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dbdb 07-13-2012 10:38 AM

Beer and Taxes
I read this and thought it was funny, and a little sad. And before anyone flames me for posting something semi political, I think both sides suck, and neither side is actually interested in making the government work efficiently (leading to excessive taxes in my mind).

Beer and Taxes
Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.

The fifth would pay $1.
The sixth would pay $3.
... The seventh would pay $7.
The eighth would pay $12.
The ninth would pay $18.
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.
So, that's what they decided to do.

The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve. "Since you are all such good customers," he said, "I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20." Drinks for the ten now cost just $80.

The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men - the paying customers? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his 'fair share'? They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.

And so:
The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).
The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33%savings).
The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28%savings).
The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).
The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings).
The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).

Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings.

"I only got a dollar out of the $20,"declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man," but he got $10!"
"Yeah, that's right," exclaimed the fifth man. "I only saved a dollar, too. It's unfair that he got ten times more than me!"
"That's true" shouted the seventh man. "Why should he get $10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!"
"Wait a minute," yelled the first four men in unison. "We didn't get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!

The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.

The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn't have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!

And that, ladies and gentlemen, journalists and college professors, is exactly how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy and they just may not show up.

Tucker_McElroy 07-13-2012 10:46 AM

I think Ayn Rand told us the same thing...

fly135 07-13-2012 10:46 AM

No beer for the rich!

deltagrubber 07-18-2012 1:46 PM

Educate the poor...........:banghead:

07-18-2012 1:55 PM

Drink moonshine its better for you

JoLo_Si 07-19-2012 11:23 AM

This makes a scary amount of sense.

Ayn said it in many different ways but the warnings were loud and clear to those wise enough to listen (not me).

ScottR 07-20-2012 7:25 AM

Very good post !!

cwb4me 07-21-2012 6:09 AM

I can't afford beer I'm too busy saving for taxes! LOL

ord27 07-21-2012 8:37 AM

you forgot that the first 4 men would actually have money given to them to drink the beer :banghead:

the analogy to the redistribution of grades is a good one too.

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