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Old    Mike (mike3500)      Join Date: Jun 2008       10-28-2010, 9:16 AM Reply   
I know these get posted all the time, but I just found this one. Is this for real??

http://www.onlyinboards.com/Details.aspx?ID=821465

It just gives you the warm and fuzzies, doesn't it!

What a FRUIT!
Old    Mattgettel (mattgettel)      Join Date: Jan 2009       10-28-2010, 9:25 AM Reply   
well i guess that is one way to get it done!
Old    Jonathan Bay (john211)      Join Date: Aug 2008       10-28-2010, 9:26 AM Reply   
Now reading that ad was fun. It was a much more worthwhile waste of time than ... say ... the 'Hmmm' thread.

"If you want something with purple or lavender buy a nautique, they always find a way to put purple or lavender somewhere on every freakin boat! That’s lame, it’s a boat not an outfit for your wife. Buy the best, buy a Malibu."
Old    Jay (ironj32)      Join Date: Jan 2007       10-28-2010, 9:41 AM Reply   
Lmao!
Old    Dave (bcrider)      Join Date: Apr 2006       10-28-2010, 9:47 AM Reply   
He is sure trying to come off hardcore but with 70 hrs on a 2002 you sure are NOT hardcore as the boat hasn't even been used. Great price and boat though none the less.
Old    Shredtastic (seth)      Join Date: Sep 2002       10-28-2010, 9:51 AM Reply   
Damn I was all over that thing until I read the last sentence, "No crack smokers please." That puts me out of the running on this one.
Old    Bryce (brycejb328)      Join Date: Aug 2009       10-28-2010, 9:52 AM Reply   
Well he did cover all the annoying questions people tend to ask when trying to sell something like that.
Old    Richard White (4white)      Join Date: Apr 2010       10-28-2010, 9:55 AM Reply   
That's awesome!! LMFAO
Old    Brett Burrows (Riteride)      Join Date: Sep 2010       10-28-2010, 10:13 AM Reply   
I like reading all the replies, better then reading the add
Old    Flight007 (poser007)      Join Date: Nov 2004       10-28-2010, 10:53 AM Reply   
Ha Ha the guy must be getting a lot of tire kickers
Old    Fernando Enriquez (Tiffanynfern)      Join Date: Mar 2010       10-28-2010, 11:02 AM Reply   
im sold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but can i get it in blue???
Old    Nu Bu (05mobiuslsv)      Join Date: Apr 2006       10-28-2010, 11:49 AM Reply   
I saw an ad worded identicle to this one on craigslist a year or two ago in seattle. It was hilarious.
Old    Brett Yates (polarbill)      Join Date: Jun 2003       10-28-2010, 11:59 AM Reply   
Quote:
Originally Posted by 05mobiuslsv View Post
I saw an ad worded identicle to this one on craigslist a year or two ago in seattle. It was hilarious.
I remember that one as well. This guy must be selling his second boat or he copied that ad for when he wanted to sell.
Old    Hate2party (slipknot)      Join Date: Aug 2001       10-28-2010, 12:09 PM Reply   
what about trading some tattoo work for it?
Old    D.F.T.R. Josh (downfortheride)      Join Date: Jun 2005       10-28-2010, 12:20 PM Reply   
Tell it how it is son!

LMAO!
Old    SamIngram            10-28-2010, 12:56 PM Reply   
I wouldn't buy that POS...
Old    Bruizza (bruizza)      Join Date: May 2009       10-28-2010, 1:02 PM Reply   
Got to admire that guys style!
Old    Jeremy (wake77)      Join Date: Jan 2009       10-28-2010, 2:05 PM Reply   
"no I don’t want to trade for a buggy, golf cart, truck, car, rv, snow mobile, harley, helicopter, well maybe a helicopter but definitely not a pre-runner ranger or F150, will trade for $30,500.00, yes I will accept payments; $30,500.00 down, $0 a month for life"

That part was awesome.
Old    Brit Rider (brit_rider)      Join Date: May 2004       10-28-2010, 2:26 PM Reply   
I wonder if he'll allow me to pay with an $80,000USD check, pay me back the excess and ship it to the UK via my friend in the Niger.... He doesn't mention that so it's worth a shot right?
Old    Travis Zajic (travisz)      Join Date: Jun 2008       10-28-2010, 5:43 PM Reply   
If it is such a bad ass boat..... why does he have to get rid of it????/ Must be one of those guys who re financed his house to buy a boat... now he is losing his house...
Old     (tro)      Join Date: May 2009       10-28-2010, 6:08 PM Reply   
even though i think the guy is probably a huge douche, i think the ad is pretty strong. ABC son! ABC!

the nautique comment made me laugh for sure.
Old    Hate N Pain (hatepain)      Join Date: Aug 2006       10-28-2010, 6:12 PM Reply   
Yep thats a knock off ad and/or the same guy still trying to sell the same boat. It was funny then and still funny know.
Old    Nu Bu (05mobiuslsv)      Join Date: Apr 2006       10-28-2010, 6:39 PM Reply   
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Yep thats a knock off ad and/or the same guy still trying to sell the same boat. It was funny then and still funny know.
I think that ad was for a moomba at the time, unless there was another?
Old    Hate N Pain (hatepain)      Join Date: Aug 2006       10-28-2010, 6:47 PM Reply   
Yeah could be but I don't see a Moomba guy knocking on a Nautique guy, thats more reserved for you malibu douches
Old    Nu Bu (05mobiuslsv)      Join Date: Apr 2006       10-28-2010, 7:41 PM Reply   
There's room for a sanger douche like you as well don't worry ;-)
Old    Dbdan (dbdan)      Join Date: Jun 2009       10-28-2010, 10:12 PM Reply   
C'mon, he's just putting in print what we're all thinking when we post an ad trying to sell something, right?...or am I the only other one?
Old    DC (durty_curt)      Join Date: Apr 2008       10-28-2010, 11:28 PM Reply   
Quite the rant I must say. BTW does anyone have a picture of a purple Nautique?? Or one that even has a hint of lavender??? Harummmph!
Old    Chattwake (chattwake)      Join Date: Jan 2010       10-29-2010, 6:10 AM Reply   
My nautique does not have any purple or lavender on it....

$30,500 for a 2002 VLX is not a great deal.
Old    Richard Coop (mendo247)      Join Date: Mar 2005       10-29-2010, 6:39 AM Reply   
Sounds to me like hes sold a few things in his life. I like it. Bet he scared off all the tire kickers.
Old    Gregg (gregg_rossi)      Join Date: Feb 2009       10-29-2010, 10:31 AM Reply   
What does he have against crack smokers?
Old    Hate N Pain (hatepain)      Join Date: Aug 2006       10-29-2010, 10:39 AM Reply   
Quote:
There's room for a sanger douche like you as well don't worry ;-)
No such thing as a Sanger Douche...thats not me talking thats science.
Old    Nu Bu (05mobiuslsv)      Join Date: Apr 2006       10-29-2010, 11:10 AM Reply   
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No such thing as a Sanger Douche...thats not me talking thats science.
Wrong.
Old    Hate N Pain (hatepain)      Join Date: Aug 2006       10-29-2010, 11:45 AM Reply   
I googled "Sanger douche" it came back "Did you mean: Malibu douche"...hand to god.
Old    Nu Bu (05mobiuslsv)      Join Date: Apr 2006       10-29-2010, 11:56 AM Reply   
Quote:
Originally Posted by hatepain View Post
I googled "Sanger douche" it came back "Did you mean: Malibu douche"...hand to god.
One has to be careful with that move, wouldn't want to to get struck by lightening or anything .
Old    Hate N Pain (hatepain)      Join Date: Aug 2006       10-29-2010, 12:02 PM Reply   
I didn't capitalize the g
Old    Hate N Pain (hatepain)      Join Date: Aug 2006       10-29-2010, 12:04 PM Reply   
Incidentally, shouldn't you be somewhere trying to come up with a better cement mixture? :0
Old    Dwight Kinley (beretta5spd)      Join Date: Jan 2010       10-29-2010, 12:12 PM Reply   
this may be off topic so please forgive.... but check out this ad for the 2005 Jeep Liberty. The ad ran on Kijiji in Saskatoon, SK, Canada and won the kijiji ad of the year

http://www.na4wda.org/index.php?acti...e;topic=2741.0

absolutely worth checking out.

no purple/lavender
Old    Nu Bu (05mobiuslsv)      Join Date: Apr 2006       10-29-2010, 12:45 PM Reply   
Quote:
Originally Posted by hatepain View Post
Incidentally, shouldn't you be somewhere trying to come up with a better cement mixture? :0
They say ignorance is bliss, hope you're enjoying it .
Old    Nacho (denverd1)      Join Date: May 2004       10-29-2010, 2:24 PM Reply   
good lookin ad to me. Sounds like he's heard enough BS in his life to avoid the 50 BS phone calls.
Old    Hate N Pain (hatepain)      Join Date: Aug 2006       10-29-2010, 3:51 PM Reply   
Quote:
They say ignorance is bliss, hope you're enjoying it .
Hey look, a butterfly!

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