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Old    Victor Imondi (imondi)      Join Date: Aug 2010       09-06-2011, 9:18 PM Reply   
We are putting together a list of excuses that are not acceptable on the boat. Here is the list so far. You guys have any more?


List of Useless Excuses
(If you are sucking badly and you use an excuse on this list, no pitty will be felt for you!)
• The water is too cold
• It is chop rauman out here
• Whiskey Wake
• This board doesn’t feel right
• My bindings were loose
• It was the driver's fault
• 5:30 is too early
• That’s not my rope
• That guy on the jet ski cut me off
• I can’t ride to that music
• My top might fall off
• You were going too fast
• My knee hurts
• I am too sore from riding yesterday
• The wake is too big
• The wedge was up
• F’in Tubers!!
• I would rather hang out with my girlfriend
• I was trying to impress the girls…..
Old     (TheHebrewHammer)      Join Date: Jun 2011       09-06-2011, 9:22 PM Reply   
I'd say that about covers it
Old    Seahawks #1 Fan Robert T (cwb4me)      Join Date: Apr 2010       09-07-2011, 3:49 AM Reply   
I'M not used to a wake that wide.It's been 6 weeks since i last boarded.I just don't feel right today.
Old    Andy Nintzel (andy_nintzel)      Join Date: Sep 2004       09-07-2011, 7:41 AM Reply   
I have a FEW MORE GOOD ONES that I hate.

"you were turning"
"I only brought my jib board"
"way to hungover"
"it was shallow there"
"its not worth it if we are not filming"
Old    Scott R (ScottR)      Join Date: Aug 2011       09-07-2011, 8:27 AM Reply   
what about just
"I suck at this"

I use that one alot !!! lol
Old    DeeCee (jaybee)      Join Date: Aug 2007       09-07-2011, 10:15 AM Reply   
"I can't ride with people watching" is my goto excuse but pretty much, I just suck.
Old    Brett Burrows (Riteride)      Join Date: Sep 2010       09-07-2011, 10:31 AM Reply   
I forgot my balls at home..
Its to hot..
I am scared of the water..
Old    WakeViolater (wakeviolater)      Join Date: Sep 2004       09-07-2011, 11:26 AM Reply   
"im not getting in the water with that sea lion"
"there's too much sand in my vagina"
"your too drunk to drive me"
"im too drunk to ride"
"i dont have health insurance"
"the water smells weird"
Old    sperbet            09-07-2011, 11:28 AM Reply   
5:30 IS too early...
Old    Trent (MBfoo)      Join Date: Jun 2011       09-07-2011, 11:39 AM Reply   
I'm to fat and OLD.
Sad but true.
Old    mojo            09-07-2011, 11:40 AM Reply   
the health insurance thing is kind of important. however, w/o any pre existings mine is 116 a month so i really don't see an excuse not to have it.
Old    Baitkiller (baitkiller)      Join Date: Jan 2010       09-07-2011, 11:46 AM Reply   
Quote:
Originally Posted by mojo View Post
the health insurance thing is kind of important. however, w/o any pre existings mine is 116 a month so i really don't see an excuse not to have it.
Enjoy that while it lasts my brother. How about 867 a month for my family for catastrophe coverage?
Old     (newwhit)      Join Date: Mar 2007       09-07-2011, 12:00 PM Reply   
What is a Whiskey wake?
Old    Ben (kamighazi)      Join Date: Nov 2008       09-07-2011, 1:47 PM Reply   
Awe man im full of them...

"Waters too wet"
"Waters too hot"
"Suns too bright"
"Speed aint right"
"Boat aint balanced"
"I'm too close to the boat"
"I'm too far from the boat"
"The handle is too gripy"
"The handle is too slippery"
"The waters too flat, board wont catch"
"Airs too humid"
"Airs too Dry"

... I can do this for days. If you aint complaining, you aint a wakeboarder.
Old    Andy McD (spridle)      Join Date: Sep 2009       09-07-2011, 2:58 PM Reply   
I forgot to get my hair wet
my vaginosis is flaring up
the algae bit me
Old    DeeCee (jaybee)      Join Date: Aug 2007       09-07-2011, 6:10 PM Reply   
Quote:
Originally Posted by baitkiller View Post
Enjoy that while it lasts my brother. How about 867 a month for my family for catastrophe coverage?

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? For just catastrophic coverage? Thats insane.
Old    Victor Imondi (imondi)      Join Date: Aug 2010       09-07-2011, 8:52 PM Reply   
Haha those are some good ones!!

Whiskey wake is when you drink too much and cant stay up.... haha
Old    Tim (srock)      Join Date: Mar 2002       09-08-2011, 7:31 AM Reply   
My friends 6 year old blamed my board and then my boat the other day. Rough.
Old    Adam Silcio (adamsilcio)      Join Date: Oct 2007       09-08-2011, 8:47 AM Reply   
Quote:
Originally Posted by mojo View Post
the health insurance thing is kind of important. however, w/o any pre existings mine is 116 a month so i really don't see an excuse not to have it.
what is your coverage like? i have the blue saver plan with blue cross blue shield and i pay $140/month. but my deductible is $1900 and they pay 100% of everything after i meet that.

Last edited by adamsilcio; 09-08-2011 at 8:51 AM. Reason: typo
Old    Baitkiller (baitkiller)      Join Date: Jan 2010       09-08-2011, 1:33 PM Reply   
Scared of jellyfish.
Scared of sharks
Salt water burns my eyes.
You don't have a tower.
Old    Baitkiller (baitkiller)      Join Date: Jan 2010       09-08-2011, 1:35 PM Reply   
Quote:
Originally Posted by adamsilcio View Post
what is your coverage like? i have the blue saver plan with blue cross blue shield and i pay $140/month. but my deductible is $1900 and they pay 100% of everything after i meet that.

140X5=700. but it's never simple.
Old    Adam Silcio (adamsilcio)      Join Date: Oct 2007       09-12-2011, 7:12 AM Reply   
Quote:
Originally Posted by baitkiller View Post
140X5=700. but it's never simple.
hold on.. you pay $700 a month? no way. unless you have chil'ren!
Old    Baitkiller (baitkiller)      Join Date: Jan 2010       09-12-2011, 7:15 AM Reply   
Quote:
Originally Posted by adamsilcio View Post
hold on.. you pay $700 a month? no way. unless you have chil'ren!
3 chil'ren
Old    Greg Smith (greg_smith)      Join Date: Sep 2006       09-12-2011, 9:34 AM Reply   
I don't want to be sore for work on Monday.

I don't want to hurt myself before vacation.
Old    Nauti 210 (brett33)      Join Date: Apr 2011       09-12-2011, 9:44 AM Reply   
i forgot my fins..
Old    Brian Deegan (irishrider92)      Join Date: Jun 2009       09-12-2011, 10:08 AM Reply   
Anyone who says the water's too hot wanna change homes with me? Its about 60 air and lake here now and while waiting for my new winter wetsuit I'm stuck using a hammer 2:1 shorty
Old    Ben (kamighazi)      Join Date: Nov 2008       09-12-2011, 12:38 PM Reply   
Brian, the water really does get close to 'too hot', lots of folks b*tch about it. Last summer in our local river, its pretty shallow, got so hot you really did not want to fall b/c the hot water would actually wear you out. You get all red faced and cant catch your breath, it sucks. Mid day in July the water is probably hotter than the 90 degree air.

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