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-   -   Anyone ever hear of Balanitis? IT SUCKS (http://www.wakeworld.com/forum/showthread.php?t=233409)

mmobius2001 06-09-2005 8:52 AM

so the other night after many hrs of wakeboarding for a few days straight, im in the shower washing all my "parts" and notice this small (beware this is graphic) ring on the tip of my penis, of little sores. im thinking WTF? so everything feels ok to me, but then i put on my boxers to goto bed and everytime i walked the skin was real irritated and hurt like hell. so i looked it up in medical book and came across this condition. <BR> <BR>It is an irritation of the penis tip tissue/foreskin caused by contact w/ damp clothing, the irritation can flourish w/ urine contact. so basically saying walking around in my wet bathing suit for hrs at a time and pissing in the water before each run. <BR> <BR>so you guys should watch out, im trying to look up what ointment to use on it right now, says it can easily be treated.

jlm 06-09-2005 8:56 AM

T.M.I.

ripr 06-09-2005 9:01 AM

Sure it is. <BR> <BR> <BR>Use protection next time.

jarrod 06-09-2005 9:07 AM

haha...<img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/clipart/rofl.gif" border=0> <BR> <BR>Thanks for the heads up.

guido 06-09-2005 9:20 AM

sounds like the clap to me.

cool_arrow 06-09-2005 9:22 AM

try pcn

cool_arrow 06-09-2005 9:23 AM

works for most std's

mmobius2001 06-09-2005 10:01 AM

i hate being the test subject...........<img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/clipart/crazy.gif" border=0>

xtremrider 06-09-2005 10:07 AM

hey bud, i am sure moore people than you have had it, its probably similar to the rashes babys get. I am sure there are a few people greatful to find out its not only them who have this problem.

greenthumb 06-09-2005 10:36 AM

I heard 303 will clear that up in a jiffy. If that doesnt work, try some Pledge.

wakeguru 06-09-2005 10:48 AM

Quit pissing in the lake, please. <img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/clipart/happy.gif" border=0>

fox 06-09-2005 10:49 AM

Windex...

toolfan 06-09-2005 11:32 AM

Yup, double-headed sheep clap....

thane_dogg 06-09-2005 7:46 PM

today, the wakeboarding discussion takes one giant leap towards being more up close and personal.

buzz_grande 06-10-2005 6:29 AM

Sorry bro, can't let you use my wetsuit! <BR> <BR>Get well soon!

socalgrl79 06-10-2005 9:17 AM

Yikes! <BR><img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/clipart/uhoh.gif" border=0>

dreevs 06-10-2005 9:57 AM

put some 'tussin on it...

r_dub 06-10-2005 10:08 AM

Phil, if you have a girlfriend or wife, I hope they are buying that story. Because that might be a pretty "hard sell". Good luck! <BR> <BR>"I swear honey, It's from pee-ing in the lake"

mmobius2001 06-10-2005 11:15 AM

lol, this thread has gotten more responses than i thought. <BR> <BR>update: been a couple days and almost all the way healed up. i did board yesterday, was alittle uncomfortable, but hey im not missing a nice day, i live in michigan man.

fly135 06-10-2005 1:31 PM

Dip it in cider.

john30 06-10-2005 5:48 PM

Huh huh burn it off witta blo torch!!!

louise 06-10-2005 5:53 PM

Sounds like a form of ring worm to me... <BR> <BR>or is that ring around the....oh, never mind

06-10-2005 7:53 PM

Maybe it's just me, but that's not a part of the anatomy that I'd rely on a self-diagnosis for. You might find yourself rethinking your professional opinion if it turns black and falls off!

mmobius2001 06-13-2005 11:32 AM

Update: All gone, took about 3 days to clear up, was just getting irratated brushing up against the inside of wet swim suits. <BR> <BR>so if any of you start to experience it you wont have to tell anyone you can remember me and put some neosporian on it as much as possible and give it a couple days!@

06-13-2005 11:43 AM

Or, it's in remission. <img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/clipart/rofl.gif" border=0>

guido 06-13-2005 1:24 PM

LMAO

erik_c 06-13-2005 2:02 PM

Don't act like you don't piss in the lake goru we all do don't be ashamed.

260searay 06-13-2005 3:12 PM

what about icy hot?

todd_everton 06-14-2005 12:26 PM

Dip it in a cup of Dave's Insanity Sauce!It's some good hot sauce that will take off any hemorroid(sp?)

wakehound 06-15-2005 1:07 PM

<b>EpicRider</b> you are a sick, sick, puppy.<img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/clipart/lol.gif" border=0> <BR> <BR>(Message edited by wakehound on June 15, 2005)

wakeguru 06-16-2005 9:41 AM

Speak for yourself, Erik with a "K". Okay, maybe occasionally. <img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/clipart/proud.gif" border=0>

wakescene 06-16-2005 10:09 AM

I second the Windex...if that does not work, try binding slime or your preferred booty lube!


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