Fantasy Football trophy help
 

so I need a little help with the wording that is going to go on the now annual trophy for my league.
this is a first place trophy, that is going to be handed out year to year. it includes a list of all past winners on it.
I am having some difficulty on what to engrave for the header of the trophy though.
the name of the trophy is "Bower of Bliss". (we have an elk vagina glued to the trophy)
the league name is "The League of Extraordinary Dickwads".

any ideas would be much appreciated.

timeout.....

Gift from an old family friend who hunted elk in alaska every year. Cant even begin to explain how much of a character this guy is.

Hijack - Anyone here watch "The League"? Priceless for FF players.

Thats where i got the idea. The "sacko" inspired me to use the vagina, only ours is for first place, and not last.