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Old     (helinut)      Join Date: Apr 2007       03-11-2010, 11:11 AM Reply   
SLOW DAY IN TEXAS


It's a slow day in a little East Texas town. The sun is beating down, and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.....


On this particular day a rich tourist from back east is driving through town. He stops at the motel and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one to spend the night.
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As soon as the man walks upstairs, the owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.

The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the pig farmer.


The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill at the supplier of feed and fuel.


The guy at the Farmer's Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her "services" on credit.


The hooker rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill
with the hotel owner.


The hotel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter so the rich traveler will not suspect anything.


At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, picks up the $100 bill, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, pockets the money, and leaves town.

No one produced anything. No one earned anything.


However, the whole town is now out of debt and now looks to the future with a lot more optimism..


And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States Government is conducting business today.
Old     (ord27)      Join Date: Oct 2005       03-11-2010, 11:49 AM Reply   
perfect
Old     (vin)      Join Date: May 2007       03-11-2010, 1:18 PM Reply   
HAHAHA,,,, that was great
Old     (benjaminp)      Join Date: Nov 2008       03-11-2010, 2:00 PM Reply   
Thats a really good story, I enjoyed it.
Old     (sidekicknicholas)      Join Date: Mar 2007       03-11-2010, 2:07 PM Reply   
Amen.
Old     (jon4pres)      Join Date: May 2004       03-11-2010, 8:26 PM Reply   
Very true except there is no tourist. We just make the money ourselves and play the pass it around game.

Maybe the story should start with the Motel owner making a counterfit $100 bill.
Old     (kraig)      Join Date: Dec 2002       03-11-2010, 9:01 PM Reply   
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Originally Posted by jon4pres View Post
Very true except there is no tourist. We just make the money ourselves and play the pass it around game.

Maybe the story should start with the Motel owner making a counterfit $100 bill.
LOL! So true!!

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