Very nice Chattwake. You sir have got some talent.
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Wow. Ha, ha, ha. Amazing.
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Episode V
THE DOUHE BAG STRIKES BACK It is a dark time for the douche Rebellion. Although the X80 has been destroyed, wakeworld troops have driven the douche forces from their hidden base and pursued them across the lake. Evading the dreaded wakeworld Starfleet, a group of freedom douche fighters led by Lon Douchewalker have established a new secret base on the remote ice world of H2. The evil lord Wakeworld, obsessed with finding young Douchewalker, has dispatched thousands of remote probes into the far reaches of Don pedro…. |
Haha Lon Douchewalker, that is great man
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Aww, how come we have to be the Empire?:p
That is great. All for Chattwake as the Duke of Wakeworld (Dave is already king!)? *raises hand* |
Is Episode V the one where douchewalker kisses his sister?
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Wow chat, what do you do for a living? I hope it has something to do with comedy.. If not your wasting some great talent..
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No no you got it wrong, douchwalker married his sister, thats the big one on the back of the boat.
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I'm really wondering about what really happened to this boat. I was out on memorial weekend and saw it almost sink and then saw it out on fourth of july weekend running on the water. Good for him he got his boat back and out on the water. I just don't understand how the boat can sink or take on water through the engine compartment (as he said) when this boat is rated by mastercraft as yacht rating with no capacity. This mean that you can have as many fat people unlimited amounts on the boat and it won't sink. So what really happened. I heard the plug was left out. I'm just curious. If he oh well, **** happens. We are just really wondering. Shouldn't have the bilge pump been pumping. FYI next time your boat is taking on water keep it moving, don't stop because it will just take on more water orbe like the other guy on memorial weekend who beached his boat right out of the water. He saved his engines.
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Lon Douchewalker... Priceless.
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Epic Fail
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Okay, I'm sure one of you has called/emailed and asked, has this boat ever sunk. What was the answer?
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Not the same boat. The one listed above has twin-screws....Lon's only has a single. Poor Lon..... only 1 screw.
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Damn.. Couldn't let this thread die tho!
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Did no one notice Lon is back and posted here? 7th post down... http://www.wakeworld.com/forum/showthread.php?t=782021
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stalker
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^it was a different LON.... the profiles were completely different. Just look at his join date. the X80 Lon joined right after the sinking.
this Lon you guys are quoting has already changed his name to sneakattack. |
if there's all those tower speakers i'd have to assume there is alot of bass in the cabin. stereo set up pics please?
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Oh good catch!
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yeah Ty it looks like we have an impostor on our hands
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Lol, this thread never gets old!
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[QUOTE=lifetimewarranty;1596224]As much as I agree with the populous here, I must chime in that the comments regarding the Hummer are just not thought out.
That car/truck/wagon, whatever the heck you want to call it, will tow 7000 lbs according to GM. The boat and trailer weigh in at around 5500 pounds according to Mastercraft. I would have to say that he is well within the limits of the vehicle QUOTE] boat is around 6500lbs and the trailer is approx 1000 to 1500. I'd say that baby Suburban is "underwater" trying to tow that boat. Brakes or Tranny will be dead in no time. |
Why are the pictures removed up top? Is it just my computer? I really want to see this super fly rich guys sinking X80. In need of a laugh this morning
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And just like that 2 years later it is alive!!!!!!!!!!!!
We need to bring RyanXstar alive too!!!!!! |
Have you guys seen Inception yet, it is a totally rad.
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Can you see this one?
http://www.wakeworld.com/forum/attac...1&d=1275504254 |
popcorn in hand, let the party start!
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Wakeworld, How did this odd post from 2 years ago come up? As far as I can tell the last post was from 6/14/10...
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please come back LON. . .
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bu coo... I think I saw someone request to see this thread a couple days ago...
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That guy Lon is bad ass he is a real ass ninja! He's the best tuber in northern Cali
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I think the general consensus among most WW'ers is that Lon is a fictional character
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I'd like to see him and lonvisible have a tube off
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Poor Ryan he will NEVER live that down, I am sure if/when he sees a WW sticker he panics!
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wow!!!
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Unbelievable... Nice find!!!
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lol the guy who gets all pissy because someone guessed the wrong price and then he calls it a x55 lol idiot
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If lon ever decides to come back around, someone PM me.
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Well at least we know what how his boat sank.....Lon just hit the wrong switch :) "pic from 06 X80"
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Hahaha. Nice! There should be a warning label on that switch!
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It must be winter - we all have too much time on our hands to be reading this thread. Is it Spring yet?
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Honey did you set the boat to "sink or float"???
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Oh man, good times.
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The "Yacht Certified" label is bestowed upon a vessel by the NMMA (National Marine Manufacturing Association) because it complies with all applicable ABYC (American Boat and Yacht Council) standards. This is an extensive list, but for vessels over 26' in length, but there are no standards related to capacity or stability, and I asked the NMMA to verify this. The USCG also has a lot regulations regarding passenger capacity, and stability, but recreational vessels over 26' in length are excluded from compliance. This criteria would explain why the X80 is Yacht certified
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It's the thread that refuses to die
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