So i was going to wakeskate today but...

meyerb 11-19-2006, 9:32 PM

I was convinced to wakeboard to try a new board. I really liked it too. Then, I almost bit my tongue off on a fall. Blood everywhere! I did this at Camp Far West about 8 years ago. No I did not tell my mother and it sucks that I have to see family on Thursday, sound like an idiot with my lisp, and have to explain why it is taking me 2 hours to eat one plate of food. So the moral of the story...
Wakeskating is better because you can eat more turkey on Thanksgiving!

(dan_forrest) · (dan_forrest) **Join Date: Jan 2006** 11-19-2006, 9:36 PM

I think the new moral of the story is to not ride with your tongue hanging out.

meyerb 11-19-2006, 9:55 PM

MAybe it is possible to have your tongue inside of your mouth and still bite down on it? Imagine that.

(wakefish) · (wakefish) **Join Date: Jul 2006** 11-19-2006, 10:16 PM

Don't be like mike!

(anodyne) · (anodyne) **Join Date: Feb 2006** 11-20-2006, 1:16 AM

You must have a HUGE tongue.

(jmv) · (jmv) **Join Date: Aug 2005** 11-20-2006, 1:36 AM

I guess you don't hear your girlfriend complain much.

walt 11-20-2006, 5:26 AM

Wakeboard = Tongue

Wakeskate = Broken femur.

(jjakober) · (jjakober) **Join Date: Apr 2002** 11-20-2006, 7:08 AM

Wakeboard = Broken femur!

jjakober

(socalwakepunk) · (socalwakepunk) **Join Date: Dec 2002** 11-20-2006, 8:04 AM

You did this 8 years ago...????

(jjakober) · (jjakober) **Join Date: Apr 2002** 11-20-2006, 8:35 AM

Yup, 1998!!

(treycleaton) · (treycleaton) **Join Date: Mar 2005** 11-20-2006, 6:58 PM

Any boardsport can = broken anything

(thane_dogg) · (thane_dogg) **Join Date: Jun 2002** 11-20-2006, 7:24 PM

biting through your tongue is the worst. it takes about 2 months before it's normal again.

(jjakober) · (jjakober) **Join Date: Apr 2002** 11-20-2006, 8:22 PM

That makes breaking your femur a close second, it takes about 6 months to recover! HA HA

(wakemitch) · (wakemitch) **Join Date: Jun 2005** 11-22-2006, 12:59 AM

bryan, you have been punished by the wakeskate gods. straps off, smiles on

gotwake123 11-22-2006, 6:24 AM

i bit all the way threw the side of my tounge and they stiched it up it hurt like no other

00wakesetter 11-22-2006, 1:32 PM

wakeskate=broken femur