The ass-clowns were a plenty this weekend and I've about had it. Couldn't get a straight line for anything due to all the tubers not paying attention to anybody but themselves and a few other inconsiderate idiots passing too close (less than 75 ft)
But what really put me over the edge was some moron on a jet-ski who blew less than 20ft past my fiance after she had gone down boarding and was just floating there. I almost flipped a gasket, especially since one of my friend's dad was killed by somebody running him over with a jetski.
Apparently yelling at these people does nothing, but lighting them up with a paintball gun sure would get their attention. Anybody have any better solutions that may not get me in as much trouble?