10 reasons wakeboarding is better...

mojo 10-30-2010, 11:34 AM

anybody remember that old wakeboard mag blurb with 10 reasons wakeboarding is better than sex? it was from a few years ago and it was hilarious.

(hyperlite) · (hyperlite) **Join Date: May 2009** 11-01-2010, 4:17 AM

???

ajmac 11-01-2010, 5:10 AM

hmmm

(cheesydog) · (cheesydog) **Join Date: Mar 2009** 11-01-2010, 7:53 AM

Top Ten Reasons Wakeboarding is Better than Sex

1.The 'wet spot' is obviously never an issue
2.The water wont complain about your performance
3. You can smack the water as hard as you want
4.You dont have to wear a rubber tube around your board
5. 'Going down' is far more unpredictable
6.The only disease you can get from wakeboarding is e-coli and that's only if you drink infected water
7.Any position makes the wake board happy
8. Water is usually cheaper to buy
9. You can get away with riding your best friends wakeboard
10. Water can't get pregnant and ruin the rest of your life

There ya go!

(durty_curt) · (durty_curt) **Join Date: Apr 2008** 11-01-2010, 7:57 AM

Hmmm.... haha, yeah I do remember that in a magazine. Best part about it is I can't remember a single reason to even remember it. Thank-you Google..

Top Ten Reasons Wakeboarding is Better than Sex…

The 'wet spot' is obviously never an issue

The water won`t complain about your performance

You can smack the water as hard as you want

You don`t have to wear a rubber tube around your board

'Going down' is far more unpredictable

The only disease you can get from wakeboarding is e-coli and that's only if you drink infected water

Any position makes the wake board happy

Water is usually cheaper to buy

You can get away with riding your best friends wakeboard

Water can't get pregnant and ruin the rest of your life

(durty_curt) · (durty_curt) **Join Date: Apr 2008** 11-01-2010, 7:58 AM

Haha and in minutes I'm beat to the post

(csaidler) · (csaidler) **Join Date: Aug 2010** 11-01-2010, 8:05 AM

???...hmmmm...LOL...Fun...crazy stuff. HAHA

(surfdoggy) · (surfdoggy) **Join Date: Dec 2009** 11-07-2010, 5:48 AM

Reason 11: Doing it with your wife and her girlfriend is not just a fantasy

(wake77) · (wake77) **Join Date: Jan 2009** 11-07-2010, 12:12 PM

Good point

(lifetimewarranty)

I rode the board pretty hard for 45 minutes on friday.......'nuff said!

...and now my wife will kill me...