Originally Posted by captain_vilfo
please dont tell me a 'zim zam' is an actual cable move
Ah yes the Zim Zam. That's typically a move done heelside*
, with a butt-touchingly hard cut, that morphs into a twisting chaotic series of writhing body concoctions that bear some resemblance to an s-bend in wakeboarding. Advanced Zim Zammers have been reportedly taking their Zim Zams to blind. The Zim Zam Judging Board (ZZJBUSA) is still reviewing whether or not a Zim Zam taken to blind is a Zim Zam at all. Because doing something to blind requires actual technical skill and Zim Zammers usually do not possess any technical ability.
* Heelside because the cable board answer to the question, "Toeside?" is ... "Huh? Why?"