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Old    Landon (l_b)      Join Date: Aug 2009       06-14-2010, 9:27 AM Reply   
I'm sure the mastercraft dealer loves people like this who have more money than sense.
Old    Trapper (canucked)      Join Date: Jun 2007       06-14-2010, 9:56 AM Reply   
It would sure be nice to be able to take a crap while wakeboarding
Old    ScottRobinson            06-14-2010, 9:59 AM Reply   
lol, you know this jackass never came back after that dumb ass post....
Old    mojo            06-14-2010, 12:23 PM Reply   
you can poop while on the boat. i've seen someone do it while riding and of course use the grab rail on the platform like hugging a tree. or the case of this guy, right in the middle of his boat, b/c it'll just sink and get washed off.
Old    Joe Sellhausen (joesell)      Join Date: Apr 2001       06-14-2010, 6:35 PM Reply   
I only saw 1 person mention the "OG" original gangster comment. I laughed my a$$ off when I read that. I really hope that dude comes back.
Old    mojo            06-14-2010, 7:06 PM Reply   
he's probably at the tanning salon, paying for his tan in cash
Old    Aaron Ware (99_slaunch)      Join Date: Oct 2005       06-14-2010, 7:10 PM Reply   
^^^^ Nah. He is out trying to buy some common sense.
Old    Dillon Gross (lfrider139)      Join Date: May 2007       06-15-2010, 8:13 AM Reply   
who needs common sense when you're "stuntin" has hard as Lon, the OG with the sickest X80 that none of our broke asses could afford...
Old    Diggs (pdxWAKE) (tyler97217)      Join Date: Aug 2004       06-15-2010, 8:26 AM Reply   
Loving this post....
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Old    Joe Sellhausen (joesell)      Join Date: Apr 2001       06-15-2010, 8:26 AM Reply   
I feel like I already know the answer to this, but I wonder if he makes his "boys" call him OG Lon?
Old    Pete (petrey10)      Join Date: Apr 2010       06-15-2010, 10:41 AM Reply   
what a duescher....
Old     (Lon)      Join Date: Jun 2010       06-15-2010, 12:42 PM Reply   
Too all of you smart ass come out tonight to the fat cat in modesto tonight night is fights night come out from behind your screen name come talk your **** to my face lets see who shows then ill post pic i feed off jealous people .
Old    Kent Harmon (kent_harmon)      Join Date: Feb 2010       06-15-2010, 12:55 PM Reply   
Ohhhhhh...so he is one of those Affliction Tshirt tools. And he is a UFC fighter. We had all better watch our mouths or he and his Jersey Shore buddies are gonna come put us in our place. haha! I bet he still things barbed wire tatoos are in. And i dont have a screen name, its the real thing so enjoy.

Last edited by kent_harmon; 06-15-2010 at 1:01 PM.
Old    Ian Ashton (ian_ashton)      Join Date: Jul 2008       06-15-2010, 1:21 PM Reply   
Quote:
come talk your **** to my face
This reminds me of Joe Dirt - 'my face to your ass' LOL!
Old    Gregg (gregg_rossi)      Join Date: Feb 2009       06-15-2010, 1:26 PM Reply   
all the fist pumping and GTL aside; Lon I am really interested in how you got the boat out of the water, or even back to the dock? This is assuming that the "back in business" pic is legit...
Old    Soli (nsolis220)      Join Date: May 2007       06-15-2010, 1:32 PM Reply   
oh modesto, that explains it all they still think being a wanna be is cool. Have fun on your soggy boat player. Selling dope catches up to you.
Old    jimmy z (strife)      Join Date: Feb 2010       06-15-2010, 1:34 PM Reply   
what profession do you work to be able to pay cash for that boat? not to be one to judge, but based on your comments i don't think it's anything honorable like a Doctor. Just curious...
Old    John Bauer (jonyb)      Join Date: Nov 2008       06-15-2010, 1:47 PM Reply   
Quote:
i feed off jealous people .
That is so full of awesome!
Old    Brock Landers (formfunction)      Join Date: Jun 2008       06-15-2010, 1:51 PM Reply   
Lon,your full of crap,that boat won't sink from people sitting on the back.You must have done something really stupid and amatuer like leave the plug out.
Its all good though lon,players f--k up too.Play on playa.
Old    Kyle P (wakeboard_pittsburgh)      Join Date: Jul 2008       06-15-2010, 1:54 PM Reply   
Interesting... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modesto,_California

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Crime
Modesto has higher rates of both violent crime and property crime than the average for California.[7] Of particular note is that Modesto ranks among the top car theft cities in the US. As of 2008 Modesto ranked number 1 for car theft rate per 100,000 people.[8] Modesto and surrounding areas also have a reputation for meth laboratories and dealing
Old    Sam Hanna (samhanna)      Join Date: Sep 2009       06-15-2010, 1:59 PM Reply   
Lonny's last post....... LMAO

Let me repost it for him in English

"Too all of you smart asses. Come out tonight to watch me molesto the fat cat. Tonight is fight night, come out from behind your screen name. Come talk your **** to my face. Lets see who shows then ill post pic. i feed off moms nipples still. jealous people."

Last edited by samhanna; 06-15-2010 at 2:03 PM. Reason: funny
Old    mojo            06-15-2010, 2:02 PM Reply   
Lon, in case you have not realized this, a fight doesn't prove anything. what would prove something is how well you ride, how well you maneuver your boat on or off the trailer, and being a nice person. you are obviously not a nice person. you remind me of trashy people who win the lottery. there's a brand new aston martin, sl63, s600, and gl55 in my driveway. that doesn't matter at all. being a "baller" is more than having money. we know your attitude will never change, but i feel sorry for your parents.
Old    Aaron Ware (99_slaunch)      Join Date: Oct 2005       06-15-2010, 2:29 PM Reply   
Well at least we know whats wrong with him. He has been hit one to many times in the head on fight night. Must have rattled his marble loose.
Old    Ty (wakeandsnow27)      Join Date: Jun 2004       06-15-2010, 3:07 PM Reply   
Quote:
Originally Posted by strife View Post
what profession do you work to be able to pay cash for that boat? us...
No profession required when jealous people pay him to be jealous of him stunting with his fly ass boat because payments are for suckers whaaaaat.
Old    882001 (882001)      Join Date: Nov 2003       06-15-2010, 3:09 PM Reply   
tell that to lon, lon practically bankrupt the casino and he was a ratard.
Old    Flux (flux)      Join Date: Jun 2003       06-15-2010, 3:27 PM Reply   
Does stuntin' that fly ass boat with no sucker payments (because they are for suckers) include wakeboarding?? Boards seem missing from that boat, then again, it has a bathroom.

Obligatory:


Last edited by flux; 06-15-2010 at 3:34 PM.
Old    Chaserwaser            06-15-2010, 3:37 PM Reply   
Quote:
Originally Posted by 882001 View Post
tell that to lon, lon practically bankrupt the casino and he was a ratard.
hahahahahahahahahahaha oh my god hahahahhahah perfect!
Old    Brett Yates (polarbill)      Join Date: Jun 2003       06-15-2010, 3:37 PM Reply   
Vrooom On A Yamaha Chromed Out 11 Hundred
What I'm Doing, Getting Money, What We Doing, Getting Money
What They Doing, hating on us, But They Neva Cross
Cash Money still a company, And Bitch I'm The Boss
And I Be Stunting Like My Daddy, Stunting Like My Daddy
Stunting Like My Daddy, I Be Stunting Like My Daddy
I'm The, Young Stunna, Stunting Like My Daddy
Stunting Like My Daddy, I Be Stunting Like My Daddy
Old    Chaserwaser            06-15-2010, 3:38 PM Reply   
FLUX did you notice all three of those thugs are wearing the exact same jewlery
Old    puckhead (jcollinge)      Join Date: Apr 2004       06-15-2010, 3:53 PM Reply   
Totally Ed Hardy type. He will post back when he gets back from Rehab at the Hard Rock in Vegas...
Old    Matt Laird (Matt)      Join Date: Mar 2010       06-15-2010, 4:02 PM Reply   
HAHA This thread made my day.... FYI I paid cash for my X-80, & took a massive loss on it when I traded it in on my SSV-24... Wish I could have found a Strait OG Stunner sucker to take it off my hands...
Old    M-Dizzle (liquidmx)      Join Date: Jun 2005       06-15-2010, 4:11 PM Reply   
Sorry, I had too, too much awesomeness for one picture!!!!!!!!
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Old    Shane Miller (hematoma)      Join Date: Jul 2008       06-15-2010, 4:31 PM Reply   
Pffft. Lon you had to go and F'up my O.G. Thread I posted a yr and half ago when I was redoing a real O.G. boat. Now my theme is shot to hell thanks tool. Your submarine/boat isn't even old enough to be an O.G............. Further more theirs only room for one and I been here longer so beat it before you get snookied........lol

P.S. I'll trade you my real Suburban for your station wagon yours will go better with my boat.

Last edited by hematoma; 06-15-2010 at 4:34 PM.
Old    Jason B (jason_b)      Join Date: Feb 2008       06-15-2010, 4:31 PM Reply   
Dear Lord,
Please let Lon continue replying. I need the humor this thread provides.

Thank you Jesus.
Amen


ohh, and if you could tell me how to get a fly X-80 so I can have some friends please do so.
Old    Chad (rideon)      Join Date: Jun 2009       06-15-2010, 4:39 PM Reply   
I am sure he is getting pumped up for "fight night" right about now. We won't hear back until he's done busting all the haters heads, like a true OG.
Old    Flux (flux)      Join Date: Jun 2003       06-15-2010, 4:40 PM Reply   
CHASE:

That's me and my crew, we may be stuntin' but we never skimp on having an observer, mirrors are for suckers. We got the bling together, right after fight night. Pic was taken right after we sank another boat. Yeah, we just leave em and buy another, but they gotta have 2 engines and a toilet, that's how we roll.
Old    Bryce (brycejb328)      Join Date: Aug 2009       06-15-2010, 4:46 PM Reply   
can someone photoshop a x-80 into the spot where the truck is




Old    j. gatsby (johnny_gatsby)      Join Date: Sep 2009       06-15-2010, 5:57 PM Reply   
back in business...
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Old    ScottRobinson            06-15-2010, 6:17 PM Reply   
God this thread is amazing. Seriously the "OG" and the "Fist Pumping" is just brilliant. Jersey Shore, again perfect. Just one question from me Lon, not going to go the normal route of calling you a serious douche, dumb****, or any other easy name calling thing. All I want to know is where to show up to "settle this" Seems that may be exactly what you need, your ass kicked to the point you might become normal. So, I will go ahead and do that for you. I will also bring your sixth grade teacher since you obviously dropped out of school in the 5th grade and can barely put together a sentence. Do you really think coming on WW and telling people how great you are, how tough you think you are and how rich you are make you a good person? REALLY? No seriously....REALLY?
Old    David Miller (otown_dave)      Join Date: Dec 2007       06-15-2010, 6:20 PM Reply   
LMFAO! My sides hurt ,
Old    Shane Miller (hematoma)      Join Date: Jul 2008       06-15-2010, 6:31 PM Reply   
You should have to take a spelling/grammar test before they sell you a boat. Lon could have been black balled on the spot.
Old    Kyle P (wakeboard_pittsburgh)      Join Date: Jul 2008       06-15-2010, 6:45 PM Reply   
Bryce, you are in luck. I just installed photoshop on my desktop last night. Now if I can only stop wasting my time on stupid distractions like this and finish the new website design for WakeboardPittsburgh.com
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Old    ScottRobinson            06-15-2010, 6:46 PM Reply   
I want to know in the pic FLUX posted which one is LON....my bet...Pimple face kid on the left. Lon may be some kid who is living off daddy's money, didn't even think of that....
Old    Jay Dirt Diver (shwiezz)      Join Date: Feb 2009       06-15-2010, 6:53 PM Reply   
What a thread. Seriously. What a tool. Lon reminds me of my favorite commercial.
His personality is so magnetic, he can't carry credit cards.
The police often question him because they find him interesting.
His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser mans entire body.
His blood smells like cologne.
People hang on his every word. Even the prepositions.
He could disarm you with his looks or his hands. (either way)
He can speak French......In Russian.

Lon is the most INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD and he has a X 80

Stay thirsty "suckas"
Old    ScottRobinson            06-15-2010, 7:03 PM Reply   
kyle .......... Well done my friend....well done !!!
Old    Shane Miller (hematoma)      Join Date: Jul 2008       06-15-2010, 7:04 PM Reply   
Quote:
Originally Posted by shwiezz View Post
What a thread. Seriously. What a tool. Lon reminds me of my favorite commercial.
His personality is so magnetic, he can't carry credit cards.
The police often question him because they find him interesting.
His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser mans entire body.
His blood smells like cologne.
People hang on his every word. Even the prepositions.
He could disarm you with his looks or his hands. (either way)
He can speak French......In Russian.

Lon is the most INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD and he has a X 80

Stay thirsty "suckas"
I dont laugh out loud while reading the computer but that was good.
Old    Shawndoggy (shawndoggy)      Join Date: Nov 2009       06-15-2010, 7:20 PM Reply   
Is nobody considering the possibility that Lon is a troll?
Old    Joe Sellhausen (joesell)      Join Date: Apr 2001       06-15-2010, 7:37 PM Reply   
Kyle, now can you get rid of the guy and put OG Lon in his place? If you do that, I think we might have the best pic EVER! Definitely screen saver material.
Old    Matt Laird (Matt)      Join Date: Mar 2010       06-15-2010, 8:27 PM Reply   
Haha Haha, Even Chuck Norris is scared of OG LON
Old    Jeremy (wake77)      Join Date: Jan 2009       06-15-2010, 8:33 PM Reply   
Yeah lon, you probably had everyone jealous...the day your boat was being held up by a tree and a pontoon boat, and you and your homies sitting on the bank. I am sure everyone that passed by you that day thought to themselves, "I would really like to be that ass that left the plug out of his boat, he is an OG."
Old    Tony Medaglia (h2ohangtime)      Join Date: Aug 2002       06-15-2010, 8:51 PM Reply   
Come on guys, Lon bought the X-80 because it has a kr@pper in it. The reason it sank is probably because he forgot to empty his blackwater tank that was full of his BS.

Last edited by h2ohangtime; 06-15-2010 at 8:54 PM.
Old    Sea Bass (seabass)      Join Date: Feb 2010       06-15-2010, 8:56 PM Reply   
damn, Lonny boy is one popular dude. Zero WW friends but a ton of profile views in the few days he has been here. LOL

Fill out the profile Lon, stop hiding behind your computer.
Old    Shane Miller (hematoma)      Join Date: Jul 2008       06-15-2010, 9:01 PM Reply   
I dont know whats worse? The boat sinking or the *****ter leaking in to the lake/river............Next time you forget the plug Lon have one of your ratard friends drop a deuce and shove-it in the bilge plug. Just might get you back to the dock.
Old    Mike (calvolson)      Join Date: Mar 2009       06-15-2010, 9:31 PM Reply   
Lon,

You are my new idol.

Reasons: You're AWESOME. You have a lot of money. Obviously super hardcore gangsta. Your English skillz are sick.
I'm even thinking about making a group on here for fans of Lon. Anyone feel free to do this before me.
Old    malibu (malibuboats4)      Join Date: Sep 2008       06-15-2010, 11:34 PM Reply   
This has got to be a joke. Who made the fake profile?
Old    Michael Van Hove (mvanhove)      Join Date: Nov 2009       06-15-2010, 11:51 PM Reply   
No, people like Lon actually somehow exist in this world... Surprising eh?
Old    Rob (rdiestler)      Join Date: Mar 2003       06-16-2010, 12:11 AM Reply   
I live in the neighborhood where Lon's picture was taken. The boat was definitely there for a few days before the holiday, but I haven't seen it since. I do drive on that street regularly. I sure hope that wasn't his house that the boat was parked in front of, because it is in foreclosure, I saw the street address in the local paper about month ago. On Monday 6/14 a locksmith was there changing out the locks, the house looked to be empty. If that was his house, he has an amazing string of bad luck going.
Old    Jayson Reyes (jayson_49)      Join Date: May 2007       06-16-2010, 12:18 AM Reply   
im with malibu, i cant imagine gangster stunna guidos perusing WW unless they actually wakeboard, if so then shouldnt he have already had an account?? either way, this **** is funny as hell!!! I hope im wrong..WHATTUP MY NI**A LON!!
Old    Pete (petrey10)      Join Date: Apr 2010       06-16-2010, 6:41 AM Reply   
lon I would destroy you... end of story
Old    Jason B (jason_b)      Join Date: Feb 2008       06-16-2010, 6:59 AM Reply   
Quote:
Originally Posted by rdiestler View Post
I live in the neighborhood where Lon's picture was taken. The boat was definitely there for a few days before the holiday, but I haven't seen it since. I do drive on that street regularly. I sure hope that wasn't his house that the boat was parked in front of, because it is in foreclosure, I saw the street address in the local paper about month ago. On Monday 6/14 a locksmith was there changing out the locks, the house looked to be empty. If that was his house, he has an amazing string of bad luck going.
I would have bet every peny I have that fool would be the guy to have his crap foreclosed on. He's "that guy." You know the one who maybe makes $100k a year but thinks he can afford a million $ house, a $800 a month Hummer payment and an X80. Seriously doubt he paid cash for anything. If I've learned anything dealing with azzclowns like Lon it's that the cat who hollers about how much $$$ he makes--RARELY makes anything close. Show offs are so desperate for attention the truth is a secondary concern.
Old    jimmy z (strife)      Join Date: Feb 2010       06-16-2010, 7:37 AM Reply   
I'm with jason B 's last comments. I also find that to be very true. Maybe he sunk it himself to collect the insurance and pay it off?
Old    Nu Bu (05mobiuslsv)      Join Date: Apr 2006       06-16-2010, 8:46 AM Reply   
This thread is definitely in the running for BEST THREAD EVER!!!!
Old    Shane Miller (hematoma)      Join Date: Jul 2008       06-16-2010, 8:57 AM Reply   
Quote:
Originally Posted by jason_b View Post
I would have bet every peny I have that fool would be the guy to have his crap foreclosed on. He's "that guy." You know the one who maybe makes $100k a year but thinks he can afford a million $ house, a $800 a month Hummer payment and an X80. Seriously doubt he paid cash for anything. If I've learned anything dealing with azzclowns like Lon it's that the cat who hollers about how much $$$ he makes--RARELY makes anything close. Show offs are so desperate for attention the truth is a secondary concern.
That is true, people are like that.
Old    Robert Mitchell (2006maliblue)      Join Date: Mar 2009       06-16-2010, 9:26 AM Reply   
Curious if anyone in the Modesto area took pictures of Lon last night when he molesto'd the fat cat?
Old    Paul (psudy)      Join Date: Dec 2003       06-16-2010, 9:45 AM Reply   
Who are lons friends that told him his boating extravaganza was posted on WW?
Old    J D (jeff_mn)      Join Date: Jul 2009       06-16-2010, 10:32 AM Reply   
You guys are all getting trolled
Old    Nu Bu (05mobiuslsv)      Join Date: Apr 2006       06-16-2010, 10:38 AM Reply   
Trolled and Rick Rolled.
Old    Jim Zarin (jimmy_z)      Join Date: Jun 2009       06-16-2010, 1:50 PM Reply   
Quote:
Originally Posted by 2006maliblue View Post
Curious if anyone in the Modesto area took pictures of Lon last night when he molesto'd the fat cat?
Nope didnt make it, but apparently the Fat Cat is where tired artists go to die.

Kinda like an "old folks" home for musicians.

http://www.fatcatmodesto.com/sections/gallery

Cant argue with his OG status!!!!!
Old    Brett Yates (polarbill)      Join Date: Jun 2003       06-16-2010, 2:16 PM Reply   
Coolio must of been playing at the fatcat.

Old    Joe C Sellers (joecs)      Join Date: Oct 2008       06-16-2010, 3:13 PM Reply   
This may be better than the "sausage setter" thread! Instant CLASSIC!!
Old    ScottRobinson            06-16-2010, 3:43 PM Reply   
Any thread with a "COOLIO" picture and reference is the ultimate thread IMO. Check out the chick in the blue, I need her on the corner of my boat for SURFING !!!
Old    pete c (saceone)      Join Date: Jan 2009       06-16-2010, 4:17 PM Reply   
+1 on teh epicness
Old    mojo            06-16-2010, 5:50 PM Reply   
small penis and huge non deserved ego=Lon. he can live on the x80 since he doesn't have a house.
Old    Soli (nsolis220)      Join Date: May 2007       06-16-2010, 6:24 PM Reply   
you know a rapper is hanging on when nothing but white folks go to his shows.
Old     (tro)      Join Date: May 2009       06-16-2010, 6:39 PM Reply   
pretty sure that is lon in the front row with the black wristband.
Old    Shane Miller (hematoma)      Join Date: Jul 2008       06-16-2010, 7:35 PM Reply   
That was Lon's " Back in business party" but that wasnt coolio its a cover band named Hoolio from Jersey. If you look they're all about to do the fist pump but being white they just cant get the motion right. Pure awsomeness...........
Old    David (colombiansurfer)      Join Date: Sep 2008       06-16-2010, 8:09 PM Reply   
This is way too funny! "I still sucking on my moms nipples" I lost my beer on that one!

Please Lon, come back for some more! This is better than the beating that Bullet Line took on the underwater LED's.
Old    Matt Laird (Matt)      Join Date: Mar 2010       06-16-2010, 10:16 PM Reply   
HAHAHHAH I'm choking on my stir fry...

+1 for the best thread since the TIGE Tramp Stamp
Old    Bu Coo (brett564)      Join Date: Jul 2006       06-16-2010, 10:52 PM Reply   
I'm surprised nobody's mentioned "Ryan Xstar" by now. That was a classic from a couple or few years ago.
Old    Mikeski (mikeski)      Join Date: Aug 2003       06-17-2010, 12:22 AM Reply   
Can we sticky this post to the top.

this one made my night.

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