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xistential 02-10-2010 5:25 AM

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. <BR> <BR>2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. <BR> <BR>3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. <BR> <BR>4. A dog's parents never visit. <BR> <BR>5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. <BR> <BR>6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day. <BR> <BR>7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. <BR> <BR>8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. <BR> <BR>9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?" <BR> <BR>10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. <BR> <BR>11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert. <BR> <BR> 12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. <BR>They just think it's interesting. <BR> <BR>13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck. <BR> <BR> <BR>And last, but not least: <BR> 14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff. <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR>--

dav51lin 02-10-2010 8:57 AM

i would say it is an obvious choice. <BR> <BR>(Message edited by dav51lin on February 10, 2010)

misteve 02-10-2010 11:22 AM

Haha, that is awesome!

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