Write the best caption and win free stuff!
 

Hey guys! Here is a shot I took the other night that scared the begeezes out of me! After my heart stopped pounding I realized it was quite the funny photo so figured it would be great to have some fun with it! I decided to turn it to you guys at WW and let you try to win some free stuff. Write your best caption and I'll send you out a pack of stickers. Only one caption per person, I'll give you some time to think of something as well so I will judge the best caption on Tuesday which means you have until Midnight Monday to write your caption.

Good luck!

Head over to http://ryantaylorvisual.tumblr.com/ to view the photo!

Oh $%*! is that Ryan Taylor?

HOLY S/@?T! NO ONE told me their were SHARKS in these waters! I HOPE they will chew on the rope or my wakeboard.

Ohhh...I hate splinters!!!

Ohhhh,...I hate stickers!!!

Ooooh **** knew I shouldn't have waxed this board!

Move or this is going to hurt both of us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DUDE, I'm gonna totally Jib your head!

That Snowboard video...

That kink rail was insane! Those are some harsh kinks.

Hey Ryan, that website is ill!! Nice work

girl sitting on the bike wouldsmash/10

"I will look so much more legit wearing my new gigantic knee brace!"

"I immeadeatly regret this decision!"

Not original, but fitting.... "Uh-Oh, THIS is gonna leave a mark!"

"so this is what prison is like"

"Light as a feather!!, light as a feather!!"

"I should have worn my helmet on my butt"

"I'm so sorry to that girl i a$$ f***ked and then made her ride her bike home--I'll feel your pain!!!"

"Float like a butterfly - Cause this is gonna sting like a bee!"

"WOW, I didn't know Chalupas were on the value menu again"

Nice moment in time caught on media.

"She played her cards right and got to see my 'oh face.'"

"Changed my mind, rail hurdles probably won't catch on"

Open mouth and insert &*!*.

Both holes open as big as saucers and hope the splinters are smaller than the look.

Things in this lens are closer than the *(!#$%&@* (Insert the word appear instead of the crash that likely occurred).

"I have a poop on deck that could choke a donkey"

" this OLAY-540 to butt-slide sounded like a good idea a minute ago..."

" ill just overhead pass this to a 360 and ride away like thats what i meant to do"

"watch this cocky $hit!"

FYI, Farting while nosepressing, not fun

"And then there were two... broken bones"

"Don't mess up in front of the camera, don't mess up in front of the cam-OOOOH dangit, I messed up in front of the camera."

"Boy, that escalated quickly..."

"This is going to sting a bit"

My dry cleaner is not going to like this....

"Fly like a bird, sting like a bumblebee!"

I wonder what the best way is to remove splinters out of your a$$?

"oh dude! Look! A heads up quarter!!!!!!"

This is where A-hole meets A-frame.

"yeah bro!"

Yeahhhhhhh Mark Wilson!!!! Killin it!

More speed, more speed...... TOO FAST, TOO FAST!

Sh*t.

"Oh no!! PLEASE let me hit the photog instead of this slider. I'm too young to know what "dropping the soap" in prison feels like"

*edit*
Sorry didn't read the rules, just went right to typing so I am going with my first reply as my submission, so this one is just for fun:

"I should have just added a grab to this ole 5 for more style and difficulty. Adding a slider was a HUGE mistake"
"I recently read that there was a contest for the most original "O" Face on Maxim.com and the winner gets a date with the hometown hottie of their choice. Miss Las Vegas here i come (no pun intended of course)."

"(Speaking to himself-before) This cannot be worse than a prostate exam. This cannot be worse than a prostate exam. This cannot be worse than a prostate exam. (Speaking to himself-after) I need to call my psychiatrist"

"I bet the other cameraman is glad he's in the shot instead of taking one"

Look I'm sorry for your loss, but it was his idea to get the shot from that angle!

"So... Hows your mom an dem?"

When you said "nail it!" did you mean the rail to my A$$?"

Camera Set Up = 3000$
Wakeboard Slider = 1000$
Wakeboard Equipment = 800$
The Reaction you get when you realize your about to hit the camera instead of the slider = Priceless

or

I guess this is what mom was preparing me for when she spanked my ass when I was young.
I guess this is what my parents were preparing me for when they hit my ass with that belt.

One of those serious pucker moments

POW! Right in the kisser!

Can someone please photoshop me onto the rail?

And the Winner is!

Newty with

"More speed, more speed...... TOO FAST, TOO FAST!"

There were a lot of good ones but I thought this one fit the best. haha! Send me an email to ryan@ryantaylorvisual.com with your address and I will send you out some stickers!

"Look at my new trick! Double buns to chesty!"