1. That's not a wakeboard, and it's not even an optical illusion. It's a slalom water ski. It isn't a forklift, and it's not Elmo from Sesame Street. Good? It's not a carbon audemar. Slalom ski.
2. Most people will have to look up who 'Barney Stinson' is. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barney_Stinson
3. Camera photo, of a screen image, from a tv or computer monitor
is awesome 'retirement home' computer use. You should have faxed it, scanned it, and ran optical character resolution on it too. Then dictate it into Dragon Naturally Speaking. Then re-write the caption with morse code, with your feet. THEN scan everything and hit delete.
...but the capper is the slalom/gay comment, which is more ignorant than the 3 items above, plus all thread titles on the board right now, combined.
(ps, not that I really care, but what is that even from. Morbid curiosity compells me to ask. It looks so fake, the only thing that it is missing is wrong-side hands on the image or some other mismatch. The shadows appear to fall from multiple directions too. Is it a bumper/commercial or was there a scene in which he water skiied? Looks like a park handle of some kind. Great thread A+.)