1. Zombies can outrun bullets, I cannot outrun bullets, but I can outrun zombies.
2. Zombies are attracted to busy streets with lots of lights and they play poker.
3. Zombies are terrified of music.
4. There is no obstacle that will keep them from gummy bears.
5. Zombies know the combination to my safe and are able to open it faster than I can.
Yeah, I dunno..