Wakeoutlaws.com pranks

surfdad 07-09-2008, 10:43 AM

The boys from WO.com attempted to STEAL from me. :-)

Do NOT deny it, you cannot justify what is blatant theft as sound business practices. So when I called them on it, they decided it was time to give me (more) grief.

They shipped me two packages. The first was addressed to: Jeff "Grandpa" Walker. The second package, a bit less formal doesn't have my name at all, just "Bald Guy" as the addressee.

Ok, so the libelous nature of that statement is bad enough, by and of itself, but to add insult to injury, the UPS driver didn't even skip a beat and knew who it was for, as did my staff.

I have NO idea where this "Bald" reference is coming from. Proof positive that the reference should indeed be "baldING" (note special use of capitalization) at best, and more appropriately: colorful.

Review these pictures and I'm sure that, you too, will conclude that the folks from Wakeoutlaws.com have no basis, in fact, for their statements.

There is simply NO indication of baldness here:

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From what I can tell, using current photo submission technologies, still no indication of baldness:

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CLEARLY there simply is no evidence to support the defamatory statements that WO.com is promulgating:

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lakeside5_10 07-09-2008, 11:54 AM

I wish i had your locks

(ds3) · (ds3) **Join Date: Jun 2008** 07-09-2008, 12:58 PM

And they seem like such good folks over there at WO. I can't believe they would do such a thing!!

surfdad 07-09-2008, 2:15 PM

They had me fooled too Derek, it's just a facade and I am sure there is some diabolical scheme behind it all.

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(bigshow) · (bigshow) **Join Date: Feb 2005** 07-09-2008, 8:34 PM

Here's a picture of Jeff before he cut his long locks

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surfdad 07-09-2008, 8:44 PM

SEE! Corroborating evidence abounds. Interestingly enough, I think that I may still have the same number of hairs. Let's see...1...2...3...yep same number.

(ds3) · (ds3) **Join Date: Jun 2008** 07-09-2008, 8:45 PM

I bet now you'll be getting all kinds of photos of some great hair you never even knew you had!!

(bigshow) · (bigshow) **Join Date: Feb 2005** 07-09-2008, 8:47 PM

I see 4 hairs. Are you sure you are a CPA?

surfdad 07-09-2008, 8:48 PM

That really is great hair that Ed posted up, huh? :-)

I can hardly wait! :-)

surfdad 07-09-2008, 8:51 PM

Ed, I though that first one was a split end. Is that actually a full on hair? :-)