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markj 01-05-2018 7:08 PM

Oh man... You are goin down so hard next season! LOL!

I just remembered... They tried to steal the 12's thing from Texas A&M until Texas A&M B-slapped them in court, made them pay up and publicly admit they stole it. The hawks still pay annually to this day for being unoriginal. Look it up.

Today's NFL considers one win out of two SB appearances a dynasty? LOL!!!!! Which alternate universe made that one up? Does every team get a trophy in your new "today's NFL" world too? Don't EVER include the hawks in the same sentence as the pats when mentioning the word dynasty. That is like a textbook example of a wannabe poser!

I think hawks fans are still butt hurt that the "lowly" Niners easily beat the Jags when the hawks bent over for them. I just LOVE karma. Face it. Your 15 minutes are up. Back to anonymity with you, whose state flower had to be moss because no real flowers will bloom in darkness. Mwahaha!

83Starsnstripes 01-06-2018 1:13 PM

GET THE NET BOYS!! WE GOT A REAL FIGHTER HERE!!

LOL Mark, I love it when you take the bait. Hook, line, and sinker.

cwb4me 01-06-2018 4:00 PM

Playoff picks Chiefs, Rams, Jaguars and Saints

83Starsnstripes 01-07-2018 8:37 AM

Robert
Stick to the regular season. 0-2 so far.

Good to see LA is who I thought they were. Paper tigers that folded in the playoffs. Falcons are looking good to make a run back to the SB.

Go BILLS!!!

markj 01-07-2018 1:24 PM

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Originally Posted by 83Starsnstripes (Post 1973063)
Robert
Stick to the regular season. 0-2 so far.

Good to see LA is who I thought they were. Paper tigers that folded in the playoffs. Falcons are looking good to make a run back to the SB.

Go BILLS!!!

That must be rough knowing your team completely imploded at home against those paper tigers just a few weeks ago. Lol

cwb4me 01-07-2018 1:52 PM

Jaguars /Bills was an exciting game. Peterman was almost the savior,

cwb4me 01-07-2018 5:38 PM

Looks like Darren prematurely shot his mouth off again. I won the picks again this week. Lol Darren, you will never learn.

onlyinboards 01-08-2018 7:18 AM

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When the Chiefs were up in the 1st quarter i kept telling everyone that it's not over and that i knew we would give up the lead. 1-11 in the last 12 playoff games. It's just brutal to be a Chef's fan.

83Starsnstripes 01-08-2018 11:35 AM

^^Sorry Ian. That's 7 home playoff losses in a row. That is brutal.

83Starsnstripes 01-08-2018 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by cwb4me (Post 1973072)
Looks like Darren prematurely shot his mouth off again. I won the picks again this week. Lol Darren, you will never learn.

What am I supposed to have learned exactly?

83Starsnstripes 01-08-2018 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by markj (Post 1973067)
That must be rough knowing your team completely imploded at home against those paper tigers just a few weeks ago. Lol

6-10 Mark.

cwb4me 01-08-2018 7:34 PM

Divisional round picks
Patriots
Steelers
Vikings
Falcons

83Starsnstripes 01-09-2018 10:09 AM

Picks for the weekend:
Falcons (also my SB pick now)
Saints
Steelers
Pats

Although, I'd love to see the Pats lose this week and NE fall apart after the "big" story that came out last week. Does ESPN have it out for the Pats or what?

onlyinboards 01-09-2018 10:38 AM

anyone but the Steelers or Pats please!!!

markj 01-09-2018 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by 83Starsnstripes (Post 1973119)
6-10 Mark.

Uh... no... try 42-7.

83Starsnstripes 01-10-2018 9:36 AM

^^LOL. Hawks beat the Rams in LA. What is your point exactly? Last time I check the Rams and Hawks won the same amount of playoff games this season too.

markj 01-10-2018 11:56 AM

My point is you called the Rams paper tigers only like 3 weeks after they mopped the floor up with your team.

cwb4me 01-12-2018 6:09 AM

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Originally Posted by 83Starsnstripes (Post 1973271)
^^LOL. Hawks beat the Rams in LA. What is your point exactly? Last time I check the Rams and Hawks won the same amount of playoff games this season too.

Last time I checked the Cleveland Browns won as many playoff games this year as the Seahawks.:eek: Actually the Cleveland Browns have won as many Superbowl games in the last 3 years as the Seahawks.:p

83Starsnstripes 01-12-2018 9:07 AM

I just realized that Romo and Garoppolo both went to Eastern Illinois. LOL. Enjoy Santa Clara.

83Starsnstripes 01-12-2018 9:09 AM

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Originally Posted by cwb4me (Post 1973369)
Last time I checked the Cleveland Browns won as many playoff games this year as the Seahawks.:eek: Actually the Cleveland Browns have won as many Superbowl games in the last 3 years as the Seahawks.:p

Robert I applaud your vigor to this thread even after the Hawks ended the Cowgirls season in Dallas. You must smoke a lot of weed considering your short term memory.

markj 01-13-2018 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by 83Starsnstripes (Post 1973379)
Robert I applaud your vigor to this thread even after the Hawks ended the Cowgirls season in Dallas. You must smoke a lot of weed considering your short term memory.

...says the guy who made the paper tiger comment... shameless...just shameless I tell ya...:p

cwb4me 01-14-2018 4:04 PM

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Originally Posted by 83Starsnstripes (Post 1973204)
Picks for the weekend:
Falcons (also my SB pick now)
Saints
Steelers
Pats

Although, I'd love to see the Pats lose this week and NE fall apart after the "big" story that came out last week. Does ESPN have it out for the Pats or what?

Mark he also picked the Falcons to win the Superbowl.:eek:

markj 01-14-2018 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by cwb4me (Post 1973453)
Mark he also picked the Falcons to win the Superbowl.:eek:

Yikes! Hawks fans..........

cwb4me 01-15-2018 7:25 AM

At least he stayed with a bird. Lol Darren also picked the Saints. Do you see a common theme? They also Blewdat game to the Vikings on a Hail Mary play. Lol Darren your luck has run out. We sentence you to the Pit of Misery. Dilly , Dilly!

cwb4me 01-15-2018 7:27 AM

Picks for the Championship round
Jaguars
Vikings

83Starsnstripes 01-15-2018 10:40 AM

Well, looks like my picks were as bad as the Cowboys and 49ers this season.

Other than the two recent NFC Championship games in Seattle that Vikings/Saints game is the best final 5-6 minutes I've seen in the playoffs ever. It had everything. Lead changes, huge plays, and a walk off TD catch. Love it!

Are we on the verge of the worst QB pairing in Superbowl history? Assuming the Pats lose next weekend. Maybe since Ravens/Giants? Dilfer vs. Collins

cwb4me 01-15-2018 7:07 PM

Interesting facts. Both Nick Foles and Case Keenum escaped Jeff Fisher to experience playoff success. Also Blake Bortles has fewer playoff losses than Tom Brady.

83Starsnstripes 01-16-2018 9:53 AM

Robert,
are you excited about the Dallas Cowboys making both the NFC and AFC championships this year?! A total of 16 former coaches and players are in those games! Aikman and Romo are on the call too!
http://www.dallascowboys.com/2017writersblog

LOL. This is why I love the Cowboys. Even when they lose they think they win.

cwb4me 01-16-2018 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by 83Starsnstripes (Post 1973505)
Robert,
are you excited about the Dallas Cowboys making both the NFC and AFC championships this year?! A total of 16 former coaches and players are in those games! Aikman and Romo are on the call too!
http://www.dallascowboys.com/2017writersblog

LOL. This is why I love the Cowboys. Even when they lose they think they win.

Darren admitting you love the Cowboys is the first step. Posting articles from the Cowboys Web page only proves beyond a shadow of a doubt you're a dedicated fan. Welcome to the DCB4LIFE team. Good news is you already have your Romo jersey.;)

83Starsnstripes 01-16-2018 11:32 AM

^^Oh there is no doubt I love the Cowboys. I know that it's an easy win in the Hawks schedule and I won't ever have to worry about them in the playoffs.

cwb4me 01-16-2018 8:37 PM

Darren Dallas leads the all time match up 10-8. Then if you make it the last 10 games it's 5-5 . So what have you been smoking?

83Starsnstripes 01-17-2018 10:40 AM

^^Again Robert, you are only looking at regular season games but how about games that actually matter? Playoffs 1-0. Elimination games for the post season 1-0.

The Dallas Cowboys the undisputed champions of meaningless football games!!! I wonder when Dak will get his Preseason MVP trophy? Although it will take him a long time to match Romo's Preseason records.

cwb4me 01-17-2018 3:18 PM

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Originally Posted by 83Starsnstripes (Post 1973547)
^^Again Robert, you are only looking at regular season games but how about games that actually matter? Playoffs 1-0. Elimination games for the post season 1-0.

The Dallas Cowboys the undisputed champions of meaningless football games!!! I wonder when Dak will get his Preseason MVP trophy? Although it will take him a long time to match Romo's Preseason records.

Really Darren? You didn't get ultra selective to prove your point did you? Of course you did and you fell right into my trap:eek: as usual.:banghead: Let's use your criteria. Games that mean something ie Superbowls. Not the easy who has the most? I'll just use your criteria who has the best percentage? Dallas 5 of 8 for a 60% success rate. Seattle 1 of 3 for 33% success rate. If you want me to compare playoff success I can embarrass you further.:p

83Starsnstripes 01-17-2018 6:06 PM

Cowboys are 2-8 in the post season in the last 20 years. Only the Bengals, Lions, Chiefs (sorry Ian), Bills, & Browns have fewer post season wins in the past 20 years.
Yikes...

I'm sorry Robert, what were you saying about playoff success?

You might have to knock the dust off those old stats you are about to start typing.

markj 01-17-2018 9:53 PM

I love this Bantor. Like watching some jr high girls have a slap fight. Lol

onlyinboards 01-18-2018 6:30 AM

Twisting the knife after another horrible playoff loss, thanks Darren!

cwb4me 01-18-2018 7:08 AM

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Originally Posted by onlyinboards (Post 1973587)
Twisting the knife after another horrible playoff loss, thanks Darren!

At least we can admit our teams haven't been as successful as of late. Darren can't admit Seattle is going down the toilet with a power flush. I know from all his research on the Cowboys website he's seen the video of Earl Thomas pleading Jason Garrett to trade him to the Cowboys. He's bound to be tired of playing for a city of fruitcakes.;)

83Starsnstripes 01-18-2018 3:47 PM

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Originally Posted by markj (Post 1973577)
I love this Bantor. Like watching some jr high girls have a slap fight. Lol

Haha! Maybe we need to change the name of this thread to NFL Slap Fight?

83Starsnstripes 01-18-2018 3:48 PM

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Originally Posted by cwb4me (Post 1973589)
At least we can admit our teams haven't been as successful as of late. Darren can't admit Seattle is going down the toilet with a power flush. I know from all his research on the Cowboys website he's seen the video of Earl Thomas pleading Jason Garrett to trade him to the Cowboys. He's bound to be tired of playing for a city of fruitcakes.;)

There you go again, back to name calling.

onlyinboards 01-18-2018 4:05 PM

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Originally Posted by cwb4me (Post 1973589)
At least we can admit our teams haven't been as successful as of late. Darren can't admit Seattle is going down the toilet with a power flush. I know from all his research on the Cowboys website he's seen the video of Earl Thomas pleading Jason Garrett to trade him to the Cowboys. He's bound to be tired of playing for a city of fruitcakes.;)


As of late? My Chiefs haven't won a Super Bowl since 1970.
http://www.kansascity.com/sports/spt...192969549.html

"The Lions, Jets and, yes, Browns are the only clubs to go longer without playing in a Super Bowl. Those three are known nationally as losers in a way the Chiefs have somehow avoided.

The Chiefs have won just one playoff game in 24 years, and that was against Brian Hoyer. They have won two playoff games in 46 years at Arrowhead Stadium, the same number as the Colts.

The Chiefs were the winningest team of the 1990s, and only made it as far as the AFC Championship Game once. Since 1990, no team has lost more playoff games while winning fewer."

meathead65 01-18-2018 9:51 PM

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Originally Posted by markj (Post 1973577)
I love this Bantor. Like watching some jr high girls have a slap fight. Lol

yeah, we’re waiting for you to finish snap chatting your bff so you can join in.

83Starsnstripes 01-19-2018 8:10 AM

Pats & Eagles in the SB. I hope I'm wrong.

NFL needs viewers and Boston vs Philly is a better draw than Jacksonville vs MN. It's all rigged;)

cwb4me 01-20-2018 5:20 AM

Let's hope Brady can HANDle the situation. The Patriot's should be in good HAND with Brady. Eagles will probably choke at home.

83Starsnstripes 01-20-2018 9:15 AM

Brady’s hand is fake news. Pats are making excuses early if they lose and if they win Brady did it with only one hand. Another story by the evil genius Belichick.

83Starsnstripes 01-22-2018 9:38 AM

And there it is. Pats/Eagles.

Home field advantage wins out again. I can't imagine having home field advantage throughout the playoffs and choking it away. That would be brutal. Trying to remember if there was a team that did that recently? Hmmmmm.

Also, Brady is obviously the greatest NFL player of all time but is he the greatest pro athlete of all time? He will have 6 rings soon, playing the hardest position in pro sports (IMO), and dominating the league for 15-20 years. As much as I can't stand it.

cwb4me 01-23-2018 7:59 AM

Patriots 1 penalty on special teams. Jaguars 8 penalties for 98 yards. To be fair let's compare the other game PHI 4 penalties for 56 yards Min 2 penalties for 19 yards. Not implying anything just noticing discrepancies.

ord27 01-24-2018 9:36 AM

wow....just wow.
I bet ratings are low

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sport...ad/1056383001/

markj 01-24-2018 9:40 AM

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Ha!

markj 01-31-2018 8:31 AM

Alex Smith going to Washington??? Wow! Where does Cousins go now? I remember reading about the possibility of Cousins going to SF in 2018, but that was before Garoppolo.

cwb4me 02-01-2018 6:56 AM

Teams that are perusing his talents are Cleveland, New York Jets,Buffalo Bills,Denver Broncos and Arizona Cardinals.

onlyinboards 02-01-2018 9:15 AM

Loving that trade and i think the Chiefs won big. Move into our 1st rounder in Mahommes and get a top tier defender in the process and save 17 million.

cwb4me 02-02-2018 6:04 AM

I will pick the Eagles to win the Superbowl. Not because they're the better team. It's because I have a feeling Brady will get hurt in this game and trading Garapolo to the 49ers will come back to bite them. Nick Foles will be the MVP. Roger Goodell will be in his booth smiling the whole time.

ord27 02-05-2018 8:33 AM

It was great to see the Patriots lose. The only way this would have been better, is if Mother Nature would have swooped in and put a stop to the entire game.

I didn't want either team to win

but please, please, please

CAN WE GET BETTER ANNOUNCERS NEXT TIME !!!!

markj 02-05-2018 8:59 AM

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Originally Posted by cwb4me (Post 1974365)
I will pick the Eagles to win the Superbowl. Not because they're the better team. It's because I have a feeling Brady will get hurt in this game and trading Garapolo to the 49ers will come back to bite them. Nick Foles will be the MVP. Roger Goodell will be in his booth smiling the whole time.

Robert, the prognosticator... not bad. Eagles won and Foles as the MVP.

markj 02-05-2018 9:00 AM

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Originally Posted by ord27 (Post 1974512)
It was great to see the Patriots lose. The only way this would have been better, is if Mother Nature would have swooped in and put a stop to the entire game.

I didn't want either team to win

but please, please, please

CAN WE GET BETTER ANNOUNCERS NEXT TIME !!!!

What??? What’s wrong with Al Michaels?

onlyinboards 02-05-2018 10:31 AM

https://deadspin.com/things-philadel...did-1822724326

cwb4me 02-05-2018 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by markj (Post 1974513)
Robert, the prognosticator... not bad. Eagles won and Foles as the MVP.

Remember I predicted the Hawks demise. Darren gets to see it slowly happen one painful failure after another. Next year mediocrity will reveal itself to him. Good thing he's already got his Romo jersey. That's a good start to switching to a "really" successful franchise.;)

ord27 02-05-2018 2:10 PM

Al Michaels? He's boring. Collingsworth was apparently on the Patriots' payroll

B
"Biggest" NFL game should have the best announcers....these guys aren't it

markj 02-05-2018 2:25 PM

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Originally Posted by cwb4me (Post 1974524)
Remember I predicted the Hawks demise. Darren gets to see it slowly happen one painful failure after another. Next year mediocrity will reveal itself to him. Good thing he's already got his Romo jersey. That's a good start to switching to a "really" successful franchise.;)

LOL I predicted the Hawks demise as well. I think Hawks fans are slow learners though.

markj 02-05-2018 2:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ord27 (Post 1974531)
Al Michaels? He's boring. Collingsworth was apparently on the Patriots' payroll

B
"Biggest" NFL game should have the best announcers....these guys aren't it

Ha! I've always assumed everyone thinks AM is the top dog. Different strokes...

83Starsnstripes 02-08-2018 5:18 PM

What a SB!?! Great game. Good to see Brady lose to a back up QB. LOL.
BTW, can anyone tell me what Brady's quintessential highlight is? Montana has "The Catch" to Clark, Elway has "The Dive" into the endzone, etc. I can't really think of what Brady's would be? Every SB he's won the biggest play doesn't involve him. I know he's the GOAT but shouldn't he have a highlight to remember?

As for you Hawk haters, keep talking mess. And Robert, LOL "successful franchise"?!?! Do we really need to go over the past 20 years? Or maybe you are just talking about jersey sales? If so, the Cowboys are great at that;)

markj 02-09-2018 11:01 AM

Hey, I just know that the hawks' SB trophy case echos.

markj 02-09-2018 11:21 AM

Pretty sweet deal Jimmy G got. Happy to relax a little now that that’s settled.

83Starsnstripes 02-12-2018 10:56 AM

^^LOL. That deal is perfect for the Hawks. 49ers won't have any money left to pay anyone. Nice move Rookie GM Lynch.

Should have franchise tagged him at least one year to prove himself.

BTW looks like the 49ers are still employing class acts: http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/2...bail-set-75000

What a dumpster fire of a franchise.

markj 02-13-2018 7:46 AM

^^^I like the last paragraph in the article. As for the hawks, they can use all the help they can get on their slide back to anonymity where they’ve always belonged.

Cabledog 03-11-2018 8:20 AM

Mark, are you happy your favorite player is now a 9er?

83Starsnstripes 03-11-2018 4:21 PM

LOL!!! Hey Mark how about that new loud mouth corner Santa Clara just picked up off the street?!?! I can't wait to hear how you'll spin this.

markj 05-03-2018 9:50 PM

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Originally Posted by 83Starsnstripes (Post 1976557)
LOL!!! Hey Mark how about that new loud mouth corner Santa Clara just picked up off the street?!?! I can't wait to hear how you'll spin this.

I knew this would be waiting for me after a much needed WW vacation. I gotta say it's a good thing I was sitting on the can when I read that news. Otherwise, I would have sharted in my pants.:eek: Ugh. I was completely stunned for weeks. I would have bet a significant amount of money that he would never be a Niner. I'm sure seeing your star player on the Niners will be pretty bad for you guys too.

I'll be looking for new coping mechanisms as the season starts.

cwb4me 06-03-2018 10:30 AM

Do the Seahawks still have enough players to make a team?

seattle 06-13-2018 7:09 AM

Ha!




Haven't been here in ages. Good to see everyone still goin at it.

Go Hawks!

83Starsnstripes 07-20-2018 3:29 PM

Jimmy G is really fitting in nicely as a 49er. Dating a washed up adult actress. LOL. Stay classy SF. Some things never change.

markj 07-22-2018 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by 83Starsnstripes (Post 1979140)
Jimmy G is really fitting in nicely as a 49er. Dating a washed up adult actress. LOL. Stay classy SF. Some things never change.

What the??? Ew! First I gotta look at our new big mouth corner and now this? I don't get it.

83Starsnstripes 07-23-2018 2:57 PM

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Originally Posted by markj (Post 1979176)
What the??? Ew! First I gotta look at our new big mouth corner and now this? I don't get it.

Mark, it's like you are surprised?!?! This is typical 49er behavior. You should be used to this by now.

83Starsnstripes 07-30-2018 10:39 AM

Enjoy Whiner Nation:
https://www.12up.com/posts/6130280-v...-at-49ers-camp

ord27 07-31-2018 3:52 PM

Jerra Jones did what the league should have done

Dak Prescott said what tons have fans have been thinking

Some players and now the league have criticized these 2 guys. It shows just how out of touch they are, with most fans (or a ton of fans anyway)

Makes me PROUD to be a Dallas Cowboys fan

markj 07-31-2018 9:41 PM

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Originally Posted by 83Starsnstripes (Post 1979429)

I said Sherman was garbage last year when he was still a Shehawk. I'm pretty sure he's really just a coach now. Not a player. Oh and... Enjoy both of your losses to the Niners this year... Mwahaha! Your "12" minutes of fame are history. LOL BAHAH!!!

markj 07-31-2018 9:43 PM

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Originally Posted by ord27 (Post 1979462)
Jerra Jones did what the league should have done

Dak Prescott said what tons have fans have been thinking

Some players and now the league have criticized these 2 guys. It shows just how out of touch they are, with most fans (or a ton of fans anyway)

Makes me PROUD to be a Dallas Cowboys fan

Agreed and I dislike the Cowboys even less now.:cool:

bass10after 08-03-2018 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by 83Starsnstripes (Post 1974942)
^^LOL. That deal is perfect for the Hawks. 49ers won't have any money left to pay anyone. Nice move Rookie GM Lynch.

Should have franchise tagged him at least one year to prove himself.

BTW looks like the 49ers are still employing class acts: http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/2...bail-set-75000

What a dumpster fire of a franchise.

you must not wardge too much football if you think 9ers are short on money. 3rd to the #walkaway movement Dak is the 2nd best thing going right now with trump being #1 and #4 being jimmy g and 5 having football back. make sense?

83Starsnstripes 08-04-2018 3:02 PM

^^Whiners put way to much money into a QB that has never played a full season and dates washed up adult actresses.

83Starsnstripes 08-04-2018 3:03 PM

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Originally Posted by markj (Post 1979467)
I said Sherman was garbage last year when he was still a Shehawk. I'm pretty sure he's really just a coach now. Not a player. Oh and... Enjoy both of your losses to the Niners this year... Mwahaha! Your "12" minutes of fame are history. LOL BAHAH!!!

Wanna bet? Put your money where that big mouth is, bud. DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT THE BEST!!


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