Spanky Beaver's Wakeboard Jib Jam: 2.1 - who's in?

(wakeviolater) · (wakeviolater) **Join Date: Sep 2004** 04-19-2007, 8:37 AM

3 weeks away...its gonna be bigger, longer, and better than last year (yeah, yeah...thats what he always says).

BUT, we have a beaver. All furry and big buck teeth.

Who's gonna be there?

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(wakeviolater) · (wakeviolater) **Join Date: Sep 2004** 04-19-2007, 8:38 AM

email me for a clear copy of the flyer...

(the_bug) · (the_bug) **Join Date: May 2004** 04-19-2007, 9:29 AM

Go Kaesen! You da mang!

(tomcalabria) · (tomcalabria) **Join Date: Feb 2006** 04-19-2007, 9:45 AM

You know that I will be there, to do whatever!

Go Spanky!!! Ya gotta love the Beaver...makes ya feel goooood!

(spankybeaver) · (spankybeaver) **Join Date: Feb 2007** 04-19-2007, 11:29 AM

You can also check me out at

http://www.myspace.com/spankybeaver

Yes the Beav evens has a myspace page

(melanie) · (melanie) **Join Date: Apr 2001** 04-19-2007, 4:32 PM

NO FRICKIN WAY! I love beavers. Please tell me you'll have someone wakeboarding and wearing that beaver outfit.

(spankybeaver) · (spankybeaver) **Join Date: Feb 2007** 04-20-2007, 10:56 AM

}I love beavers too, but usually not as hairy

as me. The beaver hopefully will hit the rail atleast once. The Dr. bill if his suit gets hurt could be over a GRAND. He is enticed by Oat Sodas though!!!!

(brodie_chaboya)

can't wait to see the beaver. Last year was one of my favorite events. This year should be even better, with Grubb and Oshea comming.

kc700 04-20-2007, 5:53 PM

and brodie cha cha chaboya.........i cant wait to see that guy rip....should be rad.....and i think he may give grubby a run for the sexy title.

(dcranium) · (dcranium) **Join Date: Mar 2006** 04-20-2007, 10:11 PM

If the weather is too good, we'll be out on the water. If not, I'll be watching the action at McKinley pool.

(sancho) · (sancho) **Join Date: Mar 2006** 04-21-2007, 6:16 PM

Count my ass in, cant wait, been waiting all winter for a spanky beaver 2.1

(tmobe) · (tmobe) **Join Date: Mar 2007** 04-22-2007, 8:56 PM

Looking forward to seeing some sick riding! I wouldn't miss it! My money is on Brodie!

(wakeviolater) · (wakeviolater) **Join Date: Sep 2004** 04-23-2007, 11:18 AM

UPDATE: Just finsihed a 12" wide x 64' long x 7' tall up-flat-up-down rail. This puts our line up at a 40' flat bar, 56' a-frame, NEW kicker, and this NEW step up rail...

we might do another rail, too...any suggestions?

(berryessa_mom) · (berryessa_mom) **Join Date: Oct 2006** 04-23-2007, 9:44 PM

WakeV, are all the sliders ollie ons, or are some ride ons? I know a little girl who wants to play. Thanks, and see you there.

(tmobe) · (tmobe) **Join Date: Mar 2007** 04-23-2007, 9:49 PM

Only the flat bar will be a slight ollie on. So go big or go home Kim!

(berryessa_mom) · (berryessa_mom) **Join Date: Oct 2006** 04-23-2007, 9:53 PM

She is 12, and her name is Nat. Al knows her very well. Thanks.

(tmobe) · (tmobe) **Join Date: Mar 2007** 04-23-2007, 9:55 PM

Good deal! She may be the best one there. I look forward to seeing her rip it up. =) See you there.

(wakedad33) · (wakedad33) **Join Date: Oct 2005** 04-23-2007, 10:11 PM

Are the entrys full, how do you sign up for a spot?

(tmobe) · (tmobe) **Join Date: Mar 2007** 04-23-2007, 10:15 PM

Show up and and register to compete for a spot. Bring as many friends as you can. The flyer above will tell you about how it works. Good luck

(berryessa_mom)

You have to register before 9 am . Nat just wanted a pull to progress the sport. pm us and I'll see what we can do for Alex.

(kaesen) · (kaesen) **Join Date: Jan 2007** 04-24-2007, 3:22 AM

AL,
got an idea for a rail if you still want one...
a super mellow SHARK FIN.
(ollie on, to a super long and mellow up, then a 12'' drop leading to a super mellow long down, and a 2' drop back to the water from the end of the rail.)
its a super fun snow board rail and i know if you make it like 3 trecks wide it will be super fun to press out or get tech on. also whats good about it is that there isnt 50,000 kinks in it, just nice and mellow and easy to get steezy on.

-kaesen

(tomcalabria) · (tomcalabria) **Join Date: Feb 2006** 04-24-2007, 9:06 AM

Hot women all over the place so that Kaesen cannot concentrate on the rails. He is getting to good at these events and winning all the time

. It might give old guys like Al and Brodie a better chance but then again, they probably would not be able to concentrate either!

(spankybeaver) · (spankybeaver) **Join Date: Feb 2007** 04-24-2007, 10:20 AM

With Brodie's hair and Al's boobs...can anyone concentrate??

(wakeviolater) · (wakeviolater) **Join Date: Sep 2004** 04-24-2007, 10:55 AM

Don't worry, Spanky. I'll be wearing my Bro.

(sancho) · (sancho) **Join Date: Mar 2006** 04-24-2007, 1:20 PM

Al for the wakeskaters it would be sick to have just an up rail, like 4 feet off the water at tne top. so we can get gnarly teck off of it. 16' long double trex.

(dcranium) · (dcranium) **Join Date: Mar 2006** 04-24-2007, 1:26 PM

it's a mansiere!

(spankybeaver) · (spankybeaver) **Join Date: Feb 2007** 04-24-2007, 2:27 PM

That's right. A brassiere for a man

(wakeviolater) · (wakeviolater) **Join Date: Sep 2004** 04-24-2007, 3:02 PM

we'll set up an incline, but not an incline you can go off on a knee board or double ski's.

It's a 20' long 8" PVC pipe. I thought 3' off would be enough, but 4' sounds good, too.

(sancho) · (sancho) **Join Date: Mar 2006** 04-24-2007, 6:46 PM

single pvc isnt very good there is no real good way to lock on. if you go double 4" pvc would be sick. trying to 270 shuv off of some thing like that is going to be rictor.

(spankybeaver) · (spankybeaver) **Join Date: Feb 2007** 04-25-2007, 10:35 AM

So just to let you know the KICKER this year is 12 feet long by 4 feet wide and 4 feet tall. This year it will provide enough kick as though Chuck Norris built it!!

(dcervenka) · (dcervenka) **Join Date: Sep 2002** 04-25-2007, 11:02 PM

for sure... you'll see the FU there on Sat.. Can't miss me, I'll be in that jib-a-boo thinga-ma-jig hanging over the pool film'n.

Al - give me a shout. Something came up regarding "pool sliders" the other day. Word!

(wakeviolater) · (wakeviolater) **Join Date: Sep 2004** 04-26-2007, 9:50 AM

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

that one's for you, dave.

(wakeviolater) · (wakeviolater) **Join Date: Sep 2004** 04-26-2007, 9:55 AM

just so every rider knows...

This event goes from 9am-10pm (may 12th), and 9am-5pm (may 13th).

That's 21 hours (TWENTY ONE) of sliding. I should have named the event "Spanky Beaver's Ironman Wakeboard Slider Jam", but I dont think it would fit on the Tee.

(tomcalabria) · (tomcalabria) **Join Date: Feb 2006** 04-26-2007, 11:10 AM

I hope no one pees in the pool.

(Message edited by tomcalabria on April 26, 2007)

(sancho) · (sancho) **Join Date: Mar 2006** 04-27-2007, 6:27 PM

Oh come on all dont get pissy, im just trying to make it as progressive as possible. Got to give the crowd a good show.

(brodie_chaboya)

Reminder to all the riders "don't be late" I was just told by My roomate Wakeviolater that any riders on the invited list will lose their spot if they show up later than 9am sat morning. I think he was talking about me, but just letting everyone else know as well

(sancho) · (sancho) **Join Date: Mar 2006** 05-01-2007, 7:07 PM

yeah Brodie, this isnt a show up when ever you want to type of thing. Get it together. So i think Chantel is going to come down with me.

(brodie_chaboya)

GOOD, Chantel is cool, have her bring some friends or just bring as many ladies as you can down from RENO

(tomcalabria) · (tomcalabria) **Join Date: Feb 2006** 05-01-2007, 10:23 PM

Brodie, I heard the Spanky the beaver has some hot bikini models coming to the "POOL" from surf and skate's Bikini contest at the Avalon Nightclub on May 10th. Is this true or just one of Spanky's tall tales?

(sancho) · (sancho) **Join Date: Mar 2006** 05-02-2007, 1:12 PM

yeah, ill deff see what i can do about the 775 ladys for sure. Brodie do you need me to stop bye and wake your @$$ up on my way to the contest? I have to wake up so early to get my @$$ there on time. I think i might have a lodging problem for sat night is there a posibility i could stay at your place for the night?

(Message edited by sancho on May 02, 2007)

(brodie_chaboya)

Sure ya can we got a couch for you.

(sancho) · (sancho) **Join Date: Mar 2006** 05-03-2007, 4:49 PM

hell yeah the couch with a lift kit. the couch is sketchy to sleep on. You fall off of that thing your falling like 4 feet.

(spankybeaver) · (spankybeaver) **Join Date: Feb 2007** 05-04-2007, 9:44 AM

The couch doesn't have a lift on it anymore, its on the ground...and in front of it is a six foot wide "love sac". Might be a little more comfortable if you need to fit you and two girls on it.

(sancho) · (sancho) **Join Date: Mar 2006** 05-04-2007, 11:25 AM

hahaha yeah that sounds like a plan, im gunna need that room since i will be winning this year. im geting cocky i just want to have a good time first but winning is a plus.

elicitwake 05-07-2007, 7:28 AM

Wish I was making the trek from Lauderdale to Sac for the Spanky Beaver! I'll see you guys at the next event!

Maybe by then my camera will be dried out!

(tomcalabria) · (tomcalabria) **Join Date: Feb 2006** 05-07-2007, 8:54 AM

I heard Spanky the Beaver was at "Spring Ride" gettin' all kinds of tail!

(sancho) · (sancho) **Join Date: Mar 2006** 05-07-2007, 10:04 AM

NO WAY!!!!! Spanky doesnt get tail, you must be mistaken. Yeah right last year the ladys where all over Spanky's furry ass.

(attila916) · (attila916) **Join Date: Oct 2005** 05-07-2007, 6:20 PM

Wakeviolator... wish I could show some support this weekend but I will be putting in a lot of hours on the job away from Sac. I will make it up to you later in the month with a couple of pulls!!!

Good luck with the event.

kc700 05-08-2007, 12:38 AM

come to think of it, i think al has like seven couches...oh and a warning to all.....If you bring annoying ladies to al's house, they will be promptly and respectfully asked to leave. no joke.

(dcervenka) · (dcervenka) **Join Date: Sep 2002** 05-08-2007, 1:47 AM

yeah 7 couches... so? They are there stricly for professional reasons.

(sancho) · (sancho) **Join Date: Mar 2006** 05-08-2007, 10:15 AM

Oh yeah, i cant stand anoying chicks, so al doesnt have to worry about me bringing any anoying ladys over.

(spankybeaver) · (spankybeaver) **Join Date: Feb 2007** 05-08-2007, 10:48 AM

Its not really their attitude that is annoying, its just that they are fat...and fat girls are always annoying.

Also hush, hush on the me and the ladies you're goin to get me in trouble with one of the non-hairy beavers

(chris_williams)

Ur funny Al! Good meeting you this past weekend.

(sancho) · (sancho) **Join Date: Mar 2006** 05-08-2007, 11:27 AM

hahaha that is funny as hell Spanky. Dont worry about me and the fattys. I dont mix well with fat chicks. Ill do my best not to get you in trouble with one of the not so hairy beavers.

(wakeviolater) · (wakeviolater) **Join Date: Sep 2004** 05-10-2007, 7:54 AM

I want to clear up some confusion about how we are handing out cash.

This is not a traditional 1st, 2nd, 3rd event. There are no "Finals".

There are a series of competitions through out the two days (I am calling them skins), and every time you win one of these you get that skin and that cash.

If you ride Saturday and win skins, you get your cash.

Let me know if you have questions!

Al

(spankybeaver) · (spankybeaver) **Join Date: Feb 2007** 05-11-2007, 11:54 AM

So i'm off work in hour to set up the rails and the kicker...i think i will stop and get a margarita before i start

(dcervenka) · (dcervenka) **Join Date: Sep 2002** 05-12-2007, 2:06 AM

whooo hooo! Less than 8 hours until the beaver comes out!