Well I'm finally home. A 40 mile drive through the city took almost 1 1/2 hours! I wasn't comfortable driving that distance on one wheel, especially given the crappy roads along the way. Goodyear searched high and low, as did I, calling all trailer and RV dealers around, as well as their NAPA and CarQuest guys. They found a "close" bolt...but not the exact. It was shorter, splines slightly different but close enough to press them in and send me on my way.
I took the whole day to get this crap done. $205 later and the parts are not correct but got me home with what was available. I still want to get correct parts installed. The lugs bolts are wrong, lug nuts are wrong, bearing buddies are wrong, missing center cap and fender is scuffed.
Man I am SOOOOOOOOO PISSED RIGHT NOW!