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-   -   Turn any pair of board shorts into crown jewels (http://www.wakeworld.com/forum/showthread.php?t=324977)

rake 05-09-2006 10:47 AM

Yeah the sun is coming out finally but the water still has a bite to it in the morning. Go surf sportswear has really nice quality 2mm neoprene shorts in 2 lengths to take the "chill" off the boys when you slip in. Boxer length work good if you wear a knee brace or knee length for the extra warmth. The nice thing about these is the lack of elastic in the leg &amp; waist opening (tie string waist) so no constriction on your thigh or "retention" when warming up the water. <BR> <BR>29.00 bucks shipped. Half the cost of a pair of crown jewels, just wear 'em under your favorite board shorts, add a heater top and you’re good to go. The corresponding waist size to short size and a few pics are below. I am in no way affiliated with the shop just found them to be a good deal &amp; quality product and thought I would pass it along. <BR> <BR><a href="http://www.gosurfsportswear.com/store/index.html" target="_blank">http://www.gosurfsportswear.com/store/index.html</a> <BR> <BR>X-Small works for waist sizes 20-22 <BR>Small works for waist sizes 24-26 <BR>Medium works for waist sizes 28-30 <BR>Large works for waist sizes 32-34 <BR>X-Large works for waist sizes 36-40 <BR> <BR><img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/messages/65919/324978.jpg" alt="Upload"> <BR><img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/messages/65919/324979.jpg" alt="Upload"> <BR> <BR> <BR>(Message edited by Rake on May 09, 2006)

stephan 05-09-2006 10:52 AM

You forgot to mention the fact that you will look like a gay wearing them.

innov8 05-09-2006 10:55 AM

HAHAHA You kill me Stephan.<img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/clipart/rofl.gif" border=0><img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/clipart/lol.gif" border=0>But you are correct.

jhgsupra 05-09-2006 11:37 AM

Big Heavy, <BR> <BR>thanks for the laugh, I needed it.<img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/clipart/lol.gif" border=0>

shawnyknoxville 05-09-2006 12:20 PM

I'd say if you wear these there won't be anything left of your jewels, you'll suffocate them, these shorts will strangle your party boys

nickdakoolkat 05-09-2006 12:48 PM

You say "wear these under your favorite shorts" this means $29.00 for those undershorts + $30 minimum for a nice pair of boardshorts= $60.00 total, the price of a pair of crown jewels. So really you save no money at all.

bbeach 05-09-2006 12:55 PM

nick - <BR>Although buying one pair of these would in fact turn all your boardshorts into a pair of crown jewels for $30...

buckettim 05-09-2006 3:58 PM

HEY LET JUST PROTECT THE CROWN JEWELS!!!! A VERY VALUABLE LESSON I LEARNED SUNDAY....

thane_dogg 05-09-2006 4:37 PM

Gordon - YOU'RE A FREAKIN' GENIUS!!<img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/clipart/triangle_down.gif" border=0>

05-09-2006 4:43 PM

Those are sexy. If I buy a dozen do I get a free rainbow sticker?

bill 05-09-2006 5:08 PM

i bought some crown jewel board shorts that were lweftovers from last year for 24.99 hmm thats savings and cool boardshorts to boot..<IMG SRC="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/clipart/happy.gif" ALT=":-)" BORDER=0> <BR> <BR>i got to admit i hate Ballslaps and wore bikshorts underneath before that <img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/clipart/blush.gif" border=0>

colorider 05-09-2006 8:47 PM

Those are rank! Anyone wearing those should be rediculed to the point of wanting to drown themselves

ak4life 05-12-2006 10:47 PM

Great idea AND a great price! No tax/shipping anywhere in the US. Brilliant. I just ordered a couple.. Thanks, Gordon!

xray_eye 05-13-2006 12:35 AM

can I get them with lime green or hot pink racing stripes down the side. Ha

anodyne 05-13-2006 12:45 AM

Matt, <BR> <BR>yes you can.


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