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Old     (duffy)      Join Date: Feb 2006       12-16-2006, 8:01 AM Reply   
Im looken to bi anew boat and wana wakeboard after Im a dun fishin. Which one ya'all thinks better. Sorry bout my spellin but da other day I spilt my spitune all over my lap dance.. or lap top I meen.yall could tell whats on my mind. Some butons dont work. Poleez help n ole boy out.Alsa I gots plenny of wait what with my muther n law an my wifes sistes. I figure if I want more wait I just getem pregnant.. git-r-dun that's funny right there I dont car who yins are.
Old     (woreout)      Join Date: Aug 2006       12-16-2006, 8:43 AM Reply   
The bass boat weeth the livewells full shoulds be better I reckon. I bet wheyn you speelt the speet yous was madder than Janet Renos blind date.
Old    kvanderg            12-16-2006, 8:54 AM Reply   
Are you saying for more weight in the boat... you are going to get your wife, mother in law and her sister(s) pregnant?

For real or not... this is some funny sh*t
Old     (karkid)      Join Date: Dec 2005       12-16-2006, 10:22 AM Reply   
i love me some bass fishin. just get yurself a trollin motor and git it on one of them there boats wit'er rudder. den you get dem bass fishin and dem boardin on the same boat.
Old     (rallyart)      Join Date: Nov 2006       12-16-2006, 10:30 AM Reply   
the pontoon boat's got twice as many wakes!!!
Old     (roomservice)      Join Date: Dec 2006       12-16-2006, 11:51 AM Reply   
hey, check out photo gallery on You'll know the pic when you sees it.
Old     (speedy600)      Join Date: Dec 2006       12-16-2006, 11:54 AM Reply   
I tink youa should get you one of those pontooer boats with the I/O motor in there. You can use the spare car parts in the back of the trailer park for more weight and if you takea those tires off the mobile house you gots, youa can use dem for markin the hot fishin spots.
Old     (xsmini)      Join Date: Dec 2005       12-16-2006, 2:01 PM Reply   
you have got to be kidding me
Old    AWS            12-16-2006, 3:25 PM Reply   
They both work good. When i was young we rented pontoons and owned a Ranger bass boat. They didn't have much of a wake, but when you were sliding docks you didn't make much of a wake. Sometimes you have to make do!
Old     (bigshow)      Join Date: Feb 2005       12-16-2006, 3:32 PM Reply   
Duffy above you list your mother in-law, wife, and sisters, that's only one person, right. I think you should have at least one more person to operate safely; you should have a skier, driver, and watcher.
Old     (surfnfury65)      Join Date: Aug 2004       12-16-2006, 3:48 PM Reply   
Good thang I are a profeshonal! I could of saved my self 40K. That's a lot of Coors Light and Marlboro Reds. Upload
Old     (jordanb05)      Join Date: Oct 2006       12-16-2006, 4:25 PM Reply   
Old    kvanderg            12-17-2006, 7:28 AM Reply   
It's called the law of natural selection.

Translation... stupid takes care of itself... hopefully before it reproduces

Also see the "Darwin Awards"
Old     (ktmwakeboarder)      Join Date: Jun 2004       12-17-2006, 4:49 PM Reply   
that's incredible, wow
Old     (woreout)      Join Date: Aug 2006       12-18-2006, 7:38 AM Reply   
Is that Bo or Luke surfing?
Old     (byrd)      Join Date: Dec 2005       12-18-2006, 8:03 AM Reply   
Old     (regalado1)      Join Date: Dec 2005       12-18-2006, 8:59 AM Reply   
Okay...tell the truth. When you are reading the posts you are doing in a "redneck" accent aren't you? I was.
Old     (rich_g)      Join Date: May 2003       12-18-2006, 9:15 AM Reply   
this is how I ride:
actually this is a Playcraft tooner setting the pontoon boat speed record at 81mph using twin 300hp Mercs. This could also be appropiately posted in the "Rednecks with Money" section
Old     (jpshaff01)      Join Date: Jun 2005       12-18-2006, 1:07 PM Reply   
That surfing picture is appalling, everybody knows you need to trim the motor up when surfing behind an outboard.


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