Gearhead Insults
 

I heard a couple really good ones today, just wanted to share...

Why do the English drink warm beer? Because Lucas builds their refrigerators!

MOPAR: Mostly Old People And Rednecks

and one of my old favs, KTM: Kick Til Monday

Post em up!

F'ed over rebuilt Dodge.

The Lucas one is new to me, perfect!

I have always loved Fix It Again Tony... FIAT

MOPAR is actually, Move Over Power Arriving Rapidly!

FORD is really For Off Road Driving

Aside from that...

Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips

My head bolts take more toque than your engine makes (good for rice burners)

For anyone that grew up around resevations...
FORD, Flipped Over Reservation Decoration

FORD, Found On Road Dead

GMC, Got a Mechanic Coming

PONTIAC, Poor Old "Word for Black Fella" Thinks Its A Cadillac

First On Race Day

FORD

Fix Or Repair Daily

Speaking as someone who is English- nope, we don't drink warm beer, and who the heck are Lucas!?