Found this and thought I'd share the laugh.
You know you are Taliban if you..
1 refine heroin for a living & have a moral objection to beer.
2 own a $3,000 machine gun & $5,000 rocket, but can't afford shoes.
3 wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon unclean.
4 think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof & suicide.
5 consider TV dangerous, but carry explosives in your clothing.
6 were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.