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Old     (johnny_defacto)      Join Date: Sep 2006       04-03-2010, 4:14 PM Reply   
This guy lives down the street from me and really needs to make up his mind... either Tige or Malibu. The funny thing is he has a Malibu VLX and makes fun of my Tige by calling it a "ti-gay".

Maybe he is switching boats, or is bi-curious, I don't know, just thought it was too funny not to share.
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Old     (poser007)      Join Date: Nov 2004       04-03-2010, 4:27 PM Reply   
I think that is freaking hilarious...Ti-gay lol. I love both boats, in fact I was day dreamming the other day and if I could pull the trigger on a new boat it would be a toss up between an LSV 23 and a Tige 24 ZR4. Love both boats.
Old     (2006maliblue)      Join Date: Mar 2009       04-03-2010, 5:11 PM Reply   
John don't lie! We now you slapped that tige sticker on there just to make fun of your neighbor! lol

That is funny!
Old     (Matt)      Join Date: Mar 2010       04-03-2010, 5:20 PM Reply   
He may as well Stick a chevy bowtie right in The center of the tailgate...
Old     (A7X_LSV_23)      Join Date: Mar 2010       04-03-2010, 5:35 PM Reply   
He drives a Ford right??? That explains it all right there for ya!
Old     (peter_c)      Join Date: Sep 2001       04-03-2010, 7:45 PM Reply   
Maybe he owns both brands of boats?
Old     (johnny_defacto)      Join Date: Sep 2006       04-03-2010, 10:52 PM Reply   
Very possible Peter. If so, can you tell by the sticker placement which boat he prefers?
Old     (ryand121)      Join Date: Feb 2007       04-04-2010, 8:19 PM Reply   
Originally Posted by A7X_LSV_23 View Post
He drives a Ford right??? That explains it all right there for ya!
Wow, I think you hit the nail on the head Good thing he didn't drive a Chevy, cause that wouldn't explain it and we wouldn't know why he has both
Old     (peter_c)      Join Date: Sep 2001       04-05-2010, 9:48 AM Reply   
Originally Posted by johnny_defacto View Post
Very possible Peter. If so, can you tell by the sticker placement which boat he prefers?
Well the Tige sticker has the cool angle going on. Yet the Malibu is the straight and arrow one. I think it means, he owns the Malibu and his buddy owns a Tige and they often use his truck to tow it. Either that or he does not own a boat and is a boat whore and riding behind his buddies Tige and Malibu. Although in that case he forgot a couple of my favorite brands stickers to help generate awesome tows.

Then again he drives a Ford F350 and likes white, which explains nothing
Old     (wakerider42)      Join Date: May 2002       04-05-2010, 11:13 AM Reply   
HAHA, very funny John!! Well played, taking advantage of me while out of town!! So this is why you texted me asking "Hey man you in town?"

Actually, what happened is that John's truck is too gay and female-like to actually pull a boat (it's a DODGE, so THAT'S a no-brainer). Since he knew we could never take his truck to the lake, but might pull his boat some day, he figured he would assert his unfortunate preference in boats onto the truck that would be doing the actual towing. Once his Ti-GAY sinks (which I'm sure will be soon), we can go ahead and just take the sticker back off.

John, maybe you should tell everyone that you are eyeing an Axis...that happens to basically be a Malibu. Oh snap!!

As a side note, I actually could give 2 craps about boat choice, truck choice, and whatever anybody thinks about the size of my pee-pie due to my big, tough, white, over-compensating F-350. It's just that, a choice! Of course I have some kind of owner-goggles, but it's all in good fun. And at least my big, gay truck sees plenty of dirt/sand use going riding and pulling things (mostly Dodges) out of the sand.

John, I'll be by your house later with the tow-strap to get your truck to the shop to be fixed (I'm sure something will break between now and then).

Warmest regards,
Old     (rukie)      Join Date: Jan 2006       04-05-2010, 11:27 AM Reply   
hahahaha This thread is great. Gotta love some good old fashioned ish talking.
Old     (benjaminp)      Join Date: Nov 2008       04-05-2010, 11:45 AM Reply   
Its even better when the guy has a sense of humour about it. Danny, how did you get conned into putting the 'bu sticker on the right, away from traffic, indicating a preference for Tige? Hahaha.
Old     (nbigger)      Join Date: May 2008       04-05-2010, 1:18 PM Reply   
I think you should add some waves through half of the Tige so it looks like it is sinking LOL.
Old     (dizzyj)      Join Date: Jul 2003       04-05-2010, 1:40 PM Reply   
I have mastercraft and nautique stickers on mine...
Old     (johnny_defacto)      Join Date: Sep 2006       04-05-2010, 9:57 PM Reply   
Dearest Danny,

When you come by later remind me to give back your "oil-leak catch pans" that you have to keep under your truck when parked. I had to borrow them because my mother-in-law was parking her Ford Explorer in my driveway while she was visiting.

Also, I am "eyeing" an Axis because of the 3200 lbs of stock (plug and play) ballast. Malibu doesn't have that option and I want a huge wake just like my Tige has stock with TAPS only!


Old     (wake77)      Join Date: Jan 2009       04-06-2010, 10:33 AM Reply   
Danny...Looks like you're busted.

Hopefully you two weren't great friends, or he is not your only pull.
Old     (bruizza)      Join Date: May 2009       04-06-2010, 10:43 AM Reply   
This thread is full of win.
Old     (wakerider42)      Join Date: May 2002       05-01-2010, 7:39 AM Reply   
Ah, the sweet taste of revenge. What John failed to remember is that I just happen to have a vinyl plotter at home, and plenty of patience…
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Old     (wakereviews)      Join Date: Sep 2006       05-01-2010, 8:11 AM Reply   
No way.... absolute WIN! that is hilarious.
Old     (joesell)      Join Date: Apr 2001       05-01-2010, 8:16 AM Reply   
Dude that is awesome! I love playing games with my friends.
Old     (helman)      Join Date: Feb 2010       05-01-2010, 8:58 AM Reply   
That is classic!
Old     (bac)      Join Date: Feb 2008       05-01-2010, 9:12 AM Reply   
This is one of the best threads on here in a while!
Old     (boomboom)      Join Date: Apr 2008       05-01-2010, 9:20 AM Reply   
LOL, that's good.
Old     (blake_hughes)      Join Date: May 2004       05-01-2010, 11:56 AM Reply   
Lol... Very nice.
Old     (clayton191)      Join Date: Apr 2006       05-01-2010, 12:27 PM Reply   
I lol'ed.
Old     (hatepain)      Join Date: Aug 2006       05-01-2010, 1:45 PM Reply   

Love it! Nice work.
Old     (tyler97217)      Join Date: Aug 2004       05-01-2010, 4:21 PM Reply   
i feel that this thread could start a growing trend.... nice work guys
Old     (jonblarc7)      Join Date: Jul 2006       05-03-2010, 5:51 AM Reply   
Old     (saceone)      Join Date: Jan 2009       05-04-2010, 3:24 AM Reply   
Old     (bmr82)      Join Date: Jul 2008       05-04-2010, 3:44 AM Reply   
Old     (l_b)      Join Date: Aug 2009       05-04-2010, 7:22 AM Reply   
this is hilarious!!
Old     (canucked)      Join Date: Jun 2007       05-04-2010, 7:39 AM Reply   

I'm definately getting a vinyl plotter
Old     (boomshot)      Join Date: Jan 2008       05-04-2010, 8:05 AM Reply   
God that is awesome. The Tige thing needs to be available for sale. At that point you, the seller, will know my true identity and I think you'd be very very surprised.
Old     (chasenm)      Join Date: Jul 2009       05-04-2010, 8:18 AM Reply   
That is incredbile! Way to go
Old     (mc_x15)      Join Date: Jul 2008       05-04-2010, 1:39 PM Reply   
Yes!!! Owned, hahah. Nice work
Old     (dirwoody)      Join Date: Apr 2003       05-04-2010, 2:13 PM Reply   
Old     (chris4x4gill2)      Join Date: Sep 2009       05-04-2010, 2:13 PM Reply   
Thats awesome!
Old     (chris4x4gill2)      Join Date: Sep 2009       05-04-2010, 2:14 PM Reply   
Love the truck BTW. I love a nice SRW F350.
Old     (dcooper)      Join Date: Mar 2005       05-04-2010, 2:26 PM Reply   
Too Funny!
Old     (bruizza)      Join Date: May 2009       05-04-2010, 2:57 PM Reply   
This is definitely one of the best threads I have seen on here!
Old     (johnny_defacto)      Join Date: Sep 2006       05-18-2010, 11:36 PM Reply   
Hey Danny, your welcome for feeding your dogs while you were out of town all weekend...
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Old     (newty)      Join Date: May 2005       05-18-2010, 11:58 PM Reply   
Thats just mean... effing funny, but mean!

This could get really bad.
Old     (chasenm)      Join Date: Jul 2009       05-19-2010, 6:02 AM Reply   
HAHA, that's great man
Old     (jps912)      Join Date: Jun 2007       05-19-2010, 6:23 AM Reply   
Hahaha Nice guys. Definitely a good thread
Old     (cwb4me)      Join Date: Apr 2010       05-19-2010, 6:26 AM Reply   
Loosks like the boyfriend likes the malibu.the sticker is on the passenger side.
Old     (wakerider42)      Join Date: May 2002       05-19-2010, 7:47 AM Reply   
HAHAHAHA YES!!!!!!!!!!! Doood, haven't even noticed that is on there, and I pull up behind the truck to pull into the driveway every day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need to stop going out of town. I'm gonna have to leave that on there just because.
Old     (wade_lewark)      Join Date: Jan 2010       05-19-2010, 8:13 PM Reply   
luv it!
Old     (westsiderippa)      Join Date: Dec 2006       05-19-2010, 10:14 PM Reply   
Old     (sippi)      Join Date: Dec 2007       05-20-2010, 6:15 AM Reply   
Haha that's awesome!!! My question is did you feel weird buying that thing or did you already have it haha! Jk that's was a good one.
Old     (loudontn)      Join Date: Feb 2005       05-20-2010, 6:43 AM Reply   
Hahaha this is awesome.
Old     (downfortheride)      Join Date: Jun 2005       05-20-2010, 7:53 AM Reply   


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