Words men should never say.
 

I'm comprising a list of words men should never utter: (please feel free to add to the list)

Amazeballs
Hella
Jelly, as in nice shoes I'm so jelly. Gawd I wanted to puke just typing that.
Cray cray
Selfie, unless you are chastising another man for taking one.
Hashtag in dialogue, besides its a damn pound sign.
Right? As a single term of agreement.


I hate when anyone uses these terms but men should punch themselves in the face when they slip out.

Any terms/phrases you guys hate?

Lol

And I mean men should never use that term. Ever.

"Fine" When talking to a woman. As in, "Those shoes look fine." Say, "They look like total crap." Or, "I love them so much that we are not going out if you decide to change them." Women cannot stand indifference. But truthfully men are indifferent on 95% of things. Been married 5 years and just getting the hang of that.

"Buttload" Very bad way to just say alot!

More of a warning

Don't tell your wife to Calm down, just say relax, mine seems to take that much better LOL.

3 years of marriage still learning LOL

And I've had enough of "Guess what day it is"

The day I snap if you don't shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You just reminded me:

Oh snap, I frigging hate this term.

I want to get married...

"I do" - It's like playing misery roulette without the quick death if you lose. :)

"hater" - You don't agree with me so I'm going to try to bully you into shutting up

"(do / did) you not" followed by a question - I love to answer this correctly because it confuses people

BTW, I use "buttload" sometimes...... Shouldn't that be an acceptable term for a man to use?

^^^^^^^^^
Jason for the win!

Great thread and I agree.

i only drink light beer..

SPEWWWW OR SPEWWWWED all capitalized or randomly capitalized if you want (rules don't apply to ever one.)





That thread was so bad I couldn't stop reading it LOL

YOLO!!!! Seriously, please stop. Also, what is this new "YEWWW" trend. Is that a happy yell or something?

Totally agree on the word "hater." Only used by people who can't take criticism.

-bestie
-BFF
-to die for
-honey, you drive
-no thanks, I'm a vegan
-I'm a doctor (when a dentist)

I could go on forever with these...

"your friends are right."

"Swag." This drives me absolutely insane.

A straight man cannot use the word "Fabulous" without sounding 100% gay.

... even if you're describing the most manly thing ever, "fabulous" will turn it gay.


example:
I was riding my Harley through a forest fire, topless chick in the sidecar handing me beer, then I pulled out my .357 and shot the most fabulous deer you've ever seen.

Slow Down

Sure Son you can have a scooter (get rid of those skateboards with sissy bars)

Do you have any skinny jeans?

How 'bout "selfie" as in check out my selfie
Or _ light beer is way better than _ any other beer. We all drink light beer, but never prefer it.
Calling someone "son" that is not your son.

If you're a coach you can also call someone son. Especially a coach from the south. I covered "selfie" in the first post. I only drink light beer when I'm trying to rehydrate.

"I don't feel like a steak tonight how bout a salad." Its fine to eat a salad but never to eschew a steak for one.

Tryna, as in I'm not tryna do that right now.

Right meow, like your saying right now. This deserves an automatic throat punch.

Unless in context with another Super Troopers reference.

well I've been saying hella and hater since Reagan was president, so unlikely to stop now. Although back then "hater" was used more in the context of "you are hating it," or as a synonym for "bummer." So for example your friend tells you his girlfriend dumped him. "hater, dude. She was hella dumb tho."

"I like the seattle seahawks"

OMG you wouldn't be a man if you did. All the Seahawks fans i know are women or at least they dress in women's clothes.:p

HAHAHAHA! Same with all the ones I know! That blue and green really does bring out their girlish eyes though!

Guys who say OMG

Potty. I catch myself saying it all the time to my daughter though… no way to make that word sound manly

Looks like we can add "steezy" :) oh yes and OMG...

Hey @$$ holes, save that for the football thread!

"I'll have a skinny late."

Tinkle. Even if said to kids.

anyone with young kids is excused for saying that.

meh
swag
hater
LOL (Blair, I'm on to you!)

I don't like beer
I don't like steak
Sounds like somebodies got a case of the monday's- nah man, nah man. I believe you get your a$$ kicked for saying something like that.

"hot mess"

No you ask them if they need to use the lavatory or have to take a piss/dump.

I'll say it is annoying when a man orders a coffee at starbucks with too many instructions. Also, If you play their Tall, Grande, whatever game. It is a small, medium and large.

Using Dr. before your last name if you went to chiropractic school.

"Your friends are right."

I'm feeling bloated.
Can't drink tonight, I have a headache.
Hyphy

http://www.moosedenied.com/images/2009/08/chappelle.gif

I can't stands swag, or when someone uses the term hater.. or cray cray or pretty much any words that come out of the mouth of the youth

a non spoken word but when someone writes a thread post and instead of someone saying " yes I agree " they quote the post and write " this ^ ", I do not know why but that really bothers me

Should never ask "Vacuum Recommendations". Sorry had too. Even if it's for a shop vac.lol. Just seems wrong.

-Always hated "stoked"
-I love my Prius
"We all drink light beer, but never prefer it" - No we don't. I swear light beer is a US thing. It's all piss. Man up and drink real beer!!

HAHAHA - Rick pimp slaps Charlie!

i expect to be outnumbered on this one but calling something 'sick'

"that boat is sick." if everyone who typed that in a new boat thread coughed up a nickel we could all have a light beer (puke)

murdered out- i don't get that one either

love love love
i'm so over .....

Light beer is less filling so you can drink more of it. I would much rather have a ML than some pale ale yuppy bull****.

Obama, Obamacare

"Woot"

Sounds like somebody has a case of the mondays.

Can i get some guidance?
agree with lol and :) , but in a text if you want to make it clear you aren't trying to be rude. Especially with a casual/new friend/women, what can you use without getting your card revoked.

agree, saying selfie is 100% asceptable when making fun of someone-as in nice selfie Mr. President.

I'm definitely not telling my 3 year old to take a piss or dump before we leave the house. I don't use potty anymore, but when kids are 2 and under, completely acceptable.

Woot! Yeah, I hate that one too.

I think it's unmanly to say "we" and "us" when talking about the Sports team you root for. As far as i can tell most of those guys are wannabes living their dreams through the success of professional athletes around the world. Guys ,people actually think less of you when your trying to prove your worth through the success of a sports team you root for.

Guess I should have put a smiley after that post.

Okay. No more than one smiley per post :)

"game changer" :banghead:
anything in text content "TTYL, HMU, LOL, ECT"

Ttfn?

Pale ale yuppy beer? Not so much! You must be a hater sun!im running around right meow with hella swag! Omg my truck is hella sick all murdered out! I just took a selfie do tall can check out my steez. Ttyl. Whoopooooo

"at this point in time" we are men we don't need five words to say "now" that's what women do, just always bugs me.

Also colors are red, blue, orange, yellow, green, white, black(I know the last two aren't colors). Morning mist, fern, chestnut, cornflower ect... should never but used by men to describe the color of something.

Cali

Word

Xtreme.

12th Man!

It burns when I pee...

"Legit" is the only one that drives me up the wall.

Or "Air Tricks are gay" from a guy that can't do any air tricks. First, your opinion doesn't mean squat if you have no authority. Second, what is it like '92 or something? Gay refers to homosexual sex not something that you find lame. (I can't do air tricks well either, but I reserve judgement on the subject because I have been murdered on the handful that I can.)

Gay