you drive past your local Jiffy Lube sign and think "Double Up"
You might be addicted to Wakeboarding if your the only one in your family who thinks an Indy Tantrum isn't about an upset race car driver.
You might be addicted to Wakeboarding if you own a $60K wakeboard boat but use the ice machine in your refrigerator to fill the cooler to save $1.25 on ice at the mini mart.
I saw some Blue Collar comedy last night and got inspired. Let's here em!