Excuse me Jeff Foxworthy. You know you are Taliban if you..
 

Found this and thought I'd share the laugh.:)

You know you are Taliban if you..

1 refine heroin for a living & have a moral objection to beer.
2 own a $3,000 machine gun & $5,000 rocket, but can't afford shoes.
3 wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon unclean.
4 think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof & suicide.
5 consider TV dangerous, but carry explosives in your clothing.
6 were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

I did not post earlier John. I did read this. Great post.

So true, After you read it, it seems even more rediculous

There was a story headline in the paper today that I read wrong when I first read it. But it seemed funnier the way I read it. It said....

"Troops will go after Taliban in spiritual home."

It meant that the troops are going to attack the Taliban in their spiritual city. But I read it as the troops will leave Afghanistan after the Taliban have been sent to the afterlife.:D