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bcrider 03-26-2014 10:20 AM

Chive: Boat Names Thread
 
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Elliottsx80 03-26-2014 11:52 AM

BEER 4 BALLAST is on my x80

psudy 03-26-2014 1:32 PM

You should change it to "pull me over!"

psudy 03-26-2014 1:32 PM

I am going to put MADD on mine!

Jmorlan 03-26-2014 1:58 PM

S.S minnow Johnson

Elliottsx80 03-26-2014 4:19 PM

Never leaves home without a DD

LeCo 03-26-2014 5:28 PM

I've been trying to think of a boat now for my new to me 02 Wakesetter VLX. I'm a structural engineer who likes to drink, baseball (Braves) and wakeboard,

Birdman 03-26-2014 5:50 PM

Bitch barge haha jk

Elliottsx80 03-26-2014 7:10 PM

Almost went with Whiskey Tango

petrie141 03-26-2014 7:42 PM

Boat = Brosetter
Truck= Brodozer

Froggy 03-27-2014 5:27 AM

No boat under 30' or not made out of wood should ever be named.

Pad1Tai 03-27-2014 5:30 AM

^^ agreed^^

Naming your boat is a wally move..

sidekicknicholas 03-27-2014 8:56 AM

http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/m...921/479323.jpg

fence_sence 03-27-2014 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Froggy (Post 1870362)
No boat under 30' or not made out of wood should ever be named.

Why? Every boat in my family, dating back to the late '40s, has always had a name. Not one of them has been over 30' and not one of them since the early '80s has been wood. Only one has ever gone down but, at over 100mph, recoveries are hard to find. We still got it back. So if there is some type of old maritime superstition, I fail to see its relevance.

...and if you're too cool to name your boat, perhaps you just have no creativity and you need to call those that do names in order to try and hide your insecurities. Have you no humility? Get over yourself.

sidekicknicholas 03-27-2014 10:23 AM

Quote:

...and if you're too cool to name your boat, perhaps you just have no creativity and you need to call those that do names in order to try and hide your insecurities. Have you no humility? Get over yourself.
I bet you're a ton of fun at parties.

bcrider 03-27-2014 10:32 AM

^ his boat name is "board stiff"

boardman74 03-27-2014 10:46 AM

Wonder how the wake is at 100 plus?

FastR3DN3K 03-27-2014 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sidekicknicholas (Post 1870390)

I was wondering how long it was gonna take for this one to show up....

phathom 03-27-2014 12:17 PM

^ My guess would be very minimal, but quite lippy.

Also if your boat is just like every other boat out there and has nothing special to it, I don't see the point of naming it. If it is unique and stands out, maybe with a certain look, style, or theme to it, then go ahead.

fence_sence 03-27-2014 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sidekicknicholas (Post 1870403)
I bet you're a ton of fun at parties.

...more fun than a sidekick, Nick.

Naming a boat is fun. How stuck in the mud does your stick have to be to be too serious to name a boat? It's a toy. If you just don't want to name a boat, fine. You want to call it stupid, I'm gonna call calling it stupid, stupid.

No not much wake behind that Hallett Barron Sprint. Even with a big 'ol blown 454 on nitro in the back.:D

fence_sence 03-27-2014 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bcrider (Post 1870404)
^ his boat name is "board stiff"

You should name your's, "Delta Bravo".

wakereviews 03-27-2014 1:09 PM

Who give's a chit if someone wants to name their boat, it's their boat. Do I do it? No, but i could care less if anyone else does and i'm certainly not going to judge someone on the fact that they put a sticker with some letters on the back of their boat.

fence_sence 03-27-2014 1:17 PM

^^^ Precisely. I wish I was as eloquent.

hgvandy 03-27-2014 2:37 PM

My wife has named my boat, "Sabbath Breaker"

Jmorlan 03-27-2014 2:47 PM

Gonna call mine "liquor box"

..get it?

ncsupra 03-27-2014 2:58 PM

If I named mine it would be “Getting High”

skiboarder 03-27-2014 3:02 PM

I don't care if you name your boat, but if you do it better be crude or funny.

retoxtony 03-27-2014 3:26 PM

I've probably said it before on here but my last boat had been named "the Coin Toss" because it was a coin toss if it would run all day. It ended up being a pretty simple wiring issue i solved and then i removed the name sticker.

tonyv420 03-27-2014 3:57 PM

Hey Scott! I have never really named mine, but I call it " Blaze One" LOL

WakeDirt 03-27-2014 5:01 PM

I would say nerds wouldn't at least have a nickname for the vessel! I like "twa* yacht"

kirk 03-27-2014 6:39 PM

I can relate to this one...





http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q...ps810d1935.jpg

Bagar55 03-27-2014 9:44 PM

Guy I know had a big sea ray cruiser. Named it "Perfectly trimmed"

Another friend named his "Her Ring"

baitkiller 03-28-2014 6:19 AM

I have a client who is a bail bondsman. He runs big old Bertram motor yacht with the name: 'Crime pays"
My 20" center console is the Baitkiller named after my late father.
The Nautique is named Punkin for my daughter.
Neither boat is lettered. We just call them by name to determine which boat we are taking out.
My last boat was the Fish Whistle. Scott and Anthony should know what that is.

Pad1Tai 03-28-2014 6:25 AM

We're back...................
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