Karen! Say it ain't so! Pricas left me and my respirator not only for a boat but a woman?! I'll be in therapy for YEARS!
shrink: So what brings you in, today, surfdad (yes, I go by my handle in session
)
me: Well doc, the love of my lif...err, of two minutes left me for a woman with a boat.
shrink: I see, how did that make you feel, surfdad?
me: like my respirator is inadequate - doc? It had NEW organic filters!
shrink: That must be so hard.
me: yes, it is...I've never had a woma...well I think Prisca's a woman, I don't really know.
shrink: that must be very confusing.
me: Yes! Exactly, she signed all her emails - well the one I got: "cares"
shrink: "who cares?"
me: no, no, no. Cares - like in a bad software translation.
Too funny.