Originally Posted by wake_upppp
^^^^^ I will give your post another 5 minutes before it's sh@t canned! Lol
i would drag my balls over a hundred miles of rust nails to smell her panties
I'd drag my balls through 100,000 miles of AIDS infested syringes and rusty screws just to lick the hand of the doctor that delivered her.
i would drag my penis(foreskin pulled back) through 10 kilometers of broken glass mixed with cat feces just so i could smell the open anal cavity of the janitor who 10 years ago washed the dirty clothes of some random meth addicted homeless person that one time walked past that beautiful woman at the local cockfighting ring where they slightly made eye contact with each other
I would swim up the Amazon with 45 pound dumbbells tied to my scrotum and Ellen Degeneresí queef as my air supply if it meant I could eat a sea food dinner with her over skype on a dial up internet connection.
I would let my balls be attacked by one thousand hornets for 10 years just to eat a cookie that was made by a baker who sees her walk by his bakery most days of the week.
I would drag my balls through a mile of monkey ***** and shark teeth and then smash them with a hammer and cut them off with a battleaxe to be a dog's chew toy to glance at her sister's cousin's uncle's friend who gave $20 to a hobo that spent it on booze from circle k from a clerk who may have seen her in a crowded bank