Jeff, I've got one lined up for you and it's even going to be delivered if we act fast. Just send me $10,000 by 11:00 tomorrow and It will be on it's way. You will have to pay the rest on delivery. I don't want you to think I'm scamming you so I've got it arranged for me to get transport charges, taxes, Guido, and a fresh polish so you get it shiny but you're on the hook for the balance, instead of having to send me all the funds.
Oh, and for anyone reading this near me I might be having a party on Thursday. I'll let you know...