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lovin_the_wake 01-25-2008 3:20 PM

Well I just thought it was funny how many Randall Harris threads there are so I thought I'd make just 1 more <img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/clipart/rofl.gif" border=0>

mendo247 01-25-2008 3:25 PM

Hahahahaha Yeah give the guy a break already! <BR> <BR>Know wonder he took a break from boarding lol. I mean there is actually a thread where dudes are looking at his tats and are seeing Boobs! Thats just scary.

lovin_the_wake 01-25-2008 3:30 PM

Yeah dude for real I've been keeping up with em just to figure out which guys are going to start stalking him <IMG SRC="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/clipart/happy.gif" ALT=":-)" BORDER=0>

hyperliteguy_04 01-25-2008 3:52 PM

And the girls that get pissed that guys are stalking him lol

lovin_the_wake 01-25-2008 3:59 PM

hee hee no $h|t <img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/clipart/lol.gif" border=0>

hyperliteguy_04 01-25-2008 4:00 PM

lol i thought it was funny....i love when people talk <font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font> the internet

jarrod 01-25-2008 4:02 PM

Chuck Norris is tough, but there's no way he can land in the flats like Randall. His knees are too old for that shiat.

hyperliteguy_04 01-25-2008 4:04 PM

lol i SWEAR i saw Norris in Hooters here in omaha nebraska the other day

lovin_the_wake 01-25-2008 4:08 PM

Well I'm pretty sure Chuck Norris can be in multiple places at the same time . . . . Chuck Norris doesn't sleep he waits

hyperliteguy_04 01-25-2008 4:11 PM

that is true, very true

01-25-2008 4:47 PM

Chuck Norris has a tat on his low back the looks like a$$ cleavage........<img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/clipart/uhoh.gif" border=0>

helix_rider 01-25-2008 5:33 PM

I didn't think Chuck could get tats...I heard that the ink couldn't penetrate his skin?

lovin_the_wake 01-25-2008 5:58 PM

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down

dlwsrider 01-25-2008 6:18 PM

Much like Chuck Norris, Randall Harris doesn't leave messages, he leaves warnings.

lovin_the_wake 01-25-2008 6:19 PM

<img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/clipart/rofl.gif" border=0> Chuck Norris jokes never get old

brody 01-25-2008 6:34 PM

Randall Norris doesn't dodge bullits, bullits dodge Randall Norris

dlwsrider 01-25-2008 6:38 PM

When Randall Harris gets in for a set, he doesn't get wet; <BR> <BR>The water gets Randall Harris

brody 01-25-2008 6:41 PM

Chuck Harris' tears cure cancer, to bad he has never cried.

socalwakepunk 01-25-2008 9:10 PM

When Randall Harris is done wakeboarding, he doesn't drop the handle, he pulls the boat to a stop.

travis_briscoe 01-25-2008 9:39 PM

In order for Randall Harris to shave, he has to round house kick himself in the face, cause only Randall Harris is hard enough to cut Randall Harris<IMG SRC="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/clipart/happy.gif" ALT=":-)" BORDER=0>

denverd1 01-25-2008 10:04 PM

Chuck Norris is pissed because he can't poke out his BS 3

malibuboarder75 01-25-2008 11:30 PM

You know what is funny, my old room mate has slept over at Chuck Norris' house. His dad knows Chuck's accountant and they invited his whole family over one weekend. My roommates little brother broke one of their 4 wheelers, and Chuck said 'dont worry about it'. Also, last weekend, they went over to his house because Chuck was having some banquet at his house and my roommate's dad was speaking at it.

wakeworld 01-25-2008 11:47 PM

If we're going to throw down Chuck sightings, I have to mention that I sat next to him and his wife/girlfriend at the Magic Castle in Hollywood back around 1991 or so. I feel special because I didn't get a roundhouse kick to the face!

kal_dude 01-26-2008 8:56 AM

actually i think chuck norris is randalls uncle! <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR>p.s. tackleberry, i laughed about the pulling the boat to a stop for about 10 min!

helix_rider 01-26-2008 9:07 AM

I've seen Chuck Norris wakeboard, and he always has glass cause the wake is afraid, so it flattens out just as he is ready to hit it.

waterdork88 01-26-2008 11:47 AM

Randall lost his virginity before his dad...and he CAN judge a book by its cover

goatroper222000 01-26-2008 3:38 PM

When the boogie man goes to bed every night, he checks his closet for chuck norris. <BR> <BR>Once upon a time, Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands. Now they are just called the Islands.

andy13 01-26-2008 3:45 PM

haha this thread made my day

pete_moss 01-26-2008 4:04 PM

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting because the act of "hunting" implies a possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. <BR> <BR>Definitely my fav.

lovin_the_wake 01-26-2008 4:50 PM

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

brody 01-26-2008 7:04 PM

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

lovin_the_wake 01-26-2008 7:14 PM

When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

hawk7 01-26-2008 8:41 PM

Randall Harris Counted To Infinity Twice! <BR> <BR>Randall Harris once ate an entire watermelon, including the seeds, then grew an entire watermelon patch in his stomach which fed eleven families for six weeks. <BR> <BR>In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Randall Harris, because randall killed that man. <BR> <BR>Randall Harris uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops <BR> <BR>Randall Harris can get Blackjack with just one card. <BR> <BR>When Randall Harris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap The Vandall. <BR> <BR>and my personal favorite; There is no Control button on Randall Harris' computer. Randall Harris is always in control.

lovin_the_wake 01-26-2008 8:44 PM

<img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/clipart/rofl.gif" border=0> I think I just pee'd a little <img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/clipart/rofl.gif" border=0>

hawk7 01-26-2008 8:49 PM

when god said "let there be light" chuck norris said "say please"

kawaik 01-26-2008 10:08 PM

chuck norris could eat a tree and some nails in the morning and poop a log cabin before sundown.

merrion13 01-27-2008 6:21 AM

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because the only element he recognizes is surprise <BR> <BR>There is no theory of evolution; just a list of creatures Chuck has allowed to live <BR> <BR>Leading hand sanitizers claim they kill 99.9% of bacteria. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever the f--- he wants

pearsonville 01-27-2008 8:44 AM

The Vandall doesn't sleep - he waits.

wakereviews 01-27-2008 9:42 AM

"Leading hand sanitizers claim they kill 99.9% of bacteria. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever the f--- he wants" <BR> <BR>Definitely my favorite!!!! <img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/clipart/lol.gif" border=0>

dlwsrider 01-27-2008 2:37 PM

Chuck Norris doesnt wear condoms, because there is no such thing as protection from chuck norris.

waterdork88 01-27-2008 7:45 PM

the Vandall can win a game of connect 4...in 3 moves <BR> <BR>the Vandall doesnt read books. he merely stares the book down until it surrenders the information

tinytdubb 01-27-2008 9:12 PM

Chuck Norris can solve a Rubiks with one move.... the death stare.

blabel 01-27-2008 10:05 PM

I'm sure everyone knows about this but I'll post it anyway just in case. <BR> <BR>One of the greatest sites ever: <BR> <BR><a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com" target="_blank">www.chucknorrisfacts.com</a>

jarrod 01-28-2008 8:34 AM

I think we need a "vandallfacts.com"

wakeworld 01-28-2008 8:45 AM

That's not a bad idea! <IMG SRC="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/clipart/happy.gif" ALT=":-)" BORDER=0> Maybe we should to a contest and come up with the top 10 Randall facts. I think Frew's fact about him stopping the boat would be a definite qualifier. What do you think?

lovin_the_wake 01-28-2008 10:02 AM

Yes do it <IMG SRC="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/clipart/happy.gif" ALT=":-)" BORDER=0>

eubanks01 01-28-2008 11:18 AM

Randall Harris is so intimidating that tattoo artists have a hard time spelling correctly in his presence. <BR> <BR>(Message edited by eubanks01 on January 28, 2008)

hawk7 01-28-2008 11:27 AM

Randall Harris rides so far out he hits wakes from the previous day.

stoked_32 01-28-2008 2:26 PM

Randall Harris rode doubles... by himself.

hawk7 01-28-2008 2:29 PM

haha<img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/clipart/rofl.gif" border=0>

goatroper222000 01-28-2008 2:34 PM

Not mine but heard on a previous thread like this... The vandal doesn't use ballast, he stares at the boat and it sinks in fear. The only reason all of Randal Harris's tricks are 75 ft into the flats is because the law of gravity doesn't apply to him. He tells gravity when and when not to pull him down.

stoked_32 01-28-2008 2:51 PM

When Randall Harris does an ollie, he isn't popping himself up, he's pushing the earth down.

wakeboardern1 01-28-2008 5:17 PM

The meteor strike in <u>Deep Impact</u> wasn't special effects. It was merely a video of Randall Harris landing a 360 w/ a tail grab. <BR> <BR> <BR>That was bad... Oh well...

upnorth 01-28-2008 8:05 PM

When the government found the weapons of mass destruction....... they found chuck norris and randall harris!

liquidmx 01-28-2008 8:20 PM

John, dont forget... Randall Harris drives chase boat, for himself.

waterdork88 01-28-2008 10:37 PM

when randall harris wakeboards, he doesnt get pulled by the boat. randall harris pulls the boat. <BR> <BR>randall harris doesnt grab, he also commands his board to come up into his hand.

jcas 02-05-2008 10:04 AM

When Randall Harris falls, he hurts the water . . . Lucky for the water, Randall Harris never falls.

socalwakepunk 02-05-2008 10:51 AM

Rusty Malinoski wears Randall Harris jammies to bed...

sinkoumn 02-05-2008 10:58 AM

^aha<img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/clipart/rofl.gif" border=0>

jarrod 02-05-2008 11:10 AM

Damn! Nice one.

sloshake 02-05-2008 11:47 AM

Randy Harris has never actually spun a trick. It is the Earth and everyone else that is spinning around him. <BR> <BR>Randy Harris's upcoming instructional dvd releases: Expulsion and Heavenly Education.

okcrashhighlight 02-05-2008 12:02 PM

Randall doesnt teabag the ladies, he potato sacks them.

dnp33 02-05-2008 12:10 PM

waaaaay too many people copying chuck norris jokes and changing them to randall harris jokes.

fabs128 02-05-2008 12:12 PM

Some people piss there name in the snow, Chuck Norris can piss his name in concrete.

okcrashhighlight 02-05-2008 12:14 PM

God didnt part the red sea, Randall did charging the wake.

rico80 02-05-2008 12:24 PM

Here's some originals I submitted to the contest. <BR> <BR>Randall Harris didn’t actually leave wakeboarding for 2 years, that’s just how long it took him to come down from a double up. <BR> <BR>Randall Harris didn’t actually leave wakeboarding, a Harris 720 caused the earth to rotate 2 full years without him.

nitro909 02-05-2008 12:24 PM

The only reason Randall Harris wears bindings is so his board doesnt run away from him.

waterdork88 02-05-2008 1:07 PM

asia never got hit by a tsunami. it was just randall harris throwing a big slash <BR> <BR>everyone uses the "no gravity code" in video games. randall harris is the only person that knows the "no gravity code" in real life

andy_nintzel 02-05-2008 2:15 PM

Here are the one I entered: <BR> <BR>When Randall Harris wakeboards, the boat is not pulling him, it'strying to get away. <BR> <BR>When Randall Harris is wakeboarding the boat doesn't have to drive a double up, he simply commands the water to create the rollers. <BR> <BR>Randall Harris didn't get tattoos he is growing armor. <BR> <BR>Randall Harris doesn't hit the wake on his wakeboard he scares the board into lifting him. <BR> <BR>Randall Harris uses spectra line as dental floss. <BR> <BR>Randall Harris doesn't ride for Gator boards, Gator boards rides for him. <BR> <BR>Randall Harris didn't take 777 days off from wakeboarding, he spent 777 days hunting and killing Chuck Norris. <BR> <BR>(I Stole this one I admit it) Gieko saved 15% by switching to Randall Harris <BR> <BR>Randall Harris was the first person to wakeboard on mars. <BR> <BR>Randall Harris is the only person who can wakeboard on frozen lakes. <BR> <BR>Randall Harris wears 2 knee braces not to protect his knees but to protect the knee braces. <BR> <BR>Randall Harris eats wakeboards for breakfast. <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR>(Message edited by andy nintzel on February 05, 2008)

martinique 02-05-2008 2:34 PM

Here is what I entered <BR> <BR>Randall Harris violated a temporary flight restriction set by the FAA for heightened security during the Super Bowl and was escorted by F16 Fighter Jet and a Blackhawk Helicopter to a near by airport. <BR> <BR> <BR>Randall Harris can only ride in the ocean because when he lands a trick in a lake all the water disappears <BR> <BR>When Randall Harris rides in Florida all the gators leave the water scared <BR> <BR>Randall Harris was the 1st to summit Mt. Everest on a wakeboard <BR> <BR>Randall Harris rides over Niagara Falls on wakeboard....leaves barrel at home

dkmode34 02-05-2008 2:35 PM

I entered <BR> <BR>My mom and dad were married until she saw his section in retrospect, now they are divorced and my mom has “The Vandall” tattooed on her ass. <BR> <BR> <BR>Screw Red Bull, Randall drinks Froggy’s tears before he rides. <BR> <BR>Tom has to send Randall a friend request

bhileman 02-05-2008 6:33 PM

Heres what I submitted <BR> <BR>Randall Harris once did a heelflip while riding on a wakeboard! <BR> <BR>Randall Harris did not take a break from wakeboarding, wakeboarding took a break from him! <BR> <BR>All of Randall Harris' tattoos are fake; a needle can not penetrate his skin! <BR> <BR>Randall Harris does not wave to the judges for extra points; the judges wave to Randall and he tells them how many points he receives! <BR> <BR>Randall Harris was the first wakeboarder to jump off a double up, join the mile high club mid-air, and land it flawlessly; all at the age of 10! <BR> <BR>One day Randall Harris' malibu broke down so he roped the two humpback whales in the delta, and completed his sets for the day.

wakenbreak 02-05-2008 10:19 PM

Randell Harris can Raley a Wakeskate. <BR> <BR>Randall Ahrris can shred anything...most noteably a telephone pole. <BR> <BR>Randall Harris was born with his tattoos, he did them himself...in the womb! <BR> <BR>The Double Up was origionally called the Randall Harris. Randall made them change it because peopel fall on Double Ups, and Randall Harris NEVER falls. <BR> <BR>those are few of mine

waterdork88 02-05-2008 11:59 PM

randall harris can wakeboard without a boat, a handle, water, or even a wakeboard <BR> <BR>randall harris can do a tantrum...stop...and proceed to throw a backroll on his way down <BR> <BR>randall harris can do a roundhouse punch <BR> <BR>randall harris can do tumbleturns without getting wet

wakeworld 02-06-2008 8:40 AM

Ok, as many of you have seen by now, the contest is official and Erik 'Gator' Lutgert himself has stepped up to offer Randall's board, bindings, a Deuce Pop wakeskate and a bunch of other shwag as prizes. We're only taking entries via the email address on that contest page at <a href="http://wakeworld.com/getarticle.asp?articleid=1505" target="_blank">http://wakeworld.com/getarticle.asp?articleid=1505</a>. I'm not going to be pulling any entries off of this thread, so if you think you have a contender, email it to us!

kawaik 02-07-2008 9:22 AM

randall harris is so revolutionary that his mother actually invented wakeboarding while he was in the womb. <BR> <BR>randall harris wakeboards naked and everybody still watches <BR> <BR>randall harris can ride circles around the boat <BR> <BR>randall harris has landed two 1080s at the same time <BR> <BR>the x games dropped wakeboarding because it was obvious that randall harris was going to be the gold medalist...of everything. <BR> <BR>danny harf bores randall harris <BR> <BR>randall harris doesn't ride flex-boards. he could flex titanium if he wanted to. <BR> <BR>bob ross died when he realized that randall harris could paint better than him while wakeboarding, and nobody falls asleep watching randall, nobody. <BR> <BR>randall harris could win the presidential election with only a repeated playback of his section in transgression for a campaign.

tinytdubb 02-07-2008 1:31 PM

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scbrips 02-07-2008 6:03 PM

Randall Harris invented the Remix.

wakemb 02-07-2008 6:25 PM

Randall Harris wears boardshorts over his wetsuit ... so it must be legit. <BR> <BR>Even Randall Harris could turn blind looking at another guy's manhood in a wetsuit. <BR> <BR>(Message edited by wakemb on February 07, 2008) <BR> <BR>(Message edited by wakemb on February 07, 2008)

siuski 02-08-2008 6:22 AM

google "find Chuck Norris" hit "I'm feelig lucky"

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