The White House announced their plans for controlling Asian Carp. One of their plans calls for closing the Chicago locks for 3-4 days per week to block the fish and then to allow shipping to use the locks the rest of the time.
Are they serious?!? They have got to be kidding!
I know that the Carp will be consulting their calendars and voluntarily holding back from entering Lake Michigan on the 3-4 days per week that the Feds say it is OK to open the locks for shipping.
You can't make this stuff up! It's sad.