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Old    Kyle Linsey (kyle_L)      Join Date: Mar 2010       10-17-2011, 8:43 AM Reply   
My buddy sent me this wonderful text of an admission that came it at about 6am this morning. Definitely will wake you up on hour 10 of 12 of the night shift. HAHAHAHA I will allow for some guesses before I reveal the identity of this work of art
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Old    Kyle Linsey (kyle_L)      Join Date: Mar 2010       10-17-2011, 8:44 AM Reply   
Hebrew Hammer, now what do you think about becoming an ER doctor? Can be pretty entertaining at times...or not
Old    Paul (psudy)      Join Date: Dec 2003       10-17-2011, 8:55 AM Reply   
You posted this at 6am and gave one minute for guesses? What the hell is a Heb. Hammer, or do I even want to know?
Old    Swass            10-17-2011, 9:05 AM Reply   
By "identity," I hope you mean the object and not the patient.

I won't get too specific, but I vote "sex toy."
Old    Kyle Linsey (kyle_L)      Join Date: Mar 2010       10-17-2011, 9:07 AM Reply   
yeah "object" lol the fact that it has an identity was a little hint
Old    Kyle Linsey (kyle_L)      Join Date: Mar 2010       10-17-2011, 9:08 AM Reply   
As for the patient, I can legally say that it is a man in his mid 60s
Old    Kyle Linsey (kyle_L)      Join Date: Mar 2010       10-17-2011, 9:15 AM Reply   
Paul, no i just posted this for everyone to have a little fun guessing what it is. Hebrew Hammer is one of the kids who posts in general wake a lot. He was asking about what kind of career paths he should look into to still be able to wakeboard a lot. I told him to be an ER doc because he would only have to work 3 days a week, but he wasn't for it.
Old    Baitkiller (baitkiller)      Join Date: Jan 2010       10-17-2011, 9:15 AM Reply   
Look before sitting i always say.
Old    John Anderson (fly135)      Join Date: Jun 2004       10-17-2011, 9:32 AM Reply   
rectal time machine
Old    Train (ttrigo)      Join Date: Dec 2004       10-17-2011, 9:38 AM Reply   
"a million to one shot doc, a million to one"
Old    Nauti 210 (brett33)      Join Date: Apr 2011       10-17-2011, 9:40 AM Reply   
butt bomb
Old    Sean M (magic)      Join Date: Mar 2002       10-17-2011, 9:49 AM Reply   
My wife is an ER nurse. When on shift she asks for "Crazy Conner" Keeps her entertained for hours and hours and hours.
Old    Newty (newty)      Join Date: May 2005       10-17-2011, 10:18 AM Reply   
Battery powered fan? Maybe he had an itch!?!

Makes me want to vomit. LOL
Old    Brett Burrows (Riteride)      Join Date: Sep 2010       10-17-2011, 11:12 AM Reply   
Pepper grinder!?!
Old    andy zarlengo (colorider)      Join Date: Jun 2001       10-17-2011, 11:44 AM Reply   
Looks like a dogs X-ray. And a flashlight.
Old    Darrel F (95sn)      Join Date: Sep 2005       10-17-2011, 11:54 AM Reply   
It does look like a dog.
Old    Rob Flaherty (mc_x15)      Join Date: Jul 2008       10-18-2011, 9:24 AM Reply   
Sooo. What it is??
Old    John Anderson (fly135)      Join Date: Jun 2004       10-18-2011, 9:31 AM Reply   
It's a HIPAA violation.
Old    Nacho (denverd1)      Join Date: May 2004       10-18-2011, 9:48 AM Reply   
HIPAA talk is pretty funny. It's not like we're at the water cooler in the hospital break room laughing at it. maybe if the "patient" knew pics would be flying around the internet they'd stop putting random things in their arse.

My favorite it the guy on 1000 ways to die. Taped about 20 thermometers together looking for a fun time. They broke in his arse. Night night.
Old    Hate N Pain (hatepain)      Join Date: Aug 2006       10-18-2011, 12:37 PM Reply   
Quote:
"a million to one shot doc, a million to one"
Nice! First think I though of too. "You wann have fun at a party sit down next to a proctologist"

Looks like there is a plunger on it so I'll say some sort of enima device.
Old    Paul (psudy)      Join Date: Dec 2003       10-18-2011, 12:52 PM Reply   
Gerbal delivery tube?
Old    Cary Kalamajka (ndh2o)      Join Date: Oct 2001       10-18-2011, 1:12 PM Reply   
Looks like a pepper grinder to me too.
Old    Dave Gast (nautiquesonly)      Join Date: Sep 2007       10-18-2011, 6:39 PM Reply   
Pez dispenser?
Old    Jessica Jacquay (JJ)      Join Date: Feb 2010       10-18-2011, 9:12 PM Reply   
Flashlight.
Old    Steve (NuBu)      Join Date: Apr 2010       10-20-2011, 7:27 AM Reply   
so do we get an answer?
Old    Newty (newty)      Join Date: May 2005       10-20-2011, 10:23 PM Reply   
Quote:
Originally Posted by psudy View Post
Gerbal delivery tube?
Armageddon!


Last edited by newty; 10-20-2011 at 10:25 PM.
Old    Patrick (jetskiprosx)      Join Date: Aug 2004       10-21-2011, 5:59 PM Reply   
What is it?
Old    Nauti 210 (brett33)      Join Date: Apr 2011       10-24-2011, 6:29 AM Reply   
still waiting....
Old    Steve - O (misteve)      Join Date: Aug 2007       10-24-2011, 4:11 PM Reply   
tease...
Old    Jo Shmoe (joeshmoe)      Join Date: Jan 2003       10-24-2011, 8:43 PM Reply   
cannot believe I clicked on this thread again, very disturbing!
Old    DC (durty_curt)      Join Date: Apr 2008       10-24-2011, 9:31 PM Reply   
I'll give a random guess and maybe say its at the front end of the body.... Cock pump? Jajajaja
Old    Nauti 210 (brett33)      Join Date: Apr 2011       10-25-2011, 6:38 AM Reply   
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WCvULMRUq8
Old    Jonathan Howell (nu2dagam)      Join Date: May 2004       10-25-2011, 8:26 AM Reply   
Cellphone car charger FTW!!!!

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