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wakeboardgeezer 07-16-2010 4:32 PM

I Like Chili and wakeboard riding till I'm silly
 
Iím a bad Mama Jama thatís a fact
Tricks I learned from Jack Billy, not ďBilly JackĒ

Iím a hillbilly, I like Chili
I like wakeboard riding till Iím silly

I love my sons and my daughters full of drama
I like hanging with the kids and their Moma

I love Non-Alcoholic OíDoulís
Talking to true Patriots not fools

I do some wishing, I like fishing
A five pound bass Iím a kissing

I like to hunt, Iím kinda blunt
I like to run on 4th down and not punt

I love America and being free
Iím a fan of the Sons of Liberty

Been were Angels fear to trod
I love Jesus, the Son of God

I like a man and a woman married strong
Not Adam and Steve with a thong

Debauchery and sin we see
Itís so bad in America it worries me

I miss the times when things were good
When a man stayed married cause he should

Iím a hillbilly, I like Chili
I like wakeboard riding till Iím silly

best regards,
The Geeze

Copy right 2009
by Dennie Sparkman

tinytdubb 07-16-2010 8:50 PM

Garth, that was a haiku!

wake77 07-17-2010 2:41 AM

No, Garth, that was a turd!

scbrips 07-17-2010 10:41 AM

It's like he ate alphabet soup, threw it up, and then posted what came out on the interwebs.

benjaminp 07-17-2010 12:34 PM

if you are going to capitalize Chili, at least spell it Chile

wake77 07-17-2010 1:11 PM

That song had absolutely nothing to do with wakeboarding or Chili.

wakeboardgeezer 07-18-2010 1:35 PM

Ah shucks fellas,

2Ti 4:3 For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine;
but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;

And besides all that, Chili goes good with wakeboard riding.

regards,
The Geeze

mywakeisbiggerr 07-18-2010 6:25 PM

yeah, your a homo for writing that.

mywakeisbiggerr 07-18-2010 6:26 PM

yeah, your a homo for writing that.

cwb4me 07-18-2010 6:36 PM

PLEASE don't piss him off he wrote that when he was happy! LOL

hyperlite 07-19-2010 4:27 AM

hahaha....halarious. that was a turd

wakemikey 07-19-2010 3:13 PM

It was great until you had to throw in so many conservative talking points. You only like christians, straight people and gun owners. But not alcohol - born again former drinker? But I can only guess....

wakeboardgeezer 07-21-2010 6:29 PM

@WakeMikey,
-Born again former drinker, yes a big time sinner saved by the blood of Christ.
-Do I like straight people and gun owners, yes many of my friends are straight and own multiple weapons as do I.
-conservative talking points, never really looked at it that way, just a way I have tried to live my life with intermittent success .
-If it was full of liberal talking points would that make it ok with you?

Am I to understand that I can be all those other things that you like or believe in but in your view I don't have the freedom or right in America to be a conservative or a Christian?
(if so,..So much for open mindedness and tolerance)

@wake77
nothing to do with wakeboarding?
I was at Brostock and had chili for dinner,
At Brostock I saw some beer,
At Brostock I saw one thong,
I didn't run into Adam and Steve at Brostock but law of averages suggests they were probably represented somewhere out there.
I talked about wakeboard riding till I'm silly but not at Brostock,
so I think it had something to do with wakeboard riding but then again I might be wrong.
regards,
The Geeze

cheesydog 07-21-2010 7:37 PM

dennie u have to expect some flak bringing pro-guns, anti-gay messages, and ANTI-BEER vibes NOOOOOO!

While I dont agree with any of your viewpoints (minus the chili and wakeboarding) youre entitled to your opinions EXCEPT non-alcoholic beer!

Thats just wrong dude.

wakeboardgeezer 07-21-2010 9:22 PM

Mark,

In the final analysis, it's just a poem/song.

No problem with the flak,.. I've taken the real stuff from time to time while on active duty with the U.S. Navy, so a few folks hating because I love what is good and right doesn't bother me all that much.

It is just a little sad though how twisted our notions of morality have become and what was taken for granted by the founders of this country are now ideas considered by some to be awful somehow for some reason.

I don't expect everyone to like what I like nor do I necessarily like what other folks like.

Very telling the amount of tolerance people claim to have for all the liberal ideas our there that frankly make little to know sense at all to a right thinking man but one can't be
a Christian or a conservative without a target being placed on his or her back by the same people who expect and preach tolerance for secular humanistic anti-God ideas and beliefs that are contradictory to the morality and high ideals that created and founded such a great nation as America used to be.

It is a sign of the times and I understand it completely.

regards,
The Geeze

wake77 07-21-2010 11:35 PM

Dude, it's not just the talking points, it's the "poem/song" itself, it's retarded and a lame way to blatantly share your political views in something that is supposed to be about wakeboarding. If you would have posted this on Limbaugh.com or something like that, everyone on that type of forum would have posted how awesome you are. Even if you would have placed stuff in the poem about being pro-choice or supporting gay marriage, it still doesn't matter, it still would suck. Now if it would have talked about landing a new trick, hanging out with friends, and then maybe eating a bowl of chili afterwards, okay, you may have gotten a few, "that's great", but knowing most of the regs on here, you probably still would have gotten bashed.

Just remember what Dylan said, Times are ch-ch-changin.

I too am a former squid.

JackMC205 07-23-2010 10:04 AM

uhhhh do us a favor. keep that religious crap of this site.


thanks.

fly135 07-23-2010 11:26 AM

I like how the founders of our country always get dragged into these discussions. I could see it if it was a poem about having sex with your slaves.

nbigger 07-23-2010 11:40 AM

Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia... whats up Lil’ Kev.

txwakerider14 07-23-2010 11:47 AM

Wow you people on here are more judgmental than the religious types. How come no one cares when the Vandall talk about Religion in every single one of his interviews on this site, but this guy brings it up in a poem no where close to the depth that Randall goes into on religion and everyone bashes him? Do yall call out the Vandall, Gator or Jerry Nunn or Shaun Murray when they talk about Religion? Just wondering what makes this guy special for everyone to flame him? Do you have to be able to land countless mobes for it to be ok to talk about God on this website?

wake77 07-23-2010 12:41 PM

^Difference Brian, if Geezer was simply giving a shout out to God, I don't think that 99.4% of the people would have bashed him. When is the last interview you saw with the riders you mentioned talking about how homosexuality is wrong or how America is consumed with sin?

wakeboardgeezer 07-23-2010 1:13 PM

Iím a bad Mama Jama thatís a fact
Tricks I learned from Jack Billy, not ďBilly JackĒ

Iím a hillbilly, I like Chili
I like wakeboard riding till Iím silly

I love my sons and my daughters full of drama
I like hanging with the kids and their Moma

I love Non-Alcoholic OíDoulís
Talking to true Patriots not fools

I do some wishing, I like fishing
A five pound bass Iím a kissing

I like to hunt, Iím kinda blunt
I like to run on 4th down and not punt

I love America and being free
Iím a fan of the Sons of Liberty

Been were Angels fear to trod
I love Jesus, the Son of God

I like a man and a woman married strong
Not Adam and Steve with a thong

Debauchery and sin we see
Itís so bad in America it worries me

I miss the times when things were good
When a man stayed married cause he should

Iím a hillbilly, I like Chili
I like wakeboard riding till Iím silly

best regards,
The Geeze

Copy right 2009
by Dennie Sparkman

wakeboardgeezer 07-23-2010 3:51 PM

@Jeremy
I didn't think I was all that blunt about it in the poem but I will say it out loud now.
Homosexuality is wrong (but so is rape, murder, theft, false witness etc) and America is consumed with sin in many ways.
Those two facts are pretty much beyond dispute unless one does not believe the Bible and in that case then for that person, most anything goes as there no longer is any acceptable standard in which to base one's conduct accept on the ever changing and evolving whim of the culture who's standards change almost daily.

One can argue about it all they want and even be sincere about America "not" being obsessed with sexual immorality and sin
but according to the Bible one with that view would also be very sincerely wrong.

That however is probably not the real point. Everyone some day has to deal with their demons sooner or later.
It is what we do with these issues (and others) in our own lives and how that effects those around us that probably matters the most.
We can be in denial all we want to be, about the way we live, the things we say or don't say that maybe we should have said but the day always comes when we (me included) have to pay the piper one way or another.

For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.

regards,
The Geeze

JackMC205 07-23-2010 5:09 PM

uhhh did you just say something about homosexuality is wrong? and you compared it to rape and murder?

JackMC205 07-23-2010 5:11 PM

dennie you have no business posting this on wakeworld. take your narrow mindedness else where.

wakeboardgeezer 07-23-2010 5:56 PM

@ Jack
I take it your in the camp that doesn't believe what the bible says about such things.

wakeboardgeezer 07-23-2010 5:56 PM

I’m a bad Mama Jama that’s a fact
Tricks I learned from Jack Billy, not “Billy Jack”

I’m a hillbilly, I like Chili
I like wakeboard riding till I’m silly

I love my sons and my daughters full of drama
I like hanging with the kids and their Moma

I love Non-Alcoholic O’Doul’s
Talking to true Patriots not fools

I do some wishing, I like fishing
A five pound bass I’m a kissing

I like to hunt, I’m kinda blunt
I like to run on 4th down and not punt

I love America and being free
I’m a fan of the Sons of Liberty

Been were Angels fear to trod
I love Jesus, the Son of God

I like a man and a woman married strong
Not Adam and Steve with a thong

Debauchery and sin we see
It’s so bad in America it worries me

I miss the times when things were good
When a man stayed married cause he should

I’m a hillbilly, I like Chili
I like wakeboard riding till I’m silly

best regards,
The Geeze

Copy right 2009
by Dennie Sparkman

scbrips 07-24-2010 8:55 AM

I am a dumb ass
who posts bullsh*t on messageboards
I love Jesus Christ
He's my savior, my lord!

I gots my Bible in one hand
and a gun in the other
I'm a white motherf*cker
I aint down with the brothers!

I don't like gay people
I call them fagg*ts!
And I got a full house
So they call me Bob Saget!

I'm proud to be myopic
I rub down with Hawaiian Tropic
I'm a country boy who two steps
I don't pop lock and drop it!

I voted for Bush cause he's just as dumb as me
What you call bigotry I call living free!

God and country!
All the redneck bitches want me!
It's all about taking care of our own and making that money!



what up geeze?
so much time praying on your knees
while you're down there you best suck on these…!



I seriously wish I didn't have the time to write this sh*t. Got all the way to the lake and my friend's boat wouldn't start. ANYBODY GOT A RIDE IN THE SAN ANTONIO AREA TODAY???? I gots gas money and free blow jobs!

pnichols 07-24-2010 9:37 AM

^^^lMAO.....That was good. :D

brycejb328 07-24-2010 11:24 AM

best regards,

The Bryce

wakeboardgeezer 07-26-2010 2:51 PM

@SCBrips,

You are right about one thing, "I love Jesus Christ, he's my Savior my Lord"

Would you like to know Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?

This might be a good place to start.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n69pa3E0LbU

http://www.wakeboardchurch.com/


regards,
The Geeze

hockeysk8er222 07-26-2010 8:10 PM

Is it legitimately copyrighted?


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