Wake 101
Home   Articles   Pics/Video   Gear   Wake 101   Events   Community   Forums   Classifieds   Contests   Shop   Search
WakeWorld Home
Email Password
Go Back   WakeWorld > >> Wakeboarding Discussion Archives > Archive through May 13, 2007

Thread Tools Display Modes
Old     (john_v96)      Join Date: Apr 2003       04-30-2007, 8:04 AM Reply   
FRIENDS VS. LAKE makes more sense this way mark
Body: FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk

LAKE FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you dont get caught peeing

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs

LAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up

FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.

LAKE FRIENDS: Know some wild happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route.

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

LAKE FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that fun "

FRIENDS: Cry with you.

LAKE FRIENDS: laugh at you

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

LAKE FRIENDS: Steal each other ' s stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place.

FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone.

LAKE FRIENDS: Will Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

LAKE FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that ' s what the crowd is doing.

LAKE FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

LAKE FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.

LAKE FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.

FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.

LAKE FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.
FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

LAKE FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "You better drink the rest of that know we don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!"

FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.

LAKE FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.

FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".

LAKE FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later "okay, just one more!".

FRIENDS: Will talk the person who talks you.

LAKE FRIENDS: Will knock them the

FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."

LAKE FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.

FRIENDS: Will ignore this

LAKE FRIENDS: Will repost this
Old    Ben Kerran            04-30-2007, 8:12 AM Reply   
Classic..I just stole should see it on your Myspace
Old     (fatsac)      Join Date: Jun 2004       04-30-2007, 8:13 AM Reply   
Sounds like your weekend was as rough as mine!!
Old     (ryan27r)      Join Date: Oct 2006       04-30-2007, 1:24 PM Reply   
Wow somewhat true
Old     (carcrz)      Join Date: Mar 2006       04-30-2007, 3:04 PM Reply   
That is quite true. You have "friends" & then you have FRIENDS. I am slowly weeding out my "friends" & keeping the ones that have stayed true to me & me in return.
Old    stillstandin            04-30-2007, 3:41 PM Reply   
Thats awesome
Old     (desertcajun)      Join Date: Feb 2007       04-30-2007, 6:23 PM Reply   
I only have lake friends. Any other friend is just an aquaintence I talk to when I am not at the lake.
We should all add to the list.

Friend: will say they will meet you at the lake so they don't have to chip in, and try to get out of helping clean the boat.

Lake friend: Will be at your bedroom window at 4am waking you up and would not have to be asked to help with anything!
Old     (carcrz)      Join Date: Mar 2006       04-30-2007, 6:38 PM Reply   
haha. I have a friend that hooked my boat up for me, took the cover off it, loaded it up, then called me to wake me up to say it was ready.
Old     (westerdude)      Join Date: Nov 2006       04-30-2007, 7:43 PM Reply   
WOW thats awsome i think all those are true 4 me!!! love it
Old     (laidback)      Join Date: Nov 2006       05-01-2007, 5:21 PM Reply   
Too Funny!!
I woke up one morning feeling pretty lousy. It was storming outside and I figured my boat sank when I didn't see it on the lake anchored.
I looked out front and it was all tucked in cozy on the trailer, all cleaned up!!!! Lake Friend got up early cleaned and loaded my boat!!! i've never been so thankful!!
Duffy you rock!
Old     (scheersound)      Join Date: Feb 2003       05-01-2007, 10:35 PM Reply   
Friend: Your at the bar & have one beer in hand

Lake Friend: Your at bar with beer in hand & now you have two

Friend: are you going to drink both beers

Lake Friend: Need a shot to go with the beer

Lake friend are the best

great post John V.
Old    murrayair            05-01-2007, 11:04 PM Reply   
I've seen this posted under a million different names. Friends vs. California friends, friends vs. real friends, etc.. I usually get about one a week in a bulliten on my myspace page.

I'm not saying it's not funny, though!
Old     (ktmwakeboarder)      Join Date: Jun 2004       05-02-2007, 9:27 PM Reply   
I love it!
Old     (bond)      Join Date: Nov 2002       05-02-2007, 9:29 PM Reply   
Yo Steve ya gonna make Spring Ride?????


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On

All times are GMT -7. The time now is 7:53 AM.

Home   Articles   Pics/Video   Gear   Wake 101   Events   Community   Forums   Classifieds   Contests   Shop   Search
Wake World Home


© 2016 eWake, Inc.    
Advertise    |    Contact    |    Terms of Use    |    Privacy Policy    |    Report Abuse    |    Conduct    |    About Us