer just around the corner i was wondering if anyone shared my sentiment that the banana hammock is the most important piece of gear a wakeboarder could own? it allows for ample freedom of movement and i find myself really being able to tweak out my grabs. plus you should see my fashion airs, they just scream "package!!!"

Alan, you are the exact reason I keep a pair of "safety" boardshorts on the boat.

Alan, I agree 100%. In fact, for Christmas, I gave myself the present of a custom made, powder-coated baby blue extension rod that fits over the slalom ski a-tach so I can string my banana hammock up between the pole and the tower.

And it has done wonders for my riding! Whereas before I could only go w2w, now, I'm grabbing tantrums, pulling off off axis 360s and consistentily landing the trick of tricks, the "S" bend.

I've also lost 15 pounds, without having to diet, I've won money at every Indian casino I've visited, I got 5 out of six on the pick six, 21 year old girls are giving me the 'ol "come hither" dither and I'm able to read 10,000 words a minute-- and not just trash novels but technical material as well.

Absolutely amazing!

Alan, I agree 100%. In fact, for Christmas, I gave myself the present of a custom made, powder-coated baby blue extension rod that fits over the slalom ski a-tach so I can string my banana hammock up between the pole and the tower.

And it has done wonders for my riding! Whereas before I could only go w2w, now, I'm grabbing tantrums, pulling off off axis 360s and consistentily landing the trick of tricks, the "S" bend.

I've also lost 15 pounds, without having to diet, I've won money at every Indian casino I've visited, I got 5 out of six on the pick six, 21 year old girls are giving me the 'ol "come hither" dither and I'm able to read 10,000 words a minute-- and not just trash novels but technical material as well.

Absolutely amazing!

Yea, Steve also had a big rainbow painted on the hull of his boat too. haha

Yes, and the rainbow on the hull. Now what I need is a hat, a really big hat . . . with a feather!

(Message edited by stormrider on January 06, 2004)

Stir-crazy already? It's only January!

cowen that was pretty funny. i think swass nailed it on the head. see you on the lake