I am just wondering if anyone out there name their wakeboard boats? (actually put lettering on the back to name it) <BR> <BR>Is there a length requirement to realistically name your boat? (and not seem like a douche) <BR> <BR>If you have named your boat, What type of boat and what name did you used? <BR> <BR>I figure that maybe I can start up something a little fun since nobody has added to the BOAT BUN THREAD lately and it seems to have died and work is a little slow today.

The hardest part about naming your boat is telling your parents that your gay.<img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/clipart/biggrin.gif" border=0>

Let me get my popcorn.<img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/clipart/talker.gif" border=0> <BR> <BR>Stay tuned......

If you have to ask yourself "am I going to be a douche if I do this" then the safe answer is don't do it.

My boat was givin a name...MasterCraft <img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/clipart/proud.gif" border=0>

I figured that is what the responses would be, but I am sure there are people out there that named their Wake boat...gotta be... <BR> <BR>Though, I am not sure they would say anything on this thread given the responses so far...<img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/clipart/biggrin.gif" border=0>

Wow, pretty harsh guys! <IMG SRC="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/clipart/sad.gif" ALT=":-(" BORDER=0> <BR> <BR>Joe, you just don't see it much with wake boats, but there are a few out there. I've always kind of thought that was more of a yacht thing.

Ever seen one of these hanging from the back of a truck? <BR> <BR><img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/messages/3183/745674.jpg" alt="Upload"> <BR> <BR> <BR>I have that hanging from my rudder, with the lettering <b>"Stugots"</b> on the back of the boat. <BR> <BR>Ya it's pretty sweet. <BR> <BR>(Message edited by taft on November 05, 2009)

David, I do think of boats with names as being one of two types of boats. <BR> <BR>Yachts - So they can say welcome to 'xxxxxxxx' like it is a small city on the water or something. <BR> <BR>Fishing Boats - So the news reporter can just simply say 'xxxxxxx' sank off the Coast this morning. <BR> <BR>Have not seen it on many wake boats, but would think someone with an addictive personality would possibly name their boat "Liquid Addiction' or something, but it sounds like people think that if you name it something like that, it still translates to "Butt Pirate" <BR> <BR><img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/clipart/rofl.gif" border=0>

I would not care what others think either Hate...I think it is a good name especially for the antics that occur while on the boat! <BR> <BR>One of the girls that rides on my boat never wants to jump the wake or anything, but after about 2 or 3 adult beverages, she is tearing it up without a care in the world....so your boat name holds true in many cases!

people name boats over 26ft, so they can register them with the USCG instead of the state.

If its less than 25 or 30 ft, i say stick to the name the MFG gave it when they made it. <BR> <BR>THat being said, there are some guys with some cool sayings on their boats.....but really, how many times to you have to see "its 5 oclock somewhere" or "rum bucket" on the back of a boat? <BR>Did see a cigarette boat called "Moisture Missle" in tahoe, that was pretty sweet.....but it was a $300k 35' boat. <BR> <BR>I say pass. Call it whatever you want, just dont' put the name on the back.

You have black nuts? <BR>The lettering should say <BR>"blackballed" <img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/clipart/rofl.gif" border=0>

someone want to dig up the thread on this same topic a while back where the guy asked for help naming his boat? I would love to re-read that thread. I think "Sausagesetter" was the unanimous winner. <IMG SRC="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/clipart/happy.gif" ALT=":-)" BORDER=0>

I had a name on the back of my boat for one season, but I removed it after me neighbor's 6 year old daughter told him he wanted to go on the boat and asked what "WAKE SL^T" was. I actually loved it! I'll dig a photo up if I can find one!

Found a pic! <BR> <BR><img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/messages/3183/745677.jpg" alt="wakes">

BTW andrew nice looking boat in your profile.

<img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/messages/3183/745680.jpg" alt="Upload"> <BR> <BR>Well I posted this earlier but my verbiage must have been a little to harsh. Lets try this, I don't give a CARE what anyone else thinks.

<img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/messages/3183/745683.jpg" alt="Upload">

Whatever makes your boat YOURS. <BR> <BR><img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/messages/3183/745686.jpg" alt="Upload">

Hate - We named ours the same thing, yours is the only other one I've seen with that name. <BR> <BR>Everybody else can hate away on us, but everybody that's been on our boat loves it

I like mine,<img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/messages/3183/745709.jpg" alt="Upload"> It was actually in the december issue of Wakeboarding mag.

Fish Nautique! <BR><img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/messages/3183/745715.jpg" alt="Upload"> <BR>Actually we call it the Golden Calf...

Our boat came with a name. Not sure who named it though, but I think it looks good. <BR> <BR>Our other boat (smaller fishing boat) my Nana named before she died so that one is 'Adventure' for the rest of it's life.

I've been thinking of copying this classy Delta local... <BR> <BR><img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/messages/3183/745787.jpg" alt="Upload">

Sun Diego!!! It's Germanic ya know?

My boat had a name on it when I bought it "Huge Crank" I removed that after about 5 minutes from purchase.

i wont do it when i get mine but "Wet Dreams" would be a good one.

wakeohlic is a good one for my because i think i am both of them :p

How about "Jumpin Jack Flash"

I can think of a name I would like to give a lot of boats that I see. <BR> <BR>"No Experience Necessary"

I saw a big cabin cruiser named "Off-Shore Drilling" with a little cartoon character running a jack hammer.... I liked that one, but you need to have a "stabbin' cabin" to pull that off!

There is a guy around here that is a Pharmacist and his house boat is called "Drug Money".

I saw a lawyer's boat on Conroe called "Crime Pays."

My cousin's friend has an old wood boat named "Morning Wood" ...

A good contractor

This is a good contractor<img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/messages/3183/745878.jpg" alt="Upload">

I asked a guy about his boat name "Plan B". He said "Plan A" was to buy a wedding ring.

My brother named this one the "White Knuckle" <BR> <BR>then it got stolen before he ever took it out.... <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR><img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/messages/3183/745896.jpg" alt="Upload">

Never Again II

"Never Again II" <BR> <BR>I love it! That's one that some people might have to think about a little bit...

My boat is called "My Favorite Child". There are no stickers for this - but it is embroidered on the speaker sox. <BR> <BR>My oldest daughter actually suggested the name. <BR> <BR>It gets a lot of chuckles and strange looks.

My boat (86 sn 2001) doesnt have the name on it, but everyone calls her Maggie May because she's my older woman and we all would be thinking about riding when it was late september and we should be back in school (referencing the Rod Stuart song)

Wayne Huizenga's daughter who runs the company Waste Management has a boat named "Business Stinks" I thought the rule was you named boats that have a port of call.

"SUCK MY WAKE"- <BR>Go with that.

**Edited line from 40-Year old virgin** <BR> <BR>"You know how I know your gay?" <BR> <BR>--"You named your wakeboat"

Jeremy, you summed it up...this one was funny. I have seen that Rivers End boat..WV...funny

<img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/messages/3183/753867.jpg" alt="Upload"> <BR> <BR>Just thought it was funny. <BR> <BR>Happy F'n New Year!

Bill I like it.

Parks says A name is almost as important as registration decals he said it should be mandatory to name your boat lol

How did't anyone notice in the Sausagesetter that David Hasselhoff is on duty! HAHA

cause we've seen the picture before in the other "Name my boat thread" ,Check that one for a laugh <img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/clipart/rofl.gif" border=0>

i really wish this wasnt my first post but, my old 88 bayliner was the dirty sanchez everyone either loved it or hated me for it. oh well

whoops,<img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/clipart/lol.gif" border=0>

Dont do it..just walk away..

Seriously.... Don't Do it.

Sausagesetter never gets old.

FRED <BR> <BR>F'n Rediculous Economic Disaster <BR> <BR><img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/clipart/wink.gif" border=0>

Wife wanted to name our boat "The Yellow Bus" <BR> <BR>I said, "NO F@#&amp;EN WAY"

i think shane bonifay named his boat the panty dropper or something like that when he had it wrapped

"wet dreams"

We had two ideas. "Joint Custody" or "Liquid Diet" <BR>The boat is shared between me and a friend. <BR> <BR><img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/messages/3183/767709.jpg" alt="Upload">