norcal_99 |
07-23-2004 4:28 AM |
An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more for old times sake. <BR> <BR>He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. <BR> <BR>He's soon going at it, as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, "How am I doing?" <BR> <BR>The prostitute replies, "Well old sailor, you're doing about three knots." <BR> <BR>"Three knots?" he asks, "What's that supposed to mean?" <BR> <BR>She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back." <BR>
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