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Old    Craig Cox (wakedoctor)      Join Date: Dec 2004       06-17-2010, 5:29 AM Reply   
Quote:
Originally Posted by brett564 View Post
I'm surprised nobody's mentioned "Ryan Xstar" by now. That was a classic from a couple or few years ago.
There is mention of him by me on the first page, but this dude is so much more of a tool that it leaves Ryan in the shadows.
Old    Joe C Sellers (joecs)      Join Date: Oct 2008       06-17-2010, 6:41 AM Reply   
All we need now is a name for the boat!! "Bottom Dweller"?! It fits the boat and the owner........
Old    chad hall (chall8143)      Join Date: Sep 2008       06-17-2010, 10:02 AM Reply   
Excellent name!!

How About "Douche Canoe"?
Old    Bu Coo (brett564)      Join Date: Jul 2006       06-17-2010, 10:26 AM Reply   
How about "Lon-is-gone"
Old    Kirk (kirk)      Join Date: May 2003       06-17-2010, 11:38 AM Reply   
How about TOOL TIME
Old    Small Light (stephan)      Join Date: Nov 2002       06-17-2010, 11:40 AM Reply   
I can only think that if Lon was as eager to fight the flow of water into his boat as he is eager to fight the good people of Wakeworld, we might have avoided this situation altogether. But I digress, carry on.
Old    Jeremy (wake77)      Join Date: Jan 2009       06-17-2010, 11:45 AM Reply   
I think Sausage-Setter II is appropriate.
Old    Chaserwaser            06-17-2010, 12:01 PM Reply   
boat names = got debt? , neversink, momas pist , ship happens haha , miss mymoney, flip her
Old    Fred (olmoomba)      Join Date: Apr 2010       06-17-2010, 12:19 PM Reply   
Quote:
Originally Posted by chall8143 View Post
Excellent name!!

How About "Douche Canoe"?

Old    D.F.T.R. Josh (downfortheride)      Join Date: Jun 2005       06-17-2010, 12:31 PM Reply   
My other ride is a HUMMER
Old    Joe C Sellers (joecs)      Join Date: Oct 2008       06-17-2010, 1:42 PM Reply   
^ Awesome!

"Soggy Sucka"
Old    Anthonyv911 (tonyv420)      Join Date: Jul 2007       06-17-2010, 2:10 PM Reply   
Wow what a punk ass attitude Lon. Why would any of us want to come and see you? A minnie hummer and a X-80 ? that set up is gross IMO. X-80's are worthless unless your taking a trip from Miami to the Florida Keys. OG? Come on who calls themself an OG ? Last I checked Ice - T was the Original Gangster. And what is this statement about? (Anybody Want Some?) Are you calling us out ? Cause where I'm from, those would be fighting words. Just because you inherited Daddys money doesn't make you any better then the guy with a bayliner and payments!
Old    Matt Laird (Matt)      Join Date: Mar 2010       06-17-2010, 2:53 PM Reply   
Here is a pic of OG LON "Back in Buisness"
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Old    882001 (882001)      Join Date: Nov 2003       06-17-2010, 2:59 PM Reply   
thats an insult to jackasses. lon is way lamer
Old    Anthonyv911 (tonyv420)      Join Date: Jul 2007       06-17-2010, 3:33 PM Reply   
Lon, he's the most intersesting man in th world. In museums he's allowed to touch the art, hi mom has a tatto that says Lon, " I ( Lon) don't usually sink boats, but when I do, I prefer to suck Dos Dickies
Old    Tony Medaglia (h2ohangtime)      Join Date: Aug 2002       06-17-2010, 4:39 PM Reply   
^^^ Dos Dickies!! Maybe the name of his new boat should be Dos Dinghy's
Old    Bryan (carter13)      Join Date: Feb 2009       06-17-2010, 6:47 PM Reply   
I gotta give you guys kudos for creativity. Lon does get the SUPER DOUCHE award for 2010, Congratulations Lon.
There is a guy that lives a quarter mile from me that bought an X80 last year. I think it is an 08 and I have seen him launch and load a few times with no boards in his racks and of course if he did have some he would know that the 80 sucks for boarding.
I dropped my wife off at the dock last Saturday to get the truck and got to see him and four friends struggle to get that wale of a boat straight on the trailer. They actually had to tie a docking rope on it and pull it to get it on some what straight which took 15 minutes.
I do give him credit for using his Freightliner FL60 though. This dude has more money than brains.
Old    882001 (882001)      Join Date: Nov 2003       06-17-2010, 7:14 PM Reply   
lon needs an x-80 trampstamp
Old    Steve (skongolf)      Join Date: Aug 2009       06-18-2010, 9:45 AM Reply   
I think I found some footage of Lon's last fight. Looks like him fighting the guy that sunk his boat.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M_hf4WP2nU
Old    Brett Yates (polarbill)      Join Date: Jun 2003       06-18-2010, 10:46 AM Reply   
I think the best part about this thread is that Lon is probably some troll that just wanted to cause a ruckus. It is too damn funny though to quit now though.

This guy could probably kick Lon's Arse.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HrSN7176XI
Old    Trace (trace)      Join Date: Feb 2002       06-18-2010, 11:16 AM Reply   
If he's a troll, he was lucky to find a pic of what looks like an identical boat to post.
Old    D C (dirwoody)      Join Date: Apr 2003       06-18-2010, 12:27 PM Reply   
Did you know Chuck Norris wears Lon Padjamas?
Old    Brett Yates (polarbill)      Join Date: Jun 2003       06-18-2010, 12:46 PM Reply   
Quote:
Originally Posted by dirwoody View Post
Did you know Chuck Norris wears Lon Padjamas?
In completely unrelated news I was up at Lake Almanor last week and helped Chuck Norris' wife out to her minivan with groceries. Chuck didn't even roundhouse kick me so I got that going for me.
Old    Hate2party (slipknot)      Join Date: Aug 2001       06-18-2010, 12:57 PM Reply   
this is better than Ryan's Xstar
Old    Jeremy (wake77)      Join Date: Jan 2009       06-18-2010, 2:33 PM Reply   
Dave Williams, should place some of the more famous threads in like a "Hall of Fame" or something. That way we can all go and reminisce or see for the first time some of the more comical threads.
Old    Brett Yates (polarbill)      Join Date: Jun 2003       06-18-2010, 2:39 PM Reply   
Quote:
Originally Posted by wake77 View Post
Dave Williams, should place some of the more famous threads in like a "Hall of Fame" or something. That way we can all go and reminisce or see for the first time some of the more comical threads.
Yeah, my all time favorites have been

The Sausagesetter
Tige Tramp Stamp
Ryan Xstar
This thread for sure
and any thread started by Dan Dulong or whatever his name is.
Old    Sam Hanna (samhanna)      Join Date: Sep 2009       06-18-2010, 2:41 PM Reply   
Ok... Will someone please paste a link to the Ryan's Xstar thread. I somehow missed this and with all these great reviews feel that I need to read it.
Old    Bryan (westsiderippa)      Join Date: Dec 2006       06-18-2010, 3:33 PM Reply   
dont forget some of the clasic wake surf hating threads we had going for a while. clasic!!!

can someone photoshop lons x80 with ryans barbwire " one of a kind" gel coat and put sausage setter on the side then put a pic of the tige tramp stamp guy in the pic.
Old    Joe C Sellers (joecs)      Join Date: Oct 2008       06-18-2010, 4:05 PM Reply   
^ With David Hasselholf in the boat in the tree?!?!?!
It could be the greatest picture EVER!
Old    882001 (882001)      Join Date: Nov 2003       06-19-2010, 7:36 AM Reply   
i would read trampstamp {tige 4 life} if i could find it
Old    Razzman (razzman)      Join Date: Dec 2006       06-19-2010, 8:43 AM Reply   
You mean this one? Substitute OG X80
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Old    A.J. West (you_da_man)      Join Date: Sep 2009       06-19-2010, 9:26 AM Reply   
^^^what's even worse than a guy tramp stamp is a guy tramp stamp that is off-center. Should have used a better tattoo artist.
Old    Stephen Pliler (stevo8290)      Join Date: Sep 2008       06-19-2010, 11:59 AM Reply   
Lon you stupid douche. I hate people like you who cruise the lake blaring "im on a boat" all F###ing day. This is wakeworld, we wakeboard here. We might not be as "fly" as you but at least every single one of us can ride. My left nut shreds harder than all 500 pounds of your fat ass.
Old    mojo            06-19-2010, 12:31 PM Reply   
wow. what a horrible tat. bad location, bad graphic. weak color job by artist.
Old    Jeff (AIrwar209)      Join Date: Mar 2010       06-19-2010, 2:12 PM Reply   
Anyone who would get a Tige tattoo deserves such poor artistry.
PS: not a knock on Tige.
Old    Hate N Pain (hatepain)      Join Date: Aug 2006       06-19-2010, 2:18 PM Reply   
Do a search for "pwned on WW" its a good thread

Here's the real Tige tat
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Old    Brian (TXSurf) (bac)      Join Date: Feb 2008       06-19-2010, 2:28 PM Reply   
https://www.wakeworld.com/forum/showthread.php?t=714511
Old    Shane Miller (hematoma)      Join Date: Jul 2008       06-19-2010, 8:39 PM Reply   
Quote:
Originally Posted by hatepain View Post
Do a search for "pwned on WW" its a good thread

Here's the real Tige tat
Yea thats the "O.G" tramp stamp thread, some people. You can't even chaulk that up as being drunk, just no excuse........
Old    Bryan (westsiderippa)      Join Date: Dec 2006       06-19-2010, 11:01 PM Reply   
brian, i was just reading your link and had to lol, i forgot about level 10 gymnast, lmfao!!!!

what about that bay area winching thread???? god i cant remember it but its was seriously funny.
Old    Bu Coo (brett564)      Join Date: Jul 2006       06-20-2010, 12:00 AM Reply   
LOL, I forgot about the Dan Dulong one. All I remember is it kept getting worse for him as time went on, and everytime he defended himself, he actually made it worse on himself. That was a classic. I can't remember what it was initially about though, and can't find the thread either.
Old    Bu Coo (brett564)      Join Date: Jul 2006       06-20-2010, 12:01 AM Reply   
LOL, I forgot about the Dan Dulong one. All I remember is it kept getting worse for him as time went on, and everytime he defended himself, he actually made it worse on himself. That was a classic. I can't remember what it was initially about though, and can't find the thread either.
Old    A.J. West (you_da_man)      Join Date: Sep 2009       06-20-2010, 1:58 AM Reply   
Are you serious?! How...why would any dude think a tramp stamp tattoo would be cool...especially of a boat manufacturer. I wonder what the beam of that tattoo is now.
Old     (jclevoy)      Join Date: May 2010       06-20-2010, 5:43 AM Reply   
Whether Lon is a troll or not does not change the fact that this thread is one of the funniest that I have EVAR read.
Old    882001 (882001)      Join Date: Nov 2003       06-20-2010, 10:33 AM Reply   
that tramp stamp pic puts a smile on my face and makes me chuckle
Old    WakePowell Chris (epic1)      Join Date: Oct 2006       06-20-2010, 11:57 AM Reply   
snokie would be proud of those juiced up guido geurillias.
Old    Stephen Pliler (stevo8290)      Join Date: Sep 2008       06-21-2010, 6:21 AM Reply   
i dont want this thread to die...
Old    Joe C Sellers (joecs)      Join Date: Oct 2008       06-21-2010, 6:30 AM Reply   
Perhaps the molesto of the fat cat is complete and Lon will return. We can only hope he returns soon to keep this thing sinking like his x-80!
Old    Adam Fullmer (adam4x4)      Join Date: Jan 2009       06-21-2010, 6:49 AM Reply   
Please Lon come back with some of your wisdom!!
Old    Scott (chilidog)      Join Date: Dec 2007       06-21-2010, 9:15 AM Reply   
I'll be Lon's proxy: All y'all punk haters better recognize that y'all just jealous, just cuz I got the blacked out lenses and a sucka free no payment X80!! You only wish you could get in the octagon with me, you only wish your gurl could be poopin on your boat while you be wakesurfin, you could only ever hope to fill your fake truck bed with 12s so everybody can hear you bumpin at the gas station, yeah thats right I spend alot of time at the gas station filling up my boat, my "truck" and picking up all the ladies, yeah I drink huge Rockstars and Alize and wear my flatbilled affliction hat slightly askew... WHAT!!?? Don't hate the player, hate the game!! NorCal for life b$(&hes!!

I've always wanted to talk like that, kind of like Tiger on Chapelle's show saying for shizzle,
Old    C.I.E..... Evan (guido)      Join Date: Jul 2002       06-21-2010, 11:06 AM Reply   
I held it together until Matt posted the jacka$$ in the dingy.

Then I was good again until the O.G. Tige tattoo surfaced.

C'mon guys you're killing me.

Lon is soooo '06 when everybody was paying "cash" with their equity lines. Apparently he's also 2010 when all those foreclosures came around.

Carry on.....
Old    ScottRobinson            06-21-2010, 11:40 AM Reply   
I can't decide who is the bigger douchebag....Lon or either of the two idiots who got tattoo's on the back. C'mon tramp stamp as a guy? Really? and of TIGE?

mize well have an arrow point down his crack with "insert here".....geez.......
Old    Kent Harmon (kent_harmon)      Join Date: Feb 2010       06-21-2010, 11:53 AM Reply   
Come on Lon, where ya at buddy? Put down that steroid needle and get off of Snookie and come chitty chat with us all!
Old    David (colombiansurfer)      Join Date: Sep 2008       06-21-2010, 12:47 PM Reply   
I found the Ryan Barbed X-Star pics:

http://good-times.webshots.com/album/380977159KZFnbj
Old    mojo            06-22-2010, 1:27 AM Reply   
wow. didn't barb wire go out(if it was ever in) back in 95 when pamela lee made her movie? i wonder if that ryan guy and Lon are secretly lovers? at least best friends who practice ufc stuff with each other and compare types of roids and ways to become more the genre of people who make wakeboarders look bad.
Old    Diggs (pdxWAKE) (tyler97217)      Join Date: Aug 2004       06-22-2010, 7:28 AM Reply   
wow those pics bring back memories.... What year was that post? 05'ish?
Old    David (colombiansurfer)      Join Date: Sep 2008       06-22-2010, 12:00 PM Reply   
They are old, in fact you can get the Barbed carpet from Greakt Lakes on sale!
Old    CT (boardnxtx)      Join Date: Jun 2009       06-22-2010, 1:39 PM Reply   
I swear I saw that boat on Cedar Creek Lake in Texas over Memorial weekend. It was getting towed back to the marina by an I/O on Sunday or Monday.
Old    D C (dirwoody)      Join Date: Apr 2003       06-22-2010, 2:27 PM Reply   
Anybody else notice the all white X80 for sale in the classifieds..............

(no offense to the seller, just found humor in the timing)
Old    Jeff (AIrwar209)      Join Date: Mar 2010       06-22-2010, 5:12 PM Reply   
I actually saw Lon's submarine at a mobile audio shop in Tracy, on east 11th street, last week. Tempted to stop and inquire about the boat, but at the end of the day, not worth my time. Doesn't exactly look "back in business" tho.
Old    mojo            06-22-2010, 11:49 PM Reply   
i was just watching an episode of jersey shore. i've only seen one before and wanted to check it out again. holy shi# i can't believe any of these people. guys with fake tans, non useful muscle, and product in the hair like they have been soaking up BP oil. it's so laughable and frustrating. the women are just as bad if not worse. now the question is, which one is Lon? we know he got his $ for that boat from starring on the show.
Old    puckhead (jcollinge)      Join Date: Apr 2004       06-23-2010, 2:50 PM Reply   
BTW, I think Lon meant to say OD (original douche) not OG so cut him some slack...
Old    Jay Conrad (pwningjr)      Join Date: Apr 2007       06-23-2010, 8:37 PM Reply   
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scott (chilidog)
I'll be Lon's proxy: All y'all punk haters better recognize that y'all just jealous, just cuz I got the blacked out lenses and a sucka free no payment X80!! You only wish you could get in the octagon with me, you only wish your gurl could be poopin on your boat while you be wakesurfin, you could only ever hope to fill your fake truck bed with 12s so everybody can hear you bumpin at the gas station, yeah thats right I spend alot of time at the gas station filling up my boat, my "truck" and picking up all the ladies, yeah I drink huge Rockstars and Alize and wear my flatbilled affliction hat slightly askew... WHAT!!?? Don't hate the player, hate the game!! NorCal for life b$(&hes!!

I've always wanted to talk like that, kind of like Tiger on Chapelle's show saying for shizzle,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scott (chilidog)
slightly askew
Hahahaha that made the thread for me right there!

True gangsters have large vocabularies by-the-way

EDIT: I concur with this Hall-of-Fame for threads. I've always wanted to read the earlier ones before I got here.
Old    Jim Zarin (jimmy_z)      Join Date: Jun 2009       06-23-2010, 10:04 PM Reply   
Hey Lon......thanks for playing.

You are the weakest link...........GOODBYE!!!!!!!

Old    882001 (882001)      Join Date: Nov 2003       06-24-2010, 8:28 PM Reply   
http://yourtattoosucks.com/?s=unicorn
Old    882001 (882001)      Join Date: Nov 2003       06-25-2010, 11:57 AM Reply   
top of the page! http://yourtattoosucks.com/http://yourtattoosucks.com/
Old    Craig Cox (wakedoctor)      Join Date: Dec 2004       06-25-2010, 12:17 PM Reply   
I have nothing against Tige but I wish some of the Tige or bust snobs were still around so I could show them this:

“a below par ski boat”. He also went on to say “it would be like getting a Kia tattoo”
Old    D C (dirwoody)      Join Date: Apr 2003       06-25-2010, 12:44 PM Reply   
Apparently the submitter of that photo is also a hater who's never been on a Tige.
Old    Bill K (bill_airjunky)      Join Date: Apr 2002       06-25-2010, 1:07 PM Reply   
Nice.

So I want to know whatever happened to that guy? Is he allowed to own a Tige any more? And does he every take his shirt off now that he's on http://yourtattoosucks.com/ ????
Old    TigeMike (chpthril)      Join Date: Oct 2007       06-25-2010, 2:35 PM Reply   
Quote:
Originally Posted by wakedoctor View Post
I have nothing against Tige but I wish some of the Tige or bust snobs were still around so I could show them this:

“a below par ski boat”. He also went on to say “it would be like getting a Kia tattoo”
Dayyyyaaaaaaaam...............ain't that the pot calling the kettle black!
Old    Bruce Mac (brucemac)      Join Date: Dec 2005       06-25-2010, 3:06 PM Reply   
omg scotty that video is a riot!
Old    Twitch Hambling (themxercr85)      Join Date: Jul 2007       06-26-2010, 3:37 AM Reply   
This is pretty hilarious.... Sounds like someone is a little butt hurt about his nice, fully paid for, purposeless bathtub had sunk. I also like the comment about how does he like his black suburban hahahaha What a fool dude, god I wish I was baller enough to be like him and could attempt to clown on fellows less fortunate. The x-80 and hummer combo really completes the d-bag image. Well done sir.
Old    Mase (superair502)      Join Date: Mar 2010       06-28-2010, 7:48 PM Reply   
If I was Lon I would invest in a front yard instead of h2 and boat for him to "stunt" in. It's funny how he got his wetsounds already installed on his "new" boat. A barefoot nautique throws a better wake than that thing. I paid cash for my boat too "bro" and even tho it's Less than half the cost of yours most likely, it throws a much better wake buy I'll bet u don't mind that because u prollyxant even jump the wake, that I'd if u even own a wakeboard. I'm not gonna hate tho u are a pretty entertaining dude.
Old    mojo            07-03-2010, 8:25 PM Reply   
so did Lon have to go to rehab for using too much hair gel and wearing too many rainbow ed hardy shirts? i was enjoying this thread. please chime in lon, and include a picture as well.
Old    Trevor Gleadhill (trevorg7)      Join Date: Mar 2008       07-03-2010, 9:12 PM Reply   
Wakecraft boat sunk at Tulloch today...at Drifters. I'll post some pics soon.

T
Old    Bryan (westsiderippa)      Join Date: Dec 2006       07-03-2010, 9:15 PM Reply   
Lon's to busy right now with G.T.L. to chime in....
Old    B (fullspeed)      Join Date: Oct 2005       07-03-2010, 9:20 PM Reply   
Drain pugs, yeah there in....not.
Old    Rich (dohboy)      Join Date: Aug 2007       07-04-2010, 1:33 PM Reply   
Swear I saw the X80 behind the H2 this morning going towards Pedro on 120 as we were going into Oakdale. Hopes it goes better for him this time out.
Old    nEwJ_HoSeR (tinytdubb)      Join Date: Jul 2007       07-04-2010, 7:47 PM Reply   
He's Back......haters. LOL
Old    nEwJ_HoSeR (tinytdubb)      Join Date: Jul 2007       07-04-2010, 8:10 PM Reply   
he's back
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Old    mojo            07-04-2010, 8:31 PM Reply   
yet too ashamed to come on here and get mad at us for "clowning" him. that sut is half the size of the boat. i bet it tows awesome. i almost want to hang out with him just make myself feel better

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